A Japanese company (Toyota ) and an American company
(Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the
Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach
their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to
investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management
team made up of senior management was formed to investigate
and recommend appropriate action.
Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1
person steering, while the American team had 8 people
steering and 1 person rowing.
Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management
hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of
money for a second opinion.
They advised, of course, that too many people were steering
the boat, while not enough people were rowing.
Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to
prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's
management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering
supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant
superintendent steering manager.
They also implemented a new performance system that would
give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work
harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First
Program' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower.
There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and
other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and
bonuses.
The next year the Japanese won by two miles.
Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for
poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold
the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new
equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior
Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was
out-sourced to India .
Sadly, The End.
Here's something else to think about: Ford has spent the
last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US,
claiming they can't make money paying American wages.
TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a
dozen plants
inside the US The last quarter's results:
TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9
billion in losses.
Ford folks are still scratching their heads.
IF THIS WASN'T SO SAD IT MIGHT BE FUNNY