7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas

[Malakai]

This is a pisser...

Here is my favourite part:

Giving a gift with your left hand...

What you think you are saying:
"Thank you very much for letting me marry your daughter. She is very beautiful. In gratitude, please accept this dainty, yet tuneful instrument. Did I mention that I'm left-handed?"

What you are actually saying:
"Thank you very much for letting me marry your daughter. She is the most worthless heap of dog vomit I have ever encountered, and I dearly wish that she would die. In gratitude, please accept a generous portion of my own effluence. Did I mention that I hate you?"

http://www.cracked.com/article_16335_7-innocent-gestures-that-can-get-you-killed-overseas.html

[Fairmont888]

LOL.. thats awesome, loved the "say hi to a member of the opposite sex in saudi arabia" one

[YBYAVL]

haha...DEATH DEATHHH DEATHHHH!!!!

*goes an gets half a dozen roses for the missus"

[Fairmont888]

are you also going to lean forward for a kiss?? lol

[YBYAVL]

naa, but ill give it to her with my left hand

[4LEDboy]

LOL at some of the comments

Actually, here in South America, at least in Brazil, there's nothing wrong about the thumbs up sign. Unless you're doing it for genocide.

and

In australia(I think) if you set a glass upside down in a bar you're saying you could kick everyone's ass or something. Of course in america this is more like 'i am finished with my drink.' Funny article, ty

O RLY?

[[Sterling]]

naa, but ill give it to her with my left hand

lol then give her a thumbs up?

[EL XR8]

Yeah, if you put the glass upside down on the bar, it means you want to fight someone.
If you put it down sideways on the bar, it means you want to fight the whole bar!

[4LEDboy]

Yeah, if you put the glass upside down on the bar, it means you want to fight someone.
If you put it down sideways on the bar, it means you want to fight the whole bar!

heh heh heh, have to try that!

[BlackED_Sprint]

loved this comment:
"The left hand thing is definitely true in Morocco. At a traditional meal you eat with your hands. Or your right hand more specifically. Reaching in with your left hand is like saying "MMM...dysentary! Let me reach my beshitted paw into your delicious food!""

I laughed my farkin arse off!!