Vicfords vs. The World

[OED666]

No your right - i have plenty of times - But i find it hard to look my car in the headlights and tell her i have no love left

I think i would have to remove my penis and feed it to the vultures before i could actually part with my car. I know the vulture part would be less painful.

There's been many times where I "think" i give no fark for it, but deep down i do.

[Gozza]

LOL - i know how you feel - Get annoyed with it - take it out and thrash the poor thing within an inch of it life - then feel bad and lick its wounds

sorta like having a Girlfriend

[Commando]

Your girlfriend as wounds that you lick?

[Gozza]

Yeah a furry axe wound

ps i wasn't being literal - I meant i beat her up and then tell her i love her


pps - thats a lie

[Gunns]

only axe wounds.

I am sure you would not trade her for anything.
















under an ounce

[Gozza]

hahaha - that is also a lie -

[Gozza]

Did you mean my fiancee or my car? - that throws a spanner in the works

[Gunns]

the fange

[Frost]

I'd love to know what Mark TD, Bentles and EF Giaaarrr do for a job and what kind of cash they earn atm.

Last I herd mark got fired but he was a dispatch operator for border express and they canned his jobs due to not making enough money, I find that hard to believe considering Border express is one of the nations largest truck freight companies.

Mark ust to be alright but he got a bit over the top. He needs to grow up and move on. I cant believe he crashed my EA.

[AaronEF8]

whos got an ounce now?

[[Sterling]]

I'd love to know what Mark TD, Bentles and EF Giaaarrr do for a job and what kind of cash they earn atm.

Last I herd mark got fired but he was a dispatch operator for border express and they canned his jobs due to not making enough money, I find that hard to believe considering Border express is one of the nations largest truck freight companies.

Mark ust to be alright but he got a bit over the top. He needs to grow up and move on. I cant believe he crashed my EA.

border express aint that big dude.....

[old_mate]

who was the mad knt who rooted his missus? he gets a thumbs up from me, maybe even a high five if he put it in her ass.

Sorry if both those people frequent here

how's that efgiar dude. I think his posts are almost as bad as yagz'.

[oneredED]

I wonder when these wankers will realise that E series are shithouse and having your life revolve around them is a dumb idea.

****, who hasn't got over E-Series at some stage!

No your right - i have plenty of times - But i find it hard to look my car in the headlights and tell her i have no love left

All so true!

whos got an ounce now?

sharing is caring kents.

[oneredED]

Does anyone else remember how a fellow ozecruiser took his GF away? LOL

Nothing says shit kunt like your GF fcking one of your internet friends.

LOL, that's not the first occurance of this hilarious phenomenon in these parts

[old_mate]

do tell.

[[Sterling]]

wait! i dont think its wise to tell that story!!





















untill i get some popcorn

[oneredED]

do tell.

It's not my place to tell. I'm not that much of a kent, as I respect those involved. Someone else will know what I'm referring to.

[BlackED_Sprint]

????

[oneredED]

My apologies, I should be specific and say there's more than one previous occurrance, Sam (blacked_sprint) just reminded me of another one of these hilarious phenomenon that was not the one I had in mind.

[Sunboost]

I know of two.

I'll only mention Mark TD's missus getting one up her from XGME.

I respect the privacy of those involved in the other one so wont mention it.

I don't respect the privacy of Mark TD, SBR1 or XGME. Hahahaha... fukn losers.

[Rollin]

ps i wasn't being literal - I meant i beat her up and then tell her i love her

ROFLMAO!!!!! That was so unexpected I pissed myself laughing - good work Goz

[simon5574]

dan falls under that category followed closly behind by sundeep! boosted = pack of cock smoking hippy fcuk heads

This one sht me bad.

I thought we were over it too.

EFGiar's gunna get his head decked 100 thou non internet spec.

Oh really

[pHaT`eL]

[Dansedgli]

dan falls under that category followed closly behind by sundeep! boosted = pack of cock smoking hippy fcuk heads

This one sht me bad.

I thought we were over it too.

EFGiar's gunna get his head decked 100 thou non internet spec.

Oh really

I thought you were a fence sitter Simon? You seem to be showing your true colours now.

Doesnt a family guy have better things to do at your age or do you just live to E fight people and rip skids at cruises like every other 18 year old out there?

Can I just add how funny I think it is that people are still crying about being banned from an internet forum well over 3 months after the fact.

We need a smiley that looks like this:

[BLC]

dan falls under that category followed closly behind by sundeep! boosted = pack of cock smoking hippy fcuk heads

This one sht me bad.

I thought we were over it too.

EFGiar's gunna get his head decked 100 thou non internet spec.

Oh really

[pHaT`eL]

We need a smiley that looks like this:

That pic reminds me of 'Whats Eating Gilbery Grape?' You cant find me Gilbeeeeerrrtttt!!

[five point slow]

????

Dezza stole Sezza from under her bridge.

[simon5574]

Sorry about the skid, won't happen next time,. Sorry i didn't see you there Dan or i would've said Gday, next time eh.

But yeah, there are people 'my age' into E series, i probably don't have as much spare time as others, hence rarely at meets but i still enjoy fking around with cars, it's a hobby pal.

[Sunboost]

Apparently GMKILA, Stkwgn and EfGiaaARRrRRR wanna beat me up?

I got a MSN threat from efgiaaRRRRrrrR LOLLERZOMG's.

Considering EfGiarRrrR and stkwgn are the same same, that's 1 person. Can't remember mentioning GMKILA's name anywhere in a bad way, so don't know why he's in on it?

[Dansedgli]

Yeah I understand the car hobby thing. Thats something for all ages. Same with skids

Im talking about getting involved with the internet fights.

[Commando]

Sorry about the skid, won't happen next time

bullshit get it into 2nd next time

[simon5574]

some of the shit being said is a bit ordinary, but most peoples response is ' it's just the internet...'


So is it fo real or is it all crap?

[Dansedgli]

I dunno, depends who you talk to.

We banned people months ago, now they want to bash us because they are sick of our shit. What shit I dunno but they are sick of it.

I understand GMKILA coming on here but stkwgn??

[simon5574]

LOL @ Commando - ok then, let's vote!

[Dansedgli]

2nd gear mininum. 3rd is preferred.

[simon5574]

Seems the majority of E series members are in their 20's - why? prolly because cheap good car with skid capability. I like em and have had a few. I've got a Territory aswell that i bought brand new 2 years ago, boring AU Series 5 wagon with a lift kit.

E-series where it's at for me (plus i can't afford to fuk round with a hot B series)

[simon5574]

2nd gear mininum. 3rd is preferred.

5.0 = no 3rd gear wheelspin

[Rollin]

2nd gear mininum. 3rd is preferred.

Are we talking T5 or BTR here? 2nd gear is the way to go with a T5 - 3rd may as well be made of glass

P.S. I DGAF what you haters say, E-series are for teh lyfe fukkas!

(and skids - I plan to be smoking 'em up in my electric wheelchair when I'm 90 )

[simon5574]

BTR with a fukked inhibitor switch doing random up/down shifts

[Frost]

We need that photo with the retard in it again.

Something about being an internet warrior!

back in my day you would get a car load of mates go around full of piss, and usally someone ends up bleeding or you end up chatting the night away.

Simple!