Boosted Falcon

Ok after leaving my drivers window down in the driveway I come back to a EB XR6 seat that smells like a fucking litter box. I jump out and there is a big trail of cat piss all the way down the center of the driver's seat.

Any tips on how I'm going to get this shit out? I've already powered Bi carb soda over the top of it to soak the piss up but I want something to get rid of the stain/ smell.


Thank god I had a EA spac seat doing nothing, otherwise I'd of been screwed.

Mum uses this shit called Borax, seems to do the trick on carpet.

nilodor.

find the cat and scrub the sh1t out of your seats with that. might not work that well but it will make you feel better.

But seriously i think Damo is on the right track nilodor is good stuff, but only use a couple of drops

glen 20 is the shit

Kick the shit out of the little bastard.

piss on the cat farken!!!

that would have been the last piss that cat did if it was in my car!!!

FeBreeze works well too, I once had that "freshly-killed animal" smell in the boot of my XE. (Long story, the gist of it is... I hit a medium-large dog in front of its owner, owner was 2x bigger than me, owner *insisted* I get rid of it, so in the boot it went in a cardboard box. It, err, leaked a little)

When we had a few cats back in the country (keeps the mice problem in check), they'd always piss in the fuckin aircon vents at the base of the windscreen. Now that shit sits idle, well until you go to use the demister or heater or aircon... then it punches you in the face with all it's filthy cat urine glory! It's bullshit hard to get the smell out too.

Commando wrote:FeBreeze works well too, I once had that "freshly-killed animal" smell in the boot of my XE. (Long story, the gist of it is... I hit a medium-large dog in front of its owner, owner was 2x bigger than me, owner *insisted* I get rid of it, so in the boot it went in a cardboard box. It, err, leaked a little)

Commando ---> Hitman ?

Commando wrote:FeBreeze works well too, I once had that "freshly-killed animal" smell in the boot of my XE. (Long story, the gist of it is... I hit a medium-large dog in front of its owner, owner was 2x bigger than me, owner *insisted* I get rid of it, so in the boot it went in a cardboard box. It, err, leaked a little)

Poor doggy Owner must of really loved that dog if he put it in a box and gave it to some stranger who just ran over it!

*note sarcasm*

Commando wrote:FeBreeze works well too, I once had that "freshly-killed animal" smell in the boot of my XE. (Long story, the gist of it is... I hit a medium-large dog in front of its owner, owner was 2x bigger than me, owner *insisted* I get rid of it, so in the boot it went in a cardboard box. It, err, leaked a little)

What a class act by the owner

I'm surprised he didn't run you over, put you in a cardboard box Dave and 'get rid' of you. That's what I'd do if someone ran over my dog in front of me.

Damo wrote:I'm surprised he didn't run you over, put you in a cardboard box Dave and 'get rid' of you. That's what I'd do if someone ran over my dog in front of me.

*takes note* do not run over damos dog. Done

Shut your window?

Damo, I've got a 40lb box of rape with your name on it

Nah, what happened was it was night time, area was poorly lit, & a black dog darted in front of the car. I hit the brakes after I'd hit the dog. I pulled over & ran back to the dog, it was alive but it was fair farked. The owner then appeared, & was shitfaced. "ayyyy mate have ya SEEN my DOG... ?"

Commando points to the sack of limp fur & blood on the road, just as a VN smacks into it. Said sack of limp fur & blood flies up from under the VN like a plastic shopping bag & lands back on the road like a wet flannel. The dog's definitely dead now. VN boots it & does a runner.

Owner: "what... the faaaaaaarkkk?"

Then a Corolla hits the dog. SQUISH.

Commando: "I think it's dead "

Then, these kids run up to the road "hey daddy have you seen the dog? ... OMG WHAT'S THAT ON THE ROAD!!!"

Commando:

Owner: "aaargh, its just a BIG CAT"

Owner turns to Commando: "you get this out of here. now."

Commando:

Owner takes a step towards Commando, kids start crying.

Commando: "OK! OK! I've got a box in the boot, I'll put it in that &, err, 'give it a burial' if you like"

Owner: "good."

Anyway the dog "leaked" through the box & into the boot carpet. It's RIPing in bushland, from where I lifted the box out of the boot & the arse of the box gave way due to being saturated. The dog slopped onto the ground, & I *really* wasn't keen on picking its remains up. Again.

Moist Times!

Commando wrote:Damo, I've got a 40lb box of rape with your name on it

Nah, what happened was it was night time, area was poorly lit, & a black dog darted in front of the car. I hit the brakes after I'd hit the dog. I pulled over & ran back to the dog, it was alive but it was fair farked. The owner then appeared, & was shitfaced. "ayyyy mate have ya SEEN my DOG... ?"

Commando points to the sack of limp fur & blood on the road, just as a VN smacks into it. Said sack of limp fur & blood flies up from under the VN like a plastic shopping bag & lands back on the road like a wet flannel. The dog's definitely dead now. VN boots it & does a runner.

Owner: "what... the faaaaaaarkkk?"

Then a Corolla hits the dog. SQUISH.

Commando: "I think it's dead "

Then, these kids run up to the road "hey daddy have you seen the dog? ... OMG WHAT'S THAT ON THE ROAD!!!"

Commando:

Owner: "aaargh, its just a BIG CAT"

Owner turns to Commando: "you get this out of here. now."

Commando:

Owner takes a step towards Commando, kids start crying.

Commando: "OK! OK! I've got a box in the boot, I'll put it in that &, err, 'give it a burial' if you like"

Owner: "good."

Anyway the dog "leaked" through the box & into the boot carpet. It's RIPing in bushland, from where I lifted the box out of the boot & the arse of the box gave way due to being saturated. The dog slopped onto the ground, & I *really* wasn't keen on picking its remains up. Again.

Moist Times!

**** that would have been awkward/sad

I once saw a dog get hit on the freeway!

There was a semi who saw the dog on freeway to which he slowed down but there was a car in the next lane who did not see dog and smacked into it at approx 100kmh. Driver checked his damage and gave the dead dog an evil eye and drove off!!
I pulled over to get dog outta the fast lane, so too did some-one else. After pulling dog away from lane it was awful, try pulling a dog full of broken bones! It was shite. I then looked closely at the dog which was a beautiful ridgeback it then gasp four times in my face shit it scared the living daylights outta me!! Bit like in the movies when you think they're dead but aint. (pretty sure it carked it then)
The other person took it away which was kinda weird

Anyway a week later their was a missing dog ad in local paper and it was the same one. Crap I felt pretty ordinary telling her what had happened being a dog lover myself!

So commando I feel ya!

how old were the kids?

Mmm not a fan of seeing this thread at the top of the General Discussion area all day.

It's about fckn cat piss ffs.

Ima lock this sht.