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Bash.org GOLD!
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January 26th, 2008, 8:55 pmby Rollin
So I was trolling through bash.org, and came across this pearler, and LOLed very loudly:
#835030 +(5595)- [X]
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> f*ck me
Anyone else ever go there?
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
Posted:
January 26th, 2008, 9:03 pmby Damo
haha. I use to visit that site heaps back in the mIRC days, even made a few submissions. It's good for teh funnies.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 26th, 2008, 10:35 pmby Rollin
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 26th, 2008, 10:39 pmby Fairmont888
ROFL... nice work rollin
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 10:12 amby Airved
This site seems interesting, might go check it out.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 12:02 pmby oneredED
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
ROFL.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 12:03 pmby LUXO_8
lol, plenty of awesomeness on bash
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 1:39 pmby oneredED
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
Hahahaha.... errrr I mean wrong...
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 1:40 pmby Amon
rofl bash.org is awesome
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 2:17 pmby Jim Beam
<Ceru> when my sister went to the hospital, the bill was $11,000
<Ceru> the insurance company had a major fit
<R3mix> what did she go there for? O_o
<Ceru> she drowned
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 2:34 pmby [Sterling]
<Redden> you know what you shouldn't take on planes?
<Sealab> Leslie Nielson?
<Bagel> Box Cutters?
<Dodge> William Shatners?
<Scotty> Gameboys?
<DotTom> Babies?
<The Amazing Rando> Wesley Snipes?
<seander> Flaming torches?
<Gib Yob> Vials of smallpox?
<Kelvin> Zombies?
<Tomuber> Mutha fuckin snakes?
LOL MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES!!!!!!
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 3:07 pmby AaronEF8
ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds
ianepson: and i had my guitar with me......
ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance
Metal Mantis X: lol
Metal Mantis X: lmfao
ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai
Metal Mantis X: lol
ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped.
ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin.....
ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana
Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"
Although it only makes sense if you've seen Deliverance.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 27th, 2008, 3:11 pmby nothin suss
I dont get this bash.org thing....
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 1:21 amby Rollin
It's just funny stuff that people have said on chat boards - it gets sent in to the site and they decide if it is worth posting up.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 10:41 amby Airved
I had a few good laughs. Some of them are lame and done with the intention of being put up on the site though.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 10:54 amby Airved
<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.
<twanks> i met this chick at the bar the other day
<twanks> and she was all like "i wanna **** your brains out" steamy woman...
<twanks> so i was all "hell yeh"
<twanks> so we come back to my place
<twanks> and she jumps on my bed, strips down
<twanks> then she opens her legs wide, begins strokin the ole axe wound
<twanks> and shes moaning and stuff
<twanks> and dude
<twanks> i reckon i coulda had sex
<LARZ_GOD_ME> lets see back 2 gta3 or back to studing
<LARZ_GOD_ME> which one
<darque9> considering your spelling, i'd say "studing"
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 1:44 pmby Fairmont888
<anonop> whats your worst sex story?
<anon> I'll answer with a one-liner.
<anon> It takes a brave man to swim in the Red waters, but it takes a hero to drink from it.
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 6:08 pmby Frost
<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 6:46 pmby Tuffbicky
#104052 +(11386)- [X]
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
Re: Bash.org GOLD!
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January 28th, 2008, 6:58 pmby Frost
This is Gold I think
<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.