Senseless paragraphs from SPAM

[Malakai]

We all get some of those annoying SPAM messages now and again. Do you ever read the little paragraph of text at the bottom of the e-mail? It makes very little sense if any and only serves to make it look like the e-mail is an authentic e-mail from a person talking about everyday shit. It is there to try and fool SPAM filters.

So I thought we could collect some of them here. Here's one I received today...

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[Jim Beam]

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[slo_sprint]

Heres one i got in a email about "Extensive collection medicinals"

I have about 1,000,000 of these kents.

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