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Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 8:23 am
by LTDHO
Just for those who wanted to know.

http://www.news.com.au

WAYNE'S world is a dangerous place. You are much more likely to be killed by a Wayne than anyone else.

And in America, Texas in particular, they enjoy taking deadly revenge on their misbehaving Waynes.

On death row in the US, or recently executed, are Bobby Wayne Woods, Ronald Wayne Clark Jr, Lonnie Wayne Pursley, Richard Wayne Jones, Coy Wayne Wesbrook, Ellis Wayne Felker, Billy Wayne Sinclair, Brandon Wayne Hedrick, Billy Wayne Coble, Carl Wayne Buntion and Michael Wayne Richard, to mention but a few.

And who can forget the most infamous Wayne of all, John Wayne Gacy?

Gacy killed at least 33 boys and young men. He has the most murder convictions of anyone in US history.

Well, he had. He was put to death in 1994.

Our justice system is much more lenient. And that is its greatest problem.

The Australian courts will be dealing with one of our Waynes soon: Christopher Wayne Hudson, who pleaded guilty this week to murder and attempted murder.

The problem is the mercy shown by our-slap-them-on-the-wrist judiciary when Hudson came up before.

Here are a few examples.

Assault causing bodily harm in 2001? Fined without conviction.

Possessing weapons in 2003? Fined without conviction.

Grievous bodily harm, malicious damage, harassment, suspected stolen goods, assault in 2003? Jailed just eight months.

Possessing a knife in a public place in 2004? Fined.

Possessing dangerous drugs in 2004? Fined.

Hudson should have been given lengthy jail sentences long ago, and that's where he should have been on June 18 last year as solicitor Brendan Keilar made his way to work.

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 8:34 am
by Dansedgli
I used to pick on a kid called Wayne in Primary school. He had stayed down a grade so was older than everyone else in the class. We used to play games like sharky where you had to throw a tennis ball at someone and if you hit them they were "it" then they had to hit someone with the ball. He wouldnt play if I played because he was scared of getting hurt, I didnt specifically pick him out or anything so I thought he was just a sook.

I went to Canada for 3 years after that class, when I came back I was told that he had broken both of a guys legs with a baseball bat and was in a special home for troubled teenagers. :S

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 8:37 am
by krisisdog
Whats even weirder, is that Wayne is the middle name of all of them.....

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 8:40 am
by t1MMy
That biker that killed someone in Melbourne last year and also drove Alan Didak around whilst firing shots out the window, his name is Christopher Wayne Hudson.

Ignore this. Didnt read the post above LOL

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 8:41 am
by Gunns
In short, if you know a Wayne, kill them before they kill you!

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 9:30 am
by Kyle the ED4LTR
Gunns wrote:I short, if you know a Wayne, kill them before they kill you!


EVERYONE TO LTDHO's HOUSE! :P



I call dibs on the Sprint :P

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 4:01 pm
by five point slow
Party on.

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 6:29 pm
by Commando
Cassandra!

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 4th, 2008, 11:45 pm
by Bipolar
Campbell!

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 5th, 2008, 12:24 am
by AaronEF8
This thread isn't complete without a post from Garth :P

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 5th, 2008, 12:33 am
by five point slow
No stairway?

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 5th, 2008, 8:14 am
by Commando
AaronEF8 wrote:This thread isn't complete without a post from Garth :P


"This coke tastes funny"?

Re: Wayne FYI

PostPosted: September 5th, 2008, 8:41 am
by ClassicAU
"I think this Cokes gone bad!" "You're all squiggly!"