Commando is drunk. lulz

by **Damo** » March 20th, 2008, 9:59 pm

discuss here.

by **[Sterling]** » March 20th, 2008, 9:59 pm

this thread will turn into Tits and flange thread so EASY!

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:00 pm

too many cruizers i reckon lawl

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:04 pm

lawl i dont think he's even seen it

by **OED666** » March 20th, 2008, 10:04 pm

box will win...

by **Commando** » March 20th, 2008, 10:05 pm

bockscarrrrrrssss

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:06 pm

lmao
normal = box
drunk = bocks

by **[Sterling]** » March 20th, 2008, 10:06 pm

thats it? youve molested everyother thread and you get here and thats all you say? WTF?

by **AaronEF8** » March 20th, 2008, 10:09 pm

flange ftw

cheap jacoba creek wine ftmfw

i6 owners ftl

green efs ftw

nor running EFs ftl

pissed dave ftw

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:09 pm

c'mon man its late, we need some comic relief

Show some love

by **[Sterling]** » March 20th, 2008, 10:17 pm

Well he's gone so now what do we do?

by **Damo** » March 20th, 2008, 10:18 pm

by **AaronEF8** » March 20th, 2008, 10:18 pm

bend the ferk ovrer and i'llshow you some love

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:19 pm

Shit lol.. screw it, i got work tomorrow

Double time tho!

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:20 pm

kester94EF wrote:this thread will turn into Tits and flange thread so EASY!

I know what we can do

by **[Sterling]** » March 20th, 2008, 10:21 pm

isnt it illigal to work tomorow! i havet work saturday

by **Jim Beam** » March 20th, 2008, 10:21 pm

He's probably passed out in a pool full of jailbait.

by **Stengord** » March 20th, 2008, 10:22 pm

lmao jailbait

Ima go to lonestar for dinner tomorrow

Cause im a fkn hard kent

by **Malakai** » March 20th, 2008, 11:46 pm

by **Bipolar** » March 21st, 2008, 1:03 am

^^Apart from that post, Dave's gonna come here later and be very disappointed.

by **holmsy** » March 21st, 2008, 4:35 am

bahahaha ye kents i jus got home still pissed

by **Malakai** » March 21st, 2008, 9:04 am

That's my future wife Bipolar. When she is legal of course.

by **holmsy** » March 21st, 2008, 9:13 am

so who had a good night?
i walked a LONG way.
put like 10 random trolleys in the middle of the road. a street post. a wood post. and piss bolted when we realised the cops wer back at the first trolley

and along the way somehow i have a bag of those big purple straws from mcdonalds

by **67rce** » March 21st, 2008, 9:13 am

so thats what, 14 years

by **Commando** » March 21st, 2008, 9:20 am

**** me sideways I'm still drunk

Looks like I'm not driving home til sometime after lunch!

Nah, no cruisers (although my homosexual side does enjoy west coast coolers... 2.5% goodness), I polished off a bottle of jagermeister in about an hour. And I lost half of it about an hour later somewhere random in their garden. Spewage doesn't stop me though, it was another hour before I finally expired on the couch, I think something mancentric like Conan the Barbarian was on TV?

Why did I do this?

GF was working til midnight & then going out with a friend. So it was either a quiet night in, or going to a mate's place & getting ratarsed. My only big regret is not having a massive headcold because I smelt my AGB whilst expelling it & wanted to cry, it was acrid & toxic.

by **get_an_ea_today** » March 21st, 2008, 9:51 am

Commando wrote: My only big regret is not having a massive headcold because I smelt my AGB whilst expelling it & wanted to cry, it was acrid & toxic.

oh man thats brutal lolz

by **Jake** » March 21st, 2008, 9:59 am

lol commando, said some funny shit last night haha

get_an_ea_today, i got a video for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brtphX0X ... re=related

by **get_an_ea_today** » March 21st, 2008, 10:04 am

bahahahahahahahaha!!!! lolololololzomgs thats awesome!

by **Rollin** » March 21st, 2008, 10:39 am

One of the guys at work told me that he was dropping the kids off at the pool, and it smelt so bad that it actually made him spew.

He was sitting down going....wow....that smells fuct up.....hup..hup... BBBBBWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR powerchuckx1million.....but he still hadn't finished his number 2 so he had to sit back down and keep resisting the urge to spew!

I hate to think of what is going on in his guts!

by **Kaddis** » March 21st, 2008, 10:53 am

Rollin, I laughed soo hard just then thats a pisser!

by **Malakai** » March 21st, 2008, 12:02 pm

Two of my favorites...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6jy_Qfw9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asOdrj2-7kI

by **stevo** » March 21st, 2008, 12:12 pm

jagermeister ? No wonder you feel sick. That shit is messed up.

by **holmsy** » March 23rd, 2008, 3:45 am

nabaahahahah 3 nighys in a row gettin pissed.
we wer watchin footy and suddenly decided to go to town at like 2 am and then like hour latter were comin home with some chicks.
fuckiin made shiznit.

by **Commando** » March 23rd, 2008, 8:33 am

lol josh! Is this becoming the official pasted thread? Josh, pics of flange?

by **holmsy** » March 23rd, 2008, 10:01 am

flange fucked off cause one of em had to go chop open animals in the mornin or some shit and was still munting from the night before

we have pics of meataxe saladas from before we went out

salada, butter, vegemite, camebert, peperoni was awsome

by **Commando** » March 23rd, 2008, 10:27 am

lmao, sounds like a culinary delight you had goin on there

by **holmsy** » March 23rd, 2008, 10:53 am

mate some of the best things invented are thought of when ya pissed

best night in ages and we are goin for 4 in a row tonight.

i love it. i moved into a mates house
ever since i moved in there has been constantly cars out the front and been drinking everynight.
before i came it was jus like house mate would have couple mates over watchin tv or somethin.

by **67rce** » March 23rd, 2008, 12:19 pm

Rollin wrote:One of the guys at work told me that he was dropping the kids off at the pool, and it smelt so bad that it actually made him spew.

He was sitting down going....wow....that smells fuct up.....hup..hup... BBBBBWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR powerchuckx1million.....but he still hadn't finished his number 2 so he had to sit back down and keep resisting the urge to spew!

I hate to think of what is going on in his guts!

Was that Otto? man he's a funny kent....

by **[Sterling]** » March 23rd, 2008, 12:19 pm

cars out the front?? skid pic/vid's?????

by **holmsy** » March 23rd, 2008, 12:45 pm

lol nah. none of my mates are into cars. well none that i hang round with all the time. plus there is only so many cars cause every mate rocks up in there own car and starts drinkin so when they do drive they are tryna act sober

plus my house mate owns this house. and he is gana be a cop so he would crack it if we started that shit in front of his house

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