Boosted Falcon

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 11:15 am**

Was out last night and i couldnt help but laugh when i parked next to this, it was mainly the big "swift" lettering that got me laughing. it looks completely shit and i really dont know why anyone would bother with it but each to their own i guess.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 11:17 am**

lol stylyn

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 11:18 am**

The other day I think I drove passed a boosted swift club

All the old ones and the barinas of the same type, all had big fuckoff coolers at the front, all with probably 4'' exhaust, i laughed pretty hard, woulda been about 17-20 of them

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 11:21 am**

ha that spoiler is shocking :lol:

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 11:41 am**

sssssick bro.
love it...excuse me while i go and norris....

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 1:25 pm**

It's hard to beat the Honda Accord I saw a few days ago with heat extraction vents stuck onto the front doors.... because the doors always overheat :roll:

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 1:46 pm**

Maybe it has dodgy electric window motors Dezza?

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 1:54 pm**

there was a hot fours issue years ago with a swift making 300 hp at the wheels - that i would not fark with

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 4:25 pm**

the top of the line swifts are acutally fairly quick.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 4:31 pm**

kester94EF wrote:the top of the line swifts are acutally fairly quick.

they do rev hard and go hard as long as it a good model not a bottom of the range, but really if you want power you wouldnt go out and buy a swift thats for sure.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:00 pm**

Yeah if I wanted power I'd buy an E-Series, not a Swift, thats for sure.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:05 pm**

Steady the MARTYR! wrote:Yeah if I wanted power I'd buy an XR6T or greater, not a Swift, thats for sure.

fixed.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:07 pm**

You can't 'fix' sarcasm, people will just think you've missed it, and then you end up looking like an idiot

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:08 pm**

ah it was sarcasm, i get i now! sorry for the mix up. :lol:

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:38 pm**

*Edit - Double post

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:45 pm**

Lol. I've seen an Excel with a full body kit, 14" alloys, 3" exhaust tip and some kind of farty "sports" system, bonnet scoop and bigarse ironing board on the back driving around at stock ride height near my place.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:56 pm**

Bipolar wrote:Lol. I've seen an Excel with a full body kit, 14" alloys, 3" exhaust tip and some kind of farty "sports" system, bonnet scoop and bigarse ironing board on the back driving around at stock ride height near my place.

lol there are so many things wrong with that i wouldnt know where to start.. i dont get why people bother spending money on doing shit like that.. its just utterly farking pointless

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 5:58 pm**

Snapped this at Phillip Island V8's a few years back. Must have a huge transverse mounted donk under that bonnet

Although I'm pretty sure the owner would have been intentionally taking the piss.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 6:04 pm**

Brilliant. Pic of the week? hahaha

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 8:30 pm**

Commando wrote:Maybe it has dodgy electric window motors Dezza?

pfft... it's not an e-series

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 10:12 pm**

We had a combined cruise with the Swift club a few years ago.

They all flogged our arses.

People with LED's/neons on their car and/or have clear tail-lights aren't allowed to post in this thread.

Posted: **May 9th, 2008, 10:24 pm**

abcisfun wrote:The other day I think I drove passed a boosted swift club
All the old ones and the barinas of the same type, all had big fuckoff coolers at the front, all with probably 4'' exhaust, i laughed pretty hard, woulda been about 17-20 of them

And probably 16-19 of them would have whooped our e-series asses 0-100kph

Posted: **May 10th, 2008, 8:42 am**

Bipolar wrote:Lol. I've seen an Excel with a full body kit, 14" alloys, 3" exhaust tip and some kind of farty "sports" system, bonnet scoop and bigarse ironing board on the back driving around at stock ride height near my place.

back in warrnambool there is a white excel with a full kit like 15inch mags and a 3 inch dump pipe coming out of the bumper , they wanted to make it look like it was twin exhaust so they just got a bit of piping the same size as the bump and screwed it onto the bumper on the other side .....it was on the weirdest angle ever lol

Posted: **May 10th, 2008, 6:42 pm**

oneredED wrote:

Snapped this at Phillip Island V8's a few years back. Must have a huge transverse mounted donk under that bonnet

Although I'm pretty sure the owner would have been intentionally taking the piss.

that exhaust could compete with the batmobile

Posted: **May 11th, 2008, 9:03 pm**

my cousin has one of the old swifts with the big fuck-off cannon on the back too. Hes a ford man as well but I just poke fun at him because its basically a barina. Its even got a barina engine in it after the other one shit itself! :lol:

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 6:56 am**

will have to show you a mates hijet with a 6inch cannon and 3inch zorst

it done the best skids as well, he has rebuilt the motor,putting a turbo on it

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 8:11 am**

I would take a micra over a swift anyday, think me and my best friend are the only ppl I know of that actually like them tho

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 8:24 am**

Eb Barbie wrote:I would take a micra over a swift anyday, think me and my best friend are the only ppl I know of that actually like them tho

OMG YUCK .......i think the Micras are ugly as, they had them at the motor show the interior alone is so plastic and tinny and just shit lol .

I would have a new swift over a micra......one of the sports ones dont know the official name (yellow with black add ons)

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 4:03 pm**

Gozza wrote:there was a hot fours issue years ago with a swift making 300 hp at the wheels - that i would not fark with

is that 300rwhp

lol

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 4:41 pm**

i don't believe in fwhp

its like the tooth fairy or a perfect wife that cooks and cleans

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 4:55 pm**

wicksy wrote:will have to show you a mates hijet with a 6inch cannon and 3inch zorst

it done the best skids as well, he has rebuilt the motor,putting a turbo on it

Diesel? wtf would that sound like?

A gaymans fat?

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 5:14 pm**

nah its pertol its a 3cylinder motor, they use to do skids up the main street of emerald with the work phone number on the side and they only got one complaint the whole time it was on the road, they are going to fit some quad wheels to it as well

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 5:15 pm**

lol so its still used for work?

thats gold, never seen something like that before

Posted: **May 12th, 2008, 7:56 pm**

wicksy wrote:nah its pertol its a 3cylinder motor, they use to do skids up the main street of emerald with the work phone number on the side and they only got one complaint the whole time it was on the road, they are going to fit some quad wheels to it as well

Actually... I think i may have seen this...?

Never noticed the exhaust tip tho.

Posted: **May 13th, 2008, 1:14 am**

seeing as this thread has turned to randomness.. sometime later in the morning ill chuck up a pic of how i reversed my mates van and almost took out the most farking obvious bright yellow pole..

Posted: **May 13th, 2008, 10:43 am**

last night was parking my mates van, now most people would assume big bright yellow poles would grab your attention.. i didnt even notice this one until i got out and saw how close id come to hitting it

Posted: **May 13th, 2008, 10:44 am**

That pole might be related to the pole Rollin had relations with - Next time you see the pole ask it

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