Boosted Falcon

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the f**k Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the f**k Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

hahahahahaha you pissa!!

Yeah i call that day Tuesday

I tried this line last year. All I got was a dirty look

It's March 14th!!

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Excellent!

Lol, thats a classic. Good one!

ROLF.......wish i had gf

GOLD!

i'm gonna have to print this out and leave it somewhere where the missus can find it. i'll have to make it official looking somehow??

Nice, 'bout time.

Bring it on.

Thats a pisser but Valentines day isn't all about the gals. I have always done something to spoil the guy a little. (apart from this year because I umm....kinda forgot and ran out of time. Oops!)

stevo wrote:Yeah i call that day Tuesday

HHHHHHHHAahahhaahahhh, fucking love you!

If the rest of you gotta wait till March 14th, somethings wrong... :S

Eb Barbie wrote:Thats a pisser but Valentines day isn't all about the gals. I have always done something to spoil the guy a little. (apart from this year because I umm....kinda forgot and ran out of time. Oops!)

Buy him a supercharger!

Lol.

What are you guys doing for ur missus' for the day?

I can't do nothing I've got stuff on all day / night :S

made her breakfast and bought gifts thismorning. Dropped flowers off at her work just before for a bit of a suprise.
Just having dinner in berwick tonight.

im not doing nothing, getting nothing for valentines day. ohh well what can ya do

im not doing nothing, getting nothing for valentines day. ohh well what can ya do

kester94EF wrote:ROLF.......wish i had gf

In the same boat

I got her some flowers, gift, usual shit. Taking her out for dinner as well...







then I'll smash her box.

Ned's got it down pat lolz

ned wrote:I got her some flowers, gift, usual shit. Taking her out for dinner as well...







then I'll smash her box.

+1

Valentines Day is make believe like the tooth fairy and easter bunny. I don't take part it that shiz at all

Im engaged FFS - Plus her birthday is next week..

Valentine!! ..Curse you -vile creator of this day - Most kents have to beg and kiss ass for a root anyway - the only difference is you have to buy shit as well

Flowers, gifts, dinner sheesh lucky gfs you got there. I got Barbie Car seat covers instead

Bipolar wrote:

ned wrote:I got her some flowers, gift, usual shit. Taking her out for dinner as well...







then I'll smash her box.

+1

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha. Love it.

Gunns wrote:

Eb Barbie wrote:Thats a pisser but Valentines day isn't all about the gals. I have always done something to spoil the guy a little. (apart from this year because I umm....kinda forgot and ran out of time. Oops!)

Buy him a supercharger!

Sounds like a good plan to me!! Oh and a white over grey SVO

Did the whole rose and card thing, but did it at 12.01am this morning, then had lunch today and will be cooking dinner tonight followed by a movie and a sensual massage..

ned wrote:I got her some flowers, gift, usual shit. Taking her out for dinner as well...







then I'll smash her box.

haha!! gold!

same plan here mate

Cheers for the support fellaz, it's the only thing better than dosing lol.