sex

[Lizxtc]

i drive an eseries sexcel


haha

[Damo]

i'm up for some sex. PM me bitch.

[BI6TIM]

He's a proper gentleman, our Damo.

[Damo]

**** yes!

[mooseman]

THe only thing you drive is cock.

[Commando]

Commando is confused

[Gozza]

Commando is confused about his sexuality

[Commando]

My sides have split

[Malakai]

Oh no here we go again... Cue OED's response... 3... 2... 1...

[Gozza]

My sides have split

stop taking elephant junk you animal terrorist

[Commando]

You seem to have some kind of circus fetish going on there

So how exactly does one cram elephant junk up their caboose? You must have some idea on this phenomenon since you've brought it up.

... and now I realise why you have access to the disabled parking bays!

[Gozza]

i don't have access to disabled parking bays -

you said your sides were split - you tell me

[Eb Barbie]

i drive an eseries sexcel


haha

Pics of your 'sexcel' ?

[OED666]

Oh no here we go again... Cue OED's response... 3... 2... 1...

LOL... I'm all sorted now.

[DaNeOs]

asl?

[Commando]

you said your sides were split - you tell me

I was laffing in sarcasm due to the secksuality comment

Elephant buttsecks would render my posting abilities to zero. Firstly because, yes, my sides would indeed split. And secondly because if I was getting raped by an elephant, one would have to consider these:

* Why am I getting raped by an elephant?
* What am I doing, being in close proximity of an elephant?
* Why would I have a computer with internet access whilst in close proximity of an elephant?
* After such an act occurring, why would my first response be to post on BE-S about it? (I think dying, calling 000, or a poacher would be my first response)
* Is the elephant going to buy me breakfast after? (this will determine whether I call 000 for self-preservation or a poacher for vengance)
* Apart from a clip I saw on beastube (don't go there) of an elephant inserting a banana and other objects into a blonde assistant, I don't know why an elephant would find a human "interesting" in that way

And some general questions:

* Why am I getting raped by an elephant?
* Why did you come to that conclusion?
* What made you think of buttsecks with massive circus animals?
* Has it been running through your mind for a while now?
* Have you been raped by an elephant?

kthxbai

[Malakai]

I want that minute of my life back. The one spent reading the above post.

[OED666]

times 2 89AIT...

[Damo]

times 3

but I want 2 minutes back

[Bipolar]

Crying @ work FTL. FarQ D4V3 !

[Commando]

So that's one for and three against? (make that two against, Damo doesn't count)

Gozza wins again, when will I learn

[Lizxtc]

i drive an eseries sexcel


haha

Pics of your 'sexcel' ?

haha when i get some =].

it has pink neons =P

[someLS1]

So that's one for and three against? (make that two against, Damo doesn't count)

Gozza wins again, when will I learn

i was pissing myself when i read that too hahahaha

[Lizxtc]

LOLLERBLADES

[Eb Barbie]

i drive an eseries sexcel


haha

Pics of your 'sexcel' ?

haha when i get some =].

it has pink neons =P

My EB has pink neons...and pink everything else pretty much. So your only 17=no license?

[Kenaz]

WTF has this forum come to..?

I better start checking the forum more to do some moderating I think.

[private9]

you said your sides were split - you tell me

* Apart from a clip I saw on beastube (don't go there) of an elephant inserting a banana and other objects into a blonde assistant, I don't know why an elephant would find a human "interesting" in that way

Dude! I thought you were joking about beastube - it's time for me to go and ralph now.

[Bipolar]

LARGE EXTERNAL COOKING APPARATUS