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Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:00 pmby Alesia
By popular demand we bring you .......THE BOOK OF BOOSTED QUOTES
post up your favourite quotes (plus link and/or additional quotes for context, if needed)
NOTE: there are to be no follow up "LOL" posts , dont need that bullshit for this thread to work
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:03 pmby Alesia
Ballarat Eseries Cars Thread
http://www.boostedfalcon.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&p=78021#p78021
Commando wrote:That thing must have a hell of a lot of kms on it, plus taken massive mail loads
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:09 pmby Kyle the ED4LTR
Dan's quote
Vicfords.com.au
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:09 pmby Commando
Dansedgli wrote:www.vicfords.com
In every 2nd thread on this site
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:18 pmby AaronEF8
im a shtknt and dave wears my captain planet unitard under his clothes lol
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:18 pmby Commando
Two more
Gozza wrote:your mums like a vn - always full of bogans
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3939&p=75946#p75946and
spope wrote:We called her Tarago. She took 7 people at once.
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3469&p=65009#p65009^^^ Hell, read that ENTIRE thread for laughs!
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:32 pmby Dansedgli
This is my favourite
Damo wrote:Alesia wrote:says next to it "vehicle must not be used on or after" that date
SWEET I thought it said someone else is a dirty bottom feeding whore'
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:40 pmby Gozza
Thing that makes me laugh is Cum-land-hos post in that FM thread about the ethereal knee pads and shit
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:42 pmby Dansedgli
Alesia wrote:to bad i cant see the quote where beth absolutly owned you dan ......damn things being deleted !
I dont recall that one. What did she say?
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:49 pmby Dansedgli
Alesia wrote:umm .......from memory something about you not having a life thats why your always on herer trying to start shit ?
anyways back to quoting GOOD quotes !
LOL. Thats only ownage if I didnt have a life. It turns out I have it pretty good. lol
Good careers, tertiary educations and unbroken homes ftw.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 4:49 pmby Steady
It would be awesomely ironic if this quote thread yielded more funny quotes that made me LOL
It has potential.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 5:19 pmby AaronEF8
When Ron Burgandy said 'stay classy San Diego' he didnt mean add pink to everyfuckingthing you can find and act like a 16 year old Frankston mum hanging out at Boronia train station in her best tracksuit.
I would buy a train which I could also afford.
KyleBardell wrote:P.S: trust me ppls his neons look mad, they pulse to the bass of the music its the sex
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 5:45 pmby [Sterling]
DandyNights wrote:i dont see y nitrous is illegal....all im doing is giving the engine more oxygen
its like giving an asthmatic a ventolin
bbs...gtg fill the bottle
This made me LOL!!
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 5:56 pmby sphell
I would buy a train which I could also afford.
Yep that one made me LOL too. Pretty much any one liner post by Dan makes me LOL unless it's actually something useful.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 6:04 pmby Rollin
Gozzas sledge in my signature would be one of my faves, OED666 came up with this after a bad night at the drags:
My interior light didnt budge from the roof, so I knew my launches were puss
And I'd say probably a solid 60% of Commandos posts are highly amusing!
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 6:55 pmby Malakai
Words to live by...
Dansedgli wrote:Good careers, tertiary educations and unbroken homes ftw.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:25 pmby Bomber
89AIT wrote:Words to live by...
Dansedgli wrote:God careers, territory educations and unbroken homes and me for not finishing projects ftl.
Fixed
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:27 pmby wolf
hmm education in the back seat of a territory???
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:42 pmby Dansedgli
Bomber wrote:89AIT wrote:Words to live by...
Dansedgli wrote:God careers, territory educations and unbroken homes and me for not finishing projects ftl.
Fixed
THat makes less sense than drifting.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:45 pmby Commando
Missionary in the NT?
The position.
I mean... fark, no matter how I say it it sounds wrong
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:49 pmby Bomber
Dansedgli wrote:Dont worry mate, that supercharger conversion you have been talking about for 3 years will get there eventually.
dosnt bother me matey majority of the car is ready for it now with the 6 speed conversion just happens the $$$ i was going to spend on the charger went on the body work, hows the E ar oh thats right you dont even have a e series any more, my bad!!
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:50 pmby Dansedgli
I thought the other guy hit you and insurance was covering it?
Why did the money you had for the charger go onto bodywork?
LOL EA jokes. You fail at being funny. It was sold 7 months ago. Ive heard of people being slow but that is ridiculous.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:54 pmby G3R3N
Shhhhhh!
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:58 pmby Steady
Can anyone remember who said this?
It would be awesomely ironic if this quote thread yielded more funny quotes that made me LOL
It has potential.
PS. There is definitely at least two epic fail pictures missing in this thread.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 7:59 pmby Bomber
Dansedgli wrote:I thought the other guy hit you and insurance was covering it?
Why did the money you had for the charger go onto bodywork?
LOL EA jokes. You fail at being funny. It was sold 7 months ago. Ive heard of people being slow but that is ridiculous.
talking about the blue ef that you bought douchbag...
Money went into the body work for bodykit and custom paintwork insurance covered most of the full respray im having done as it would of only been one side of the car that was sprayed.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:07 pmby John_LS1
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:10 pmby Dansedgli
John_LS1 wrote:347 in progress...
bwahahaha!!
Bomber wrote:talking about the blue ef that you bought douchbag...
Ah I see. The $1000 EF was never going to become a big project. Throwing cash away on $1000 cars is a dumb idea.
Why are you getting angry bomber? Life getting you down? Cant you see my side of the story?
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:17 pmby five point slow
Faaaaaark what is with all this infighting shit of late? Seems everyone is bickering with everyone lately. Can't we just see eye to eye and go back to bagging AFF?
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:17 pmby Bomber
Lol me angry sif man, theres a story there I dont see it hmmm some edumacation you have ???
Love these that Dan puts in his build and showroom threads usually just before he gives up!!!
Dansedgli wrote:Already half done
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2257&p=39291#p39291
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:22 pmby Dansedgli
um that post is sarcasm. Open your eyes and read the posts before it.
If you cannot understand sarcasm you will fail at life.... more.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:24 pmby Bomber
Dansedgli wrote:um that post is sarcasm. Open your eyes and read the posts before it.
If you cannot understand sarcasm you will fail at life.... more.
speaking from experience dan how long ago did you fail????
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:27 pmby wicksy
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:27 pmby Dansedgli
Bomber wrote:Dansedgli wrote:um that post is sarcasm. Open your eyes and read the posts before it.
If you cannot understand sarcasm you will fail at life.... more.
speaking from experience dan how long ago did you fail????
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:28 pmby AaronEF8
Faaaaaark what is with all this infighting shit of late? Seems everyone is bickering with everyone lately. Can't we just see eye to eye and go back to bagging AFF?
**** off, there's no bickering. I'll smeesh you keeent.
Reasons above is why there is no info of my EF on here...
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:29 pmby Bomber
Dansedgli wrote:
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.
Lol you seam to be thinking of sezza quite a bit mate anything you want to tell every one??? Dan an Sezza kissin in a tree!!!!!
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:30 pmby wicksy
wheres the love, this is AFF love not boosted love
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:31 pmby [Sterling]
wicksy wrote:wheres the love, this is AFF love not boosted love
IVE BBEN WAITING SOOO LONG FOR THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJpyskHMwRs
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:32 pmby Commando
This IS Boosted love.
Tough love.
EDIT - I gave Kester a temp ban for posting that. Again.
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:47 pmby Dansedgli
Bomber wrote:Dansedgli wrote:
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.
Lol you seam to be thinking of sezza quite a bit mate anything you want to tell every one??? Dan an Sezza kissin in a tree!!!!!
I checked my seams, they arent split. Just like my sides.
Post something funny next. thx
Re: Favorite Boosted Quotes
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May 21st, 2008, 8:55 pmby Bomber
Dansedgli wrote:I checked my seams, they arent split. Just like my sides.
Post something funny next. thx
Yeah my sides would be split too if sezza was laying ontop of me,I feel ur pain man!!!
