Boosted Falcon

http://www.urbandictionary.com
Pretty funny when you put your nickname in

Gozza

A person that gets all the guys or chicks they want without even trying.

You're so gozza and you don't even know it.

Gozza

The 1337est, hottest guy in the universe.

Look at the Gozza over there. Isn't he 1337 and hot!


TOM

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week. LOL

Negative one LOL
gozza
3 up, 1 down


i shit bass player who couldn't score in a brothel
son of a nose whistler therefore deemed to be a nose whistler

gozza shut up
nobody cares gozza
u suck wang gozza
stop nose whistling gozza
gozza couldn't score in a brothel

I am spun out Gozza is defined as anything wtf

5. damo

1:To be well known locally for being 'hip'
2: known for going only for girls and donkeys under the legal age of consent.

'Hey man, Have you met damo?, He's the local mad ****!"
'sorry dude, she's 16 too old for me'

Haha, and here is a negative one.

1. Damo

some fucking asshole

hey damo, get your dick out of the cactus

yeah i just edited mine with a neg one lol

I did this a little while ago with my boss, I knew mine would suck and then she'd pay me out - and it happened:

1. Sundeep
A wild and crazy misunderstood idiot savant (genius), with an uncanny ability to solve mathematical puzzles and logical conundrums, but with little or no social graces or etiquette.

Sundeep went to the casino and won several million dollars but could not get a girl.

2. Sunny
Annoying shit who is a hypocrite and lies all the time

person:that guy is such an annoyin shit
person2: yeah hes such a sunny

LOL i love the randomness - cracks me up

I cant get onto it at work. Dam access denial! This is a current topic on AFF isn't it? Is that where you got it from?

What are you implying there 86? -

yeh - thought it was cool - im a theif

OSHIT, my name clearly isn't popular.

1. Jared

Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.

Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."



2. jared

a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.

I'm right,my name is jared.


3. jared


The word Jared comes from the UK in London, in a school called Kingsmead...

It is used to express a 'nerd' or 'geek' that people generally dislike due to their nerdiness

OH MY GOD check dat nerd, he's such a Jared

^^ haha my brothers names Jared. Spelt same too

goz-iller the new wrote:What are you implying there 86? -

Nuffiiinnnggg.....

I'm concerned now.

Steve:
1. Steve

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.

"Wow look at that steve over there!"

That sounds ok to me. But then there is this one:

4. steve

a common name for a retard or homosexual. One who is gay and likes to look at a man's butt or penis

Steve stop being gay and looking at my butt

Hmm. I was not aware of that.

Bahahahahaha thats hilarious!

Except I just found this! I prefer Steve over Stephen, but my license says Stephen:

1. Stephen

Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.

Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking.

Stephen is an awesome name.

thought id type in my full name

Thomas

a very large mangina

"how's your thomas doing today?"


werd

mark 713 up, 158 down

noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.

"This town has a lot of marks."



I like this one though...

Mark 124 up, 281 down

A common named used by African Americans to refer to Caucasian males.

Speaking to a Caucasian named Tom:

Q: Wassup' Mark?

A: My name is Tom.

Q: Aiiight, whatever Mark.

CHambo
15 up, 6 down


The hardest gangsta in the world. Leader of the CHambini clan, fights with opposing gang- the Hurricanes. Leader Tornado is his arch nemesis.

CHambo: What the **** do you think you're doing on CHambini turf motha fucka!
Tornado: How bout you look at that tag over there you stupid hoe! What does it say?
CHambo: CHambini motha fucka!
(Tornado sees 'Hurricanes' tagged over)
Nado: **** ya'll niggas!



I like mine haha

2. glenn
3 up, 3 down


Strong invitation to throw yeast on thou cleavage. usualy in a little pond

Dude i glenn'd all over her last night

Rollin 239 up, 43 down

1: I term used to define a drug trip, usually for 'hard core' drugs such as Exstacy and Cough Syrup

She was rollin on E at his party, thats why she was so crazy.

2. rollin 79 up, 21 down

a term by used by ravers under the influence of ecstacy. similiar to thizzin in bay area,ca.

i was hella rollin last night at the club.

tags thizz thizzin peakin poppin pills euphoria

3. rollin 72 up, 31 down

Usually associated with the ecstasy experience but can also refer to a bowl of pot/weed/grass that is lit and is still burning. If a bowl is rolling there is no need to light it.

In relation to ecstasy, "Man, I took a molly about three hours ago and I am rollin'!"
In relatioin to pot,"Hey hit that quick, it's rollin' you don't need a light."

tags high as hell trippin' balls hittin' smokin' chiefin'

Well that's shit, no mention of me being the king of the universe or anything

1. Justin 71 up, 56 down

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!


2. justin 4 up, 2 down

a ridiculously huge cock

he's hung like justin


haha!!!

hows that!!!

4. falcon 1 thumb down

the name of quite posibly the worst car ever sold in australia, with the exception of perhaps the datsun 120Y

its lack of styling and complete uselessness on a racing track (or at a set of traffic lights late at night) when compared to commodores highlight the general inadequecy of its straight-6 engine and boring V8

the only good falcon is a recycled falcon

my v6-commodore has a better power-to-weight ratio than your straight-6 ford

i'd rather walk than drive a falcon




1. commodore 283 up, 110 down

A large, prehistoric family sedan, sold in Australia by Holden motor company.

As technologically advanced as fossilized wood, they are a very user friendly car for the simple minded, thus, common in Australia. Equipped with a slow, noisy, automatic transmission and either a "rattletec" 3.8L v6 designed in 1988 or an even older 5L pushrod v8, the pitiful power per litre figure is reflected by its inherant lack of fuel economy or reliability.

Although it handles like a bag of mollasses, this barge is worshipped by bogans for is ability to allow even physically and/or mentally disabled drivers to do burnouts. Usually performance mods consist of 17 inch chromies, altezza taillights and 2 subwoofers. The younger owners usually purchase the cars due to a lack of intelligence, funds or pride. Thus, the car earned the nickname "conformadore".

Holdens "performance" line, "HSV", fail to realise that slapping a bodykit on a family commuter does not make it a sportscar.

Claimed to be an iconic Australian car, engines and drivetrains are sourced from american company GM.

WOW! a one handed burnout? must be a commodore.

That convoy of commodores is driven by 18yo virgins.

The commodore understeered into a tree at 20km/h, lucky it wasnt a good car.

Commodores suck.



woah....someone isnt a fan!

I love that definition!!!!!!

And the dude that said he would rather walk than drive a falcon? He'd get his wish if he owned a commodore, cause they shit themselves all the time

brett 111 up, 104 down
An amazing Scottish boy with a slight tendency to sometimes act as "Jaws" from James Bond.
Woah that guy is "pulling a Brett"

.....WTF is that about???

1. pete 34 up, 15 down

to throw up all over yourself in front of everyone after having only one sip of beer.

after john peted himself at the party, he ran home crying.



2. pete 23 up, 13 down

A male that chooses to wear unnaturally tight trousers while using small items of clothing to enhance his manhood.

"He's doing a Pete today."



3. pete 9 up, 15 down

a colloquial rhyming slang term referring to a shotty bong (known as a rip-through or non-bowl bong). the word comes from Pete Tong, which is mistakenly used as a rhyme slang from 'wrong'

"o man thats was such a phat pete"
"init, i put 21 stabs on...that's why"

1. Ash 184 up, 94 down

That gay ass prick from pokemon.

Yeah, i got a pokemon!
(Pikachu does the peace sign)


2. ash 129 up, 71 down

;Wonderful in all aspects
;Beautiful
;Totally Awesome!

Is'nt that hot girls name Ash?


3. Ash 85 up, 47 down

Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.

"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."