Boosted Falcon

So here I was driving down FTG road last night at about 11pm, 6 lanes divided by a median with two service roads. As I'm approaching a major intersection travelling at 80km/h in the right hand lane, these three ~15yo kids run out from behind a bus shelter, and pelt eggs at the car I'm driving (EF XR6 manual). One smashes into the windscreen and covers it completely, another slams the passenger door. So, in an instant, I flick the wipers to remove the egg, pull the handbrake and do a left hand 180 whilst popping the clutch in 2nd (light traffic that night LOL). I flick the high beams on at these three kids still standing on the side of the main road, and the look on their faces was priceless. I raced towards them, and they bolted. They ran over the service median, the service road and stopped on the footpath, and pointed at me. Then when I jumped the median towards them (soft curb), they shat bricks and ran into the side of a house and (i think) jumped a fence. I hope they were scared enough to not do it again, because if I didn't have my wits about me I could have careened straight through a red light at a major intersection due to not being able to see.

fuckin hate pricks doin that.

good on ya for scarin the shit out o them. i woulda got out and chased the fucks over the fence.

1+ buy a cap gun leave it in the car.. if it happens again pull over run at em firing it.. lawll it'll scare the shit out of em

Hahaha nice work. I hate teenagers.

Gotta hate that, few weeks ago I three blokes driving around ringwood with eggs and tomato's just pelting randoms with them. Saw them a bit later on and they were throwing them at people at the station waiting for the train (this was a saturday night btw so most people were heading out) would have been funny if someone chased them lol, but these blokes looked like the type you wouldn't mess with!

Did you get the egg shit off the car ASAP? I think the whites and the yoke are acidic to car paints... +1 respect for running down the little fukers Mad Max style.

just remembered. back in the day in highschool. on the bus home and some kids threw something at the bus. cant remember what.
bus driver slammed the brakes on. parked where ever the bus stopped. run up checked the window that got hit. and went chasing after the kids

fuckin mad bus driver

pussies your supposed to use water baloons not egs

my capri got egged massive dent in the rear quarter and egg yock baked onto my soft top... oh that was a prick to get off. but yer one of my mates car got water bombed then flour bombed at a yr 12 break up. and it was a hot day... god he was happy haha

Reminds me of an incident a few weeks ago...

Coming home (not in my car thankfully) late at night, when a car came towards me - about 80km/h and some prick throws a bloody glass bottle out the window & up into the air, where the thing came down right in front of my car and smashed to bits on the road, with a little bit smashing up into the bumper.

I tell ya, I so would have chased the dickheads if I was in my car!

-Dean

I was at rowville maccas one time, just me and two mates walked up to the door to find that it was closed due to a recent stabbing. We then walked back to my car when a random from a group of about 15 guys sitting in the car park yells our give me ur wallet. He was obviously just being a smart ass so i shouted back i don't have any money then he goes I don't care give it to me. (he was about 20 meters away btw) As we were all getting in my car they threw one of those nugget sauce things at my roof. It bounced off and did no damage but gee was i pissed off. I wish there wasn't 15 of them or I would have done something. Even better if I had my Ghia I would have driven into the kents car. Too bad i was driving my XR.

bbq or sweet n sour?

You should be thankful it was only sauce and you werent stabbed yourself!

Not as bad but similar situation @ High Point Shopping Centre yesterday. A kid through a scrunched up paper bag from top level at ppl on escalator and watched to see what happened. I so wish someone picked it up and gave a decent shot at him or even better, chased him with it!

I cant say too much myself, as kids we used to lay out pine cones on the roads and hide in the bushes to watch cars dodge them or drive over them. Once I got my own car, I realise how annoying it is. Hopefully karma will hit those kids when they get their own car.

This egging happened to myself and my dad when I was about 12 years old.
We were driving to the police station where he worked in a unmarked car and his windscreen got a egg thrown at it. Did a U turn, put the lights on and the kids started crying. Dad told me to stop laughing because it didnt look good a cop car with some kid pissing himself laughing at kids who were crying.
Nothing came of it, he just told them they need to use their brain b4 doing something like that.

Ah just yesterday i was driving along a side street with my sister and saw some kids at a busstop playing with a phone, as i drove past they looked asif they were filming me or some crap, so quickly i hit the brakes done a uturn with a bit of a skid haha... drove up to em, "what do ya think your filming me for mate" "oh umm, umm weree just testing out my new phone" lol they seemed pretty scared, then i didnt notice some dickhead p plter in a VS was behind me as i stopped in the middle of the road, so he overtook me revving the shit out of the car, i then chased him (dont no why lol) to a roundabout where he kept going and i just turned round n went home
was a laugh, it always is when you mix p plates and a vr/vs

FOR.0EL wrote:Ah just yesterday i was driving along a side street with my sister and saw some kids at a busstop playing with a phone, as i drove past they looked asif they were filming me or some crap, so quickly i hit the brakes done a uturn with a bit of a skid haha... drove up to em, "what do ya think your filming me for mate" "oh umm, umm weree just testing out my new phone" lol they seemed pretty scared, then i didnt notice some dickhead p plter in a VS was behind me as i stopped in the middle of the road, so he overtook me revving the shit out of the car, i then chased him (dont no why lol) to a roundabout where he kept going and i just turned round n went home
was a laugh, it always is when you mix p plates and a vr/vs

That story makes you sound like a dickhead.
I dunno whether thats the effect you were going for or not.

Steady wrote:

FOR.0EL wrote:Ah just yesterday i was driving along a side street with my sister and saw some kids at a busstop playing with a phone, as i drove past they looked asif they were filming me or some crap, so quickly i hit the brakes done a uturn with a bit of a skid haha... drove up to em, "what do ya think your filming me for mate" "oh umm, umm weree just testing out my new phone" lol they seemed pretty scared, then i didnt notice some dickhead p plter in a VS was behind me as i stopped in the middle of the road, so he overtook me revving the shit out of the car, i then chased him (dont no why lol) to a roundabout where he kept going and i just turned round n went home
was a laugh, it always is when you mix p plates and a vr/vs

That story makes you sound like a dickhead.
I dunno whether thats the effect you were going for or not.

+1

You must be pretty hardcore picking on little kids eh?

Once I was getting the train to go sit an exam. It was an old train with the opening windows. Some school kids on their breakup day threw eggs at the tram. The windows were open and egg get got inside and covered some old bitch. I was loling on the inside but showing disapproval on the outside.

Another time we got some plastic airsoft BB guns imported to from korea and shot kunts on our breakup day. Mates had to go to court and ended up doing community service and got their houses searched for the firearms. ooops!

you both would have done the same thing if you seen some kids filming you, up here in qld people are starting to film "hoons" and put them into the cops, i wasnt doing anything wrong but i had the intention that they were filming me, get over it

So to stop people filming 'hoons' you "did a bit of a skid" and then chased another driver (who you'd been holding up in the middle of the road)? Nice one.

@ FOR.0ELgeez you make P platers look good..its P Platers like yourself who make old bitches look at me like im a hoon when im siting at a set of lights on my way to work.

its takes one to make the rest look like fuckheads.

FOR.0EL wrote:you both would have done the same thing if you seen some kids filming you, up here in qld people are starting to film "hoons" and put them into the cops, i wasnt doing anything wrong but i had the intention that they were filming me, get over it

That doesn't even make sense.
Lets go over it in more depth shall we.
You were driving normally, when you see kids with a mobile phone.
They appeared to be filming you.
In your head, you think they are going to dob you in for a hoon offence, even though you are driving normally at this stage.
So, wary of being filmed and dobbed in for a hoon offence, you do a u-turn, and lose traction (by your own admission) while performing this 180 degree change of direction.
You then proceed to make them feel "pretty scared".
Yet you don't take any action towards checking the footage they may or may not have filmed.
Then you decide to chase a commodore who revved his car past you, for a reason that even you cannot ascertain.
You then lose interest, and head home.
The whole event provided you with some form of amusement, as you said it "was a laugh".

I recommend a prescription of ritalin, and significant electro-shock therapy, because you acted like a straight up cockhead.

Yeah I always fly off the handle when I see kids who may or may not be videoing me on their phone.

You have issues buddy. Do as Dr Steady prescribed or log on to http://www.ozecruisers.com from now on.

Dansedgli wrote:Yeah I always fly off the handle when I see kids who may or may not be videoing me on their phone.

Normally it's the other way around for me

As a teacher I deal with adolescent insanity everyday. My car was keyed two times last year as I taught this very difficult class. I know who it is but I cannot do anything about it.

Not all adolescents are destructive types, in fact it is only a small minority. But when they touched my car it made me feel very sad that someone could do this and feel no remorse.

I've had my car vandalised a couple of times too. Around christmas I has some prick key my car, then after the Glenmaggie weekend where it came back on a flatbed, to make matters worse someone egged it while it was on the truck. We got it back to my place and then saw egg all over the windscreen. And a couple of years ago, someone forced open my fuel door, cracking it in the process

Mine has been molested a few times

Someone kicked the passenger side mirror off it one day when it was parked on the street, another time some kunts bent my rear number plate up to horizontal and fked it, and another time they snapped the aerial off.

They're bloody lucky I didn't catch them, I DGAF how big they are I'd smash their face through my own side window and then beat them to death with my bare hands.

Bashing someone at least means you have balls, rather than taking it out on something they own.... personally, anyone vadalising someones property deserves to me manually castrated

bluntltd wrote:As a teacher I deal with adolescent insanity everyday. My car was keyed two times last year as I taught this very difficult class. I know who it is but I cannot do anything about it.

Not all adolescents are destructive types, in fact it is only a small minority. But when they touched my car it made me feel very sad that someone could do this and feel no remorse.

Where in Newcastle do you teach? I might know you lol

oneredED wrote:So here I was driving down FTG road last night at about 11pm, 6 lanes divided by a median with two service roads. As I'm approaching a major intersection travelling at 80km/h in the right hand lane, these three ~15yo kids run out from behind a bus shelter, and pelt eggs at the car I'm driving (EF XR6 manual). One smashes into the windscreen and covers it completely, another slams the passenger door. So, in an instant, I flick the wipers to remove the egg, pull the handbrake and do a left hand 180 whilst popping the clutch in 2nd (light traffic that night LOL). I flick the high beams on at these three kids still standing on the side of the main road, and the look on their faces was priceless. I raced towards them, and they bolted. They ran over the service median, the service road and stopped on the footpath, and pointed at me. Then when I jumped the median towards them (soft curb), they shat bricks and ran into the side of a house and (i think) jumped a fence. I hope they were scared enough to not do it again, because if I didn't have my wits about me I could have careened straight through a red light at a major intersection due to not being able to see.

This happened saturday night didnt it?? I had 3 kids through eggs at me on saturday night on FTG road between jells and springvale rds. I'm guessing its the same kids! I did a similar thing to you but didn't jump a curb. Just pulled up in the car, told my girlfriend to drive and chased them on foot.

Dansedgli wrote:Another time we got some plastic airsoft BB guns imported to from korea and shot kunts on our breakup day. Mates had to go to court and ended up doing community service and got their houses searched for the firearms. ooops!

Did you go to Glen Waverley?? Same thing happened to guys I went to school with.

67rce wrote:Bashing someone at least means you have balls, rather than taking it out on something they own.... personally, anyone vadalising someones property deserves to me manually castrated

Bashing ppl just proves your as thick as the person who vandalised your car.

t1MMy wrote:

67rce wrote:Bashing someone at least means you have balls, rather than taking it out on something they own.... personally, anyone vadalising someones property deserves to me manually castrated

Bashing ppl just proves your as thick as the person who vandalised your car.

I meant they guys who initially attacked the car - bashing = more balls than attacking unattended vehicle.... because at least with the bashing, you get to sxwing back at the dumb fucks who cant keep there hands to themselves

deancowan wrote:bbq or sweet n sour?

bbq if i remeber correctly

EDFalcon wrote:This happened saturday night didnt it?? I had 3 kids through eggs at me on saturday night on FTG road between jells and springvale rds. I'm guessing its the same kids! I did a similar thing to you but didn't jump a curb. Just pulled up in the car, told my girlfriend to drive and chased them on foot.

That's where it was, I'm 90% sure they live in one of the houses on just off the intersection of Scoresby and FTG rd's. There's also a very small park that's just behind the houses, I wasn't aware it was there, but that's probably where they ended up.

I did get out of the vehicle to give chase, but I sorta drew the line at jumping a fence and trespassing. I'd already broken enough road rules for the day, I would only have been as bad as them. I will be back there on the weekend though at a similar time, so we'll see whether they're dumb enough to do it again

Disclaimer: if three kids get hit by a car and then get their bodies egged this coming saturday, I had nothing to do with it, it'll be just an unlucky coincidence.

oneredED wrote:

EDFalcon wrote:This happened saturday night didnt it?? I had 3 kids through eggs at me on saturday night on FTG road between jells and springvale rds. I'm guessing its the same kids! I did a similar thing to you but didn't jump a curb. Just pulled up in the car, told my girlfriend to drive and chased them on foot.

That's where it was, I'm 90% sure they live in one of the houses on just off the intersection of Scoresby and FTG rd's. There's also a very small park that's just behind the houses, I wasn't aware it was there, but that's probably where they ended up.

I did get out of the vehicle to give chase, but I sorta drew the line at jumping a fence and trespassing. I'd already broken enough road rules for the day, I would only have been as bad as them. I will be back there on the weekend though at a similar time, so we'll see whether they're dumb enough to do it again

Disclaimer: if three kids get hit by a car and then get their bodies egged this coming saturday, I had nothing to do with it, it'll be just an unlucky coincidence.

This is so funny. These kids have no idea there are people on the internet plotting against them.