>
>
>
> You go to 24hr christmas shopping at Chaddy even though there's no parking
> and you don't intend on buying anything
>
> You take your boyfriend/girlfriend to Sky High for more then 'just the
> view'
>
> You are wrapped that zone 3 has been removed
>
> You have stumbled out of the 'Wheelers' or the 'Hallam'
>
> Every time you drive down Springvale rd passing Nunawading station... the
> train happens to be crossing
>
> You know the whereabouts of Ramsay Street
>
> You stuffed up in year 12 and ended up in Swinburne Uni Lilydale
>
> You stuffed up even worse in year 12 and ended up in Holmesglen Tafe
>
> When you grow up... you want to live in 'inner city East'
>
> You dress better then your friends (from the west) i.e. they still wear
> flares
>
> Anything on the other side of the westgate bridge is a hike
>
> You or someone you know has chucked up on the sth Eastern or Eastern
> freeway on the way home from clubbing
>
> You were not surprised by the riots at Noble Park Maccas
>
> Springvale Rd is no more then 10 minutes from your house
>
> You haven't been to Fountain Gate since Krispy Kremes became available
> everywhere
>
> You exit at Toorak Rd and NEVER use etag
>
> You refuse to accept that the 'derros' from Cranbourne are Eastsiders (lol)
>
> You are paranoid and wind up your windows and lock your doors once you get
> into the slums (westside)
>
> You go to Burwood Kmart at 1am coz your bored or coz you can
>
> You've played ball at Dandenong/Kilsyth basketball stadium for your
> school/friends/local team
>
> You know what Wobbies World is
>
> Before you got your own DVD burner... you bought all your movies/games from
> the ethnic blokes at Caribbean Market
>
> Being stuck in ridiculous peek hour traffic doesn't phase you
>
> You go to Eastland shopping centre as an absolute last resort
>
> Even as an absolute last resort.. you do not go to Dandy Plaza
>
> You went to underage 'dance parties' at Jooce, Stylus, East 93, Moorabin
> Town hall, Dandenong town hall, Clayton town hall
>
> You're glad Ozone was built on top of the 'old bus stop'.. this nearly
> wiped out the 'Bus stop gangsters'
>
> You've had a bbq/birthday/drink up at Jells/Burden park
>
> You have been to Caribbean Rollerama.. to roller blade of course (roller
> skates are for dweebs)
>
> You catch the Lillydale/Cranbourne line and seem to travel back in time
>
> You just wana slap the emos around at Ringwood Station
>
> You go for coffee with friends at Shine (Upstairs) at Glenny even though
> it's as noisy as hell and there's no chance of understanding what the
> person sitting next to you is saying
>
> You then go for coffee at Airstream and its just as loud
>
> You're happy to pay $50+ for a cab home from town
>
> You have caught the Lilydale/Belgrave line and were either bashed,
> followed,
> sworn at or creeped out by some wierdo sitting way too close
>
> You don't slow down at Eastlink Roadworks unless there's a guy holding a
> 'SLOW' sign
>
>
>
> You have fought off chucking your guts on the Nightrider home
>
> You've enjoyed a movie in that kickass colosseum-style room at the Rivoli
> in
> Cambo
>
> You played netball or softball at Jells Park and remember when there were
> only outdoor courts
>
> You went to watch movies at Pinewood because all movies cost $3 but don't
> admit it
>
> You've chucked a hissy fit at some poor kid who works at Nunawading Maccas
> cos their soft serve machine is broken... again
>
> You've laughed at one of the following:
> *Hung Phat Auto Repairs on the Pakenham/ Cranbourne line
> *Phuc Dat Butcher in Springvale
> *Hung Long Video on Whitehorse Rd Box Hill
> *Poo Ping Palace in Dingley
> *Keith Fagg Tiles in Kilsyth
> *Sha Tin Chinese take away at Heathmont shops
>
> You've been to Donnie Pancake Parlour.. and think the radio ads for it at
> night with the stoners is retarded
>
> You know the 'real' names of Eastland (Beastland), Knox (Pox), Ozone (Hoe
> zone)
>
> You are not surprised to find a Club X store right next to Baby co. in
> Baysy
>
> You don't find it confusing driving through 5 ways (Princess hwy,
> Springvale rd, Police rd, Centre rd intersection)
>
> You know that the 16 year olds around Ringwood/Dandy only had babies to get
> the baby bonus
