Boosted Falcon

I have to help organise a mates bucks party and iv never done one before.
First at his request we are going to paintball afterlunch.
After that im after some ideas and or jokes to play on him.

paintball and strippers what more could you want

At my best mate's we had a bowling ball chained to his ankle and made him pay for our pizzas with the 20c coins we were playing poker with earlier. Later on we kicking the ball around for fun and watching him chase after it. Still woke up with bruises on his ankle.

Mine we went go karting, then comedy club for dinner, then one of the classiest strip joints. Had a lappie from the hottest stripper I've ever seen.

M.666 had a topless waitress and a stripper, and later rode a stretch Hummer into the city to go clubbing. I brought my Nerf gun for everyone to randomly shoot him, including the waitress who also let us shoot her titties

My brothers bucks we went clay shooting in weribie, that included a stripper and alcohol, then went to crown then south melbourne for dinner at some swanky restaurant then strippers until we passed out.

If you go to the strips, head to kittens in south melb.

Thats where we went.. Dirty dirty place. I recommend everyone to go
There.

i organised a paintball sesh during the day, then in the evening we had a function room behind a pub that ran a bbq 4 us and a full bar. We got two mates bands to play and we had jelly wrestling strippers, big gloves boxing and two solo strip shows that would be classed as nasty. We managed to do it for 50 per person with around 50 dudes

TUFED6 wrote:If you go to the strips, head to kittens in south melb.

Mad ganga strippers there. Made out with a couple of them while smashed.

Lol, i don't go to strippers, but with a couple of mates bucks we went to paintball, strike bowling, the footy, a beer garden place in fed square, then drank on the way back to sale and played pc games for the rest of the night/morning.

I reckon when it comes to strippers, the more festy the better.

I want c-section scars, baby momma stories, fucked up meth teeth and shit tattoos.

Cant remember any of the mint strip joints I've been to over the years but still get a smirk thinking about some of the fucked up things I've seen in the shit ones haha!

lol.. sounds like Frankstons Kittens.

I should keep an eye on this thread for future reference

Your getting a fattagram Pete.

No idea what mine will be like, my mates just keeping saying its going to be like the hangover

TUFED6 wrote:I reckon when it comes to strippers, the more festy the better.

I want c-section scars, baby momma stories, fucked up meth teeth and shit tattoos.

Cant remember any of the mint strip joints I've been to over the years but still get a smirk thinking about some of the fucked up things I've seen in the shit ones haha!

80% of them are actually freakin hot. And some of them are Euro tourists and shit looking for a quick buck. I have a mate that works as a dancer at Caulfield, she's only 20 or something and she's farking hot.

make sure you have cocain...
strippers + cocain + bucks party = more then what you pay for )

Kittens Franga is a bit of a shite hole, but as mentioned above, add coke to the mix & everywhere is just gold.

It is more enjoyable if there are races.