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Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Barnsy » January 22nd, 2009, 9:06 am

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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Gozza » January 22nd, 2009, 9:12 am

**** this propaganda shit.

the alternate poster is funny because its true plus why are random people walking on the fucking roads
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Fairmont888 » January 22nd, 2009, 9:16 am

reminds me of the people ive almost hit on the highway when they decide they will run across it at night and you cant see them until you almost run them down, doesn't help when they are like fkin somalian either
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby stav50 » January 22nd, 2009, 9:31 am

or, if she wasnt blind she would still be on the curb, that has always pissed me off those adds, majority of the time ppl get hit by cars cos they dont look before crossing the road, bit of common sense would be nice.
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby [Sterling] » January 22nd, 2009, 9:41 am

lol but if the driver was alert clearly he would have seen her about to walk out and slow down....Then abuse the **** out of the dumb slut!
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby serial_fool » January 22nd, 2009, 10:02 am

Sure, "wiping off 5" would reduce the fatality of an accident on the average but what if you had uprgraded your tyres/brake system to make it so it stopped like clockwork? I would love to see the graphings of brake distance for-

1. People driving along in a normal EL GLi doing 50kms.
2. People driving along in a EL GLI doing 55 kmswith uprated discs, pads and braided brake lines with some sticky semi slicks.

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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby YBYAVL » January 22nd, 2009, 10:15 am

Gozza wrote:**** this propaganda shit.

the alternate poster is funny because its true plus why are random people walking on the fucking roads



fukn aye.....wen did all this bullshit start about "the driver is responsable"

leme ask u this, if u walk out into field where they just happend to be skeet shooting
and u get shot....is it there fault coz u were there? or ur own dumass fault?
same sorta thing with a road IMO
like the TAC with the kid that chases the ball across the road, the kunt stops an wen the lil kid pops up, he gives the driver the biggest greasy
as if to say "wat is ur car doing on my playground"
lil kunt needs a beating...
my dog has more road sense than that lil ****

wat ever happen to parents an parental control
i always thought it was the parents who are sposed to teach thier kids road sense, gun sense, drug sense, hooker sense an so forth....
these ppl r breeding and they cant even teach their kids to look out for 2tonne automobile traveling at 80k....
now WE"RE suposed to slow down
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bring back the cane i say, children rnt being beatin enuff!
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Fairmont888 » January 22nd, 2009, 10:17 am

YBYAVL wrote:hooker sense an so forth....


LOL... "don't touch hookers... you will get aids... and die"
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Barnsy » January 22nd, 2009, 10:22 am

Fairmont888 wrote:
YBYAVL wrote:hooker sense an so forth....


LOL... "don't touch hookers... you will get aids... and die"


You can't get aids twice! :lol:
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Rollin » January 22nd, 2009, 6:35 pm

serial_fool wrote:Sure, "wiping off 5" would reduce the fatality of an accident on the average but what if you had uprgraded your tyres/brake system to make it so it stopped like clockwork? I would love to see the graphings of brake distance for-

1. People driving along in a normal EL GLi doing 50kms.
2. People driving along in a EL GLI doing 55 kmswith uprated discs, pads and braided brake lines with some sticky semi slicks.

But of course according to most government officials any modification to your car is a naughty no-no and should be targeted to be terminated.


To add further to this post, what is the difference between the above car with only the driver on board, and then again with a full car? Add 200+kg to a car and the stopping distance increases as well, are we supposed to wipe 5 off per passenger? Imagine the crap and congestion on the roads if we did that!

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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Commando » January 22nd, 2009, 7:20 pm

Bottom EL needs a cooler ;)
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Frost » January 22nd, 2009, 7:23 pm

Lol i remember the footy show did a remake on this ad when it first came out, with the same sorta thing, with the car doing 90km/h in the 50km/h zone
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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby lostprophet99 » January 23rd, 2009, 1:19 pm

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Re: Wipe off 5 poster ...funny

Postby Phillis » January 27th, 2009, 5:08 pm

lostprophet99 wrote::P

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