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HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 11:26 amby XR6 Hulk
Hi,
I was having some scons for breakfast on Sunday morning when I could hear some hoon giving it to a V8. You could here the car cutting out from bouncing on the rev limiter.
I looked outside as it was getting noisier and obviously closer. I live in a quiet backstreet. Then all of a sudden a black VY/VZ Clubsport turns right into my street just a few houses down, sliding up the street all crossed up, the guy must have hooked it too much or hit the brake because it just slid back the other way and slid sideways up my neighbours driveway and stopped into his tree.
There was three blokes in the car all dumbfounded, they sat there for about 10 seconds, the guy was sideways on my neighbours front lawn. He just reversed it and drove off up the road. Now my neighbours have a whole series of tyres marks leading out of their double driveway way up the road. His tree is damaged as well
Bloody HSV drivers.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 11:31 amby LTDHO
Not just HSV drivers mate.
Just wanna be's!
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 11:41 amby Commando
What flavour scones?
Top 1st post, I recommend this guy for Good Stuff private section access
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 12:01 pmby XR6 Hulk
It left a bitter taste in my mouth along with the scons. There was cars carked on the street, people just dont think.
I know its not HSV drivers (the mojority) its their p-plate sons who say "can i just take the car up to grab the paper/bring the video back etc.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 12:07 pmby Commando
Too much baking powder in the scones? That can be problematic
You're right, people just don't think.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 12:07 pmby Damo
fucking holdens man.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 12:18 pmby XR6 Hulk
Commando wrote:Too much baking powder in the scones? That can be problematic
You're right, people just don't think.
I might post my scons recipe
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 12:20 pmby Commando
Please do
it is most important that we solve this
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 12:31 pmby Dansedgli
Shittest first post ever.
Learn to spell. Respect the scones.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 1:52 pmby galapogos01
Restecp. Find out what it means to me.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:23 pmby [Sterling]
im hungry group scone baking sesh this saturday???
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:26 pmby XR6 Hulk
What would you do if some guy slid into your front lawn, left tyre marks on your driveway, knocked over your tree?
The guy looked late 20s or early 30s, chubby bloke with a dopey looking face. You know those guys which have a little fat on them and their heads are out of symmetry? Holden drivers?
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:31 pmby Dansedgli
Putting them down wont improve your looks or social standing.
http://www.vicfords.comThey will understand you there.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:36 pmby TUFED6
Yesterday I saw this guy in a 180 skate across 3 lanes, gutter 2 gutter, lock 2 lock.
It was fcuken awesome.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:39 pmby [Sterling]
XR6 Hulk wrote:What would you do if some guy slid into your front lawn, left tyre marks on your driveway, knocked over your tree?
Get the number plate take it to the cops? or hunt him down and write him and angry letter, or scone's with laxatives in em?
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:42 pmby Steady
XR6 Hulk wrote:What would you do if some guy slid into your front lawn, left tyre marks on your driveway, knocked over your tree?
Hook the kunt up with some scones.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:45 pmby Nikk O'lass
TUFED6 wrote:Yesterday I saw this guy in a 180 skate across 3 lanes, gutter 2 gutter, lock 2 lock.
It was fcuken awesome.
haha, awesome!
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:47 pmby Commando
Was the tree insured?
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:47 pmby Gozza
AFF Spec Topic
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 3:49 pmby [Sterling]
Commando wrote:Was the tree insured?
what about the grass leading up to the tree? i mean you cant use the hose, and there been stuff all rain? so how would it grow back?
PLEASE THINK OF THE GRASS
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 7:38 pmby AaronEF8
kester94EF wrote:PLEASE THINK OF THE GRASS
Done and done
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rje0142l.jpg
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 8:03 pmby Damo
lol Aaron FTW!
Scones also FTW!
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 10:40 pmby Malakai
Now how am I supposed to follow that post Damo, there is no way I can come near the humor level. Oh well here goes...
Do you pronounce scone as scone or scone?
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 12th, 2008, 11:11 pmby slo_sprint
kester94EF wrote: scone's with laxatives in em?
scownage?
I Fail!
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 7:11 amby Malakai
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 12:28 pmby XR6 Hulk
What is it with the scons? I was eating them whilst the clubbie was out of control. But the point of my post was not the scons but the clubbie and the dangerous antics of the driver...
There must be heaps of police reading this thread.... donuts...mmmm scons.....mmmm
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 12:32 pmby Sunboost
A+ thread
+1 post
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 12:33 pmby Dansedgli
http://www.vicfords.comThey spell scones wrong too. Go there.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 12:38 pmby Commando
You still haven't posted up the recipe for the scones.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 12:53 pmby Bipolar
Fark this I can't wait any longer! I'm going to Nando's.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 12:58 pmby Commando
When you get there, tell that pole-dancing milf I want my patches back
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 1:05 pmby Bipolar
Done and done. Makes the extra hot peri-peri seem mild!
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 1:10 pmby Malakai
Damn it, I just got back from lunch and I forgot to get some scones! I must put a reminder in outlook for lunch tomorrow.
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 1:13 pmby Commando
Bipolar wrote:Done and done. Makes the extra hot peri-peri seem mild!
It's the chlamydia that brings the heat
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 1:22 pmby Malakai
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 1:27 pmby Commando
how the fcuk did this thread move on to modified SNL quotes?
Re: HSV Clubsport out of control
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February 13th, 2008, 1:44 pmby Malakai
LMAO!!!
