Monster Tacho

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 10:53 am

Would a monster tacho in an N/A be for a complete clown wanker?

by **Dansedgli** » December 14th, 2011, 11:00 am

Yes.

Just like bonnet gauges so don't let it stop you.

by **SLO4LT** » December 14th, 2011, 11:17 am

Unless your dash doesn't work or you have monster power for your N/A and the dash can't read how many revs it goes up to, then why not be a clown wanker

by **Commando** » December 14th, 2011, 11:22 am

Monster nacho.

by **TechXR** » December 14th, 2011, 11:30 am : **xxxr6t Likes this post**

Nope, under car neons are also a top idea.

Bloke at work wants to flog it off..sort of awkward sitatuon..

Dansedgli wrote:Yes.

Just like bonnet gauges so don't let it stop you.

Stick it right up your arsehole and measure how much bullshit per minute pours out.

by **wombi90** » December 14th, 2011, 11:39 am

You asked a question and he answered it don't see what your problem is

by **SLO4LT** » December 14th, 2011, 11:41 am

lol ban

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 11:43 am

I don't see why I can't digest chilli or corn. Don't question it though. :confused:

by **superhuS!** » December 14th, 2011, 11:43 am : **89.SVO Likes this post**

This shit is going to get interesting.

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 11:46 am

SLO4LT wrote:lol ban

No, don't. This site is my refuge for accurate information, kindly answered FAQs and civil conversation.

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 11:56 am

Everyone, it's ok. Situation has been averted. The monster tacho has been bolted into my desk and converted into a sarcasm detector. Note that it's sitting below one because im super serious.

That was a close one.

by **holmsy** » December 14th, 2011, 11:59 am : **LUXO_8 Likes this post**

your really fitting in well this week mate.
are you trying to cop shit or are you just stupid?

OK I'm gonna throw it out there.

List of played out car mods that no-one should do anymore-

Venetians
Chrome/China wheels (aka 20z, basically anything from Tempe or TTF)
Whitewalls
Chrome trim rings
VHT painted interiors
Interiors reupholstered in fkn yellow leather
Massive fluffy dice
Suicide doors / fkn stupidly hinged bonnets/boots
Neons
Disco boot installs
Monster tacos
Gauges mounted halfway down the bonnet
Cannon mufflers

Some of those are excusable on pre-90s cars, cos its kind of a 'period' thing. Basically if you open Hot4's and look at any of the mods inside, don't do them. Those cunce are caught in a time warp.

by **braad** » December 14th, 2011, 12:13 pm

holmsy wrote:your really fitting in well this week mate.
are you trying to cop shit or are you just stupid?

Ask the monster tacho, it has the answers

by **EFFalcon** » December 14th, 2011, 12:18 pm

fk yeah... my cars have none of those things

by **TechXR** » December 14th, 2011, 12:24 pm

Do you have enough room on your bonnet to mount a sick monster tacho anyway?

by **89.SVO** » December 14th, 2011, 12:24 pm

lol. i gotta save the animation that Hus has.
oh by the way. being lippy to Dan gets you nowhere. except banned. believe me

by **Dumpsta** » December 14th, 2011, 12:31 pm

EFFalcon wrote:fk yeah... my cars have none of those things

Oh I dunno..! You have 20z John. And how do you know they arent made in the great P.R.C?

I don't mind but I'm Saving funny quotes this time before pete gets all heroic and deletes everything.

by **Dumpsta** » December 14th, 2011, 12:32 pm

TechXR wrote:Do you have enough room on your bonnet to mount a sick monster tacho anyway?

He didnt mention mounting it on the bonnet, in the car would be ridiculous enough but on the bonnet...? :rotfl:

by **NUT347** » December 14th, 2011, 12:33 pm

Intercepted_AU wrote:
SLO4LT wrote:lol ban

No, don't. This site is my refuge for accurate information, kindly answered FAQs and civil conversation.

Lol your the idiot that keeps starting stupid threads with dumb questions that you know are going to lead to a shit canning.

Stop getting on ebay for sick ideas and most of all... Stop pressing new topic, and you will have a happy time here.

by **superhuS!** » December 14th, 2011, 12:47 pm

When Tony Martin comes by my joint to try and f*** shit up I'll send him your way so he can help you install it.

by **TUFED6** » December 14th, 2011, 1:17 pm

Can't tell if this guy is trolling or not.

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 1:21 pm

NUT347 wrote:
Intercepted_AU wrote:
SLO4LT wrote:lol ban

No, don't. This site is my refuge for accurate information, kindly answered FAQs and civil conversation.

Lol your the idiot that keeps starting stupid threads with dumb questions that you know are going to lead to a shit canning.

Stop getting on ebay for sick ideas and most of all... Stop pressing new topic, and you will have a happy time here.

How did I get a sick idea on ebay? How long is a piece of string? I literally found this bad boy on my desk in the morning and figured, what forum dwelling, obnoxious trash from the bowels of the internets would be seething and bitter enough to get mad about a big arse dirty monster tacho?

THE CHAPS FROM BOOSTED :yahoo:

by **TUFED6** » December 14th, 2011, 1:27 pm

Hurt feelings

by **TechXR** » December 14th, 2011, 1:44 pm

3/10 troll harder Intercepted_AU.

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 2:51 pm

You have venetians in your car, i love you.

by **TUFED6** » December 14th, 2011, 2:54 pm

I've had many of the things in the list. Emphasis on HAD. Do you know what played out means?

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 14th, 2011, 4:20 pm

To moderator(s). If you can change the wording of my posts why didn't you put an end to my heinous trolling earlier? :shock:

Edit: I love venetians, not the chap who has venetians.

Edit 2: I love assless chaps.

by **Michael (HYPOEB)** » December 14th, 2011, 4:28 pm

TUFED6 wrote:OK I'm gonna throw it out there.

List of played out car mods that no-one should do anymore-

Venetians
Chrome/China wheels (aka 20z, basically anything from Tempe or TTF)
Whitewalls
Chrome trim rings
VHT painted interiors
Interiors reupholstered in fkn yellow leather
Massive fluffy dice
Suicide doors / fkn stupidly hinged bonnets/boots
Neons
Disco boot installs
Monster tacos
Gauges mounted halfway down the bonnet
Cannon mufflers

Some of those are excusable on pre-90s cars, cos its kind of a 'period' thing. Basically if you open Hot4's and look at any of the mods inside, don't do them. Those cunce are caught in a time warp.

I have Venetians and Dress Rings :-(

haha

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 16th, 2011, 12:37 pm

To whom it may concern.

The posting of the picture of the Monster Taco gave me a tremendous chuckle. Your deleting it thrice shows your a joyless, upjumped ****. Screw you. :wave:

by **EFFalcon** » December 16th, 2011, 12:40 pm : **krazyea Likes this post**

Intercepted_AU wrote:To whom it may concern.

The posting of the picture of the Monster Taco gave me a tremendous chuckle. Your deleting it thrice shows your a joyless, upjumped ****. Screw you.

Your welcome :good:

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 16th, 2011, 12:42 pm

Decent pic though, relevant and all. You know..monster and taco. My wit is too dry for people to comprehend.

by **EFFalcon** » December 16th, 2011, 12:46 pm

had your previous trolling efforts not been so obvious, i'd have left it be.

by **Intercepted_AU** » December 16th, 2011, 12:52 pm

I've had a rough day boss. LPG needs a tune, had a bad start this morning and I need to respray my grille.

Furthermore the new Macca's McValue lunch offers little more than a heavy stomach, unsightly gas and a slight thirst despite the medium beverage.

If I behave can the Glorious Taco return later..

by **Dumpsta** » December 16th, 2011, 1:56 pm

C'mon mate. You asked a crappy question. May not have been the response you were hoping for, but pretty sure the answer is clear by now. Do your self a favour and move on.

by **Sterling** » December 21st, 2011, 5:25 pm

absoloutely laughing my fucking ass off, this thread was way to fucking funny.

i had one in my escort, but thats because i had a wild-ass 2ltr running twin dellortos and my dash didnt have a tacho, even though the car was manual.

my au also has a second tacho, 3,3/4 inch one or whatever, yeah its got wank factor but i thought it would be fun. definately couldnt go 5 inch though.

shift lights are fun.. but then again not much point in an auto unless your diff is pretending its a spool and you got the shifter in "1"

by **Commando** » December 21st, 2011, 6:04 pm

Fark. Is retardation like a cyclic thing for you? You're morbidly unfunny.

by **Sterling** » December 21st, 2011, 6:55 pm

^ lol felix

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