dansedgli wrote:Hi guys,
There has been some discussion on these forums about how the quality of posts is starting to go downhill.
We have to fix it before this becomes boost cruising.
These are the new rules.
1. Off topic discussion will not be tolerated in the technical section or the for sale section. If you take a thread off topic you will be warned. Do it again and you will be banned.
2. Text speak will not be tolerated. If you want to talk in sms language use your phone and sms your mum. She is probably the only one left who tolerates your crap anyway. 1 warning then ban.
3. Dont be dickhead. This was our only rule in the beginning but more and more wankers have joined since the forum started so now the 1 rule must be spelled out so you understand.
If you are a dickhead you will be banned. No warnings, no exceptions.
4. NUFF SAID is a dickhead saying and not tolerated. It will result in a ban.
Thanks,
Admin.
ps If you are a dickhead and you get flamed after asking a dumb question then dont whinge to admin. We dont care. You probably deserve it.
I'll draw your attention to rule number 3 specifically. I'll even repeat it in big letters so it's easier to read:
3. Dont be dickhead. This was our only rule in the beginning but more and more wankers have joined since the forum started so now the 1 rule must be spelled out so you understand.
Want to know what is classified as being a dickhead?
Putting a turbo on your car and driving it around without a fucking tune.
YES, that is a fucking DICK HEAD manoeuvre.
DON'T DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CAR AROUND WHEN YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT TUNED!.
If you're dumb enough to fail to understand the way a turbo works then you shouldn't be fucking working on your car. If you're dumb enough to fail to understand how a turbo works and you bust your motor because you drive the car around on boost without a tune (FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON, especially considering that many, many knowlegeable people have previously continually told [unts NOT to drive their fucking cars around without a tune) then you should have your car confiscated and you should be banned from boosted until the end of time.
"But it's easy to change a motor and they are cheap and this motor was already busted anyway" I hear you say.
**** OFF.
**** OFF AND THEN GO **** OFF SOME MORE.
There is no way known to man that swapping a motor is easier than waiting until your car is tuned. No way known to fucking man. I know this, because I've swapped a million motors and I've tuned quite a few cars, and I've waited for however long it took to get my car in somewhere for a tune before giving it a thrashing.
So what if you think your motor is on its last legs - a) if you're fucking dumb enough to drive your car around without a tune then you're hardly knowledgeable enough to make a call on what condition the motor is in, and b) it's still a good opportunity to get a low boost tune and drive the car around to work out the teething problems that you will definitely have, before putting in a 'good' motor and winding up the boost.
I hope I've made this pretty clear.
Thank you for your time.
P.S. Don't drive your fucking car around before you get it tuned.
lesson learnt and ended up running decent times after doing it properly.
