Post your epic fails

by **nothin suss** » March 7th, 2008, 12:14 pm

That is dedication 93edxr6...

by **93edxr6** » March 7th, 2008, 12:19 pm

hahah was all worth it

by **ned** » March 7th, 2008, 12:40 pm

FAIL #1: Who says AU motors are indestructible.

by **93edxr6** » March 7th, 2008, 12:44 pm

how the @#*@ you do that??

by **ebmonty92** » March 7th, 2008, 12:52 pm

good effort ned hahaha

by **Nikk O'lass** » March 7th, 2008, 4:05 pm

by **simon5574** » March 7th, 2008, 7:29 pm

epic fail # 167b (there's heaps)

going round a roundabout in my 4.1EFI XE ESP in the wet attemptimpting to drift (drift noob) and understeering into gutter and nearly taking out lolly pop lady. then trying to get quick wheel alignment booked in. :lol:

EDIT : 4.1 is not best motor for drifting because you should break traction for full drift effect

by **Commando** » March 7th, 2008, 7:34 pm

you need to break traction to drift?

Keep that one under your hat, you don't want everyone to know the secret to dorifto!

by **simon5574** » March 7th, 2008, 7:36 pm

4.1 has traction control built in i think....

by **67rce** » March 8th, 2008, 1:25 pm

Bipolar had an Epic Fail last night.... he missed the Exit to go to BWCP :lol:

by **Fairmont888** » March 8th, 2008, 1:31 pm

67rce wrote:Bipolar had an Epic Fail last night.... he missed the Exit to go to BWCP

lol.. i think u could class his whole day as an epic fail

by **holmsy** » March 8th, 2008, 2:06 pm

epic fail 1. putting my car on gas.(blown gasket)
epic fail 2 putting a cam in my car (zero power)
epic fail 3. having a falcon that needs the wheel arches to be lifted by randoms for it to spin the wheels a little bit

i havent really fucked up to bad working on the car. things usually sort out.
iv done the same as sunny. trying to compress the rear brake piston to be told they have to be turned. but i was lucky and no damage was done.

by **Frost** » March 8th, 2008, 9:29 pm

Epic Fail 1: Thinking that a Wog in a econovan would move over, resulting in Rolling EA S Pak
EPF2: Looking at a couple of hot lesbians in Daylesford and running up the ass of a focus
EPF3: Doing a uturn with out looking (Rip the front of the EA Off)
EPF4: Selling my old EA to MarkTD teaching him how to start it not checking it was in gear and running it into my Loan EA

EPF5: Sleeping, SMSing, Driving at 5am with unadjusted headlights = Kangaroo
EPF6: Not killing the kid that pulled out infront of me and totalled my XR6

by **Fairmont888** » March 8th, 2008, 9:35 pm

Frost wrote:Epic Fail 1: Thinking that a Wog in a econovan would move over, resulting in Rolling EA S Pak
EPF2: Looking at a couple of hot lesbians in Daylesford and running up the ass of a focus
EPF3: Doing a uturn with out looking (Rip the front of the EA Off)
EPF4: Selling my old EA to MarkTD teaching him how to start it not checking it was in gear and running it into my Loan EA
EPF5: Sleeping, SMSing, Driving at 5am with unadjusted headlights = Kangaroo
EPF6: Not killing the kid that pulled out infront of me and totalled my XR6

you really havent had much luck... :shock:

by **Frost** » March 8th, 2008, 9:38 pm

Biggest mistake was selling the EA to MarkTD, he got a little annoying although he paid me 2k for an EA Fariyghia manual on gas, And the front end wasnt straight and an axel bent

by **Nikk O'lass** » March 9th, 2008, 1:04 am

Frost wrote:EPF2: Looking at a couple of hot lesbians in Daylesford and running up the ass of a focus

done a similer thing, saw a hot-ass girl and was crawling along at 10k's and hit a pajero up the a-hole, lukly it was slow speed, but people still looked, i was outta there! Shunted the Pajero and left a towbar indent in my bar...

by **AaronEF8** » March 10th, 2008, 9:12 pm

My Epic Fail only needs 2 letters...

E F

by **smokin ef** » March 14th, 2008, 3:23 pm

i had a ripper 2 day!! we went for a swim and as usuall we went to the rope swing... i started off normaly doin some flips n shiz ( btw u get about 4-5 meters of air on this sucker ) so i went for a double backie.. landed perfect bout 5 times so i went to step it up and just before we were about to leave i thort id go for a tripple... anyway i over rotated heaps and done 3 and abit flips and ate shit big time!!! landed flat on my back lol took the wind outa me n i nearly drowned tryn to swim back to the bank :oops:

.. il take some videos of the swing and post em up abit later, its a killer lol

by **Sunboost** » March 17th, 2008, 11:14 am

I took the liberty of posting this epic fail on behalf of gerendasi:

Gerendasi wrote:The car is just sitting here at the moment, useless.

Dansedgli wrote:A hiflow cat probably wont just bolt in either.

OK, well Im looking for something that will bolt in here vv

Suggestions?

by **Bipolar** » March 17th, 2008, 1:34 pm

ROFLAIRWOLF!!!!!

Fairmont888 wrote:
67rce wrote:Bipolar had an Epic Fail last night.... he missed the Exit to go to BWCP

lol.. i think u could class his whole day as an epic fail

You can say that again. New record for number of things going wrong in one day. My bad luck usually spans a morning, afternoon or night, but this time it spread across all three.

by **Malakai** » March 17th, 2008, 1:53 pm

Bipolar wrote:ROFLAIRWOLF!!!!!

LOL that's that's the best ROFLism I've heard yet...

by **Rollin** » March 17th, 2008, 11:05 pm

Being told that the bottom end of my motor had been measured up and I had been supplied with the correct bearings, so I wouldn't have to check clearances.

Put engine together without checking clearances, because I'm a dick.

Had no oil pressure 12 days before powercruise :shock:

Took the sump off, checked the oil pump, put sump back on, primed it up with a power drill, still no pressure....Sump off a second time, drive 1million km to find some plastigauge and trying to find places with the correct undersize bearings, replace bearings while the BRAND NEW engine is still in the car....then got some oil pressure...

Asking a clutch CU*NT for a clutch that will handle 500rwhp and blowing it up in 5 days with 370rwhp and NOT killing him to death with it.

Paying a manifold CU*NT to change the flange on my turbo manifold instead of doing it myself, took 7 weeks and the flange was on the wrong angle anyway, so I had to do it myself.

Paying an exhaust shop CU*NT to build a 3" exhaust for me, getting back an absolute ABORTION of an exhaust that hit on EVERYTHING (even bumps in the road FFS) and NOT going back and killing them with it.

Actually, paying pretty much any fking CU*NT to do anything, ever - it always turns to shit.

P.S. I'm just a little pissed at the world tonight, can you tell?

by **93edxr6** » March 18th, 2008, 12:11 am

FAIL #3 trying to get to sleep to nigjt its just to hot

by **Fairmont888** » March 18th, 2008, 11:29 am

Technically not my epic fail but it involves my car. My mum got my car bogged next to the driveway in gravel, she kept trying to get it out... ended up deep enough that the wheels were no longer touching the ground. Had to ring RACQ so they could come around and pull it out. i came home and laughed until i found out the gravel had scratched the car and my wheels :evil:

by **wolf** » March 18th, 2008, 11:34 am

hahah epic fail on Sunday

we got a call out to rescue a distressed and boged person from nelson (hour drive) our crew get into rescue 3 and drive to where the rough coordinates are and start our search.
after half a hour we find him upto his axles in sand the funny thing is he was in a fricken holden euro hatchback (not sure what it was) our 4wd got somewhat bogged and he was trying go through there in a awd hatchback =)

by **Fairmont888** » March 18th, 2008, 11:41 am

epic fail today... going to tafe, finding out ive done everything for the mornings class already, and sitting infront of a computer bored shitless for 4 hours

by **get_an_ea_today** » March 18th, 2008, 11:54 am

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/EA-Falcon-s-pack ... dZViewItem

by **EL XR8** » March 18th, 2008, 1:51 pm

Fairmont888 wrote:epic fail today... going to tafe, finding out ive done everything for the mornings class already, and sitting infront of a computer bored shitless for 4 hours

Fucken walk out and go to a pub or the beach or something!

by **Commando** » March 18th, 2008, 1:56 pm

Sending an email from work with JB pics to Bipolar's work address... and having it intercepted by his IT crowd :oops:

by **Sunboost** » March 18th, 2008, 2:04 pm

by **Fairmont888** » March 18th, 2008, 2:16 pm

EL XR8 wrote:
Fairmont888 wrote:epic fail today... going to tafe, finding out ive done everything for the mornings class already, and sitting infront of a computer bored shitless for 4 hours
Fucken walk out and go to a pub or the beach or something!

i did end up leaving.. it was so bloody boring sitting there and listening to people who have no idea what the hell they are talking about dribble shit. its so farking good to be home

by **pHaT`eL** » March 18th, 2008, 2:17 pm

Im also lost on the JB thing..

*edit* Jail Bait?

by **Commando** » March 18th, 2008, 2:29 pm

correct. <16 points to you Pete!

Nothing "wrong" mind you, just think of that "demotivational posters" thread that got bombarded with JB pics

by **ebmonty92** » March 18th, 2008, 2:43 pm

get_an_ea_today wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com.au/EA-Falcon-s-pack-sedan_W0QQitemZ130206255807QQihZ003QQcategoryZ35227QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

did i read that right? 25,000 WTF!!!

by **glenneaux** » March 18th, 2008, 3:46 pm

Commando wrote:correct. <16 points to you Pete!

Nothing "wrong" mind you, just think of that "demotivational posters" thread that got bombarded with JB pics

so if his it crowd intercepted it should your it crowd intercept yours? i might have to speak to some people

by **Commando** » March 18th, 2008, 3:49 pm

sif rat on me to your cuz...

by **glenneaux** » March 18th, 2008, 3:50 pm

Commando wrote:sif rat on me to your cuz...

by **wolf** » March 18th, 2008, 6:53 pm

first epic fail with the new coon.
not keeping a eye on tire pressure with cheap ass tires...

by **Jim Beam** » March 19th, 2008, 9:30 am

Commando wrote:correct. <16 points to you Pete!

Nothing "wrong" mind you, just think of that "demotivational posters" thread that got bombarded with JB pics

(FYI hes the host of a NBC show called To Catch a Predator)

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