How much do you want to be part of the Private section?

by **Sunboost** » August 7th, 2007, 8:24 pm

YES! We have a private section, like a top secret lounge where we can bag people out and post pictures of the best flange and burnouts. We don't want to you to pay for entry in to this area (ala AFF) - we want you to PLEAD YOUR CASE!!!

So if you want to be in there and feel you are deserving, then tell us why in 50 words (exactly 50 words). You must also have 50 posts.

by **Sunboost** » August 7th, 2007, 8:26 pm

Also, you must make the 50 words like a KENSTER post.

Do your research on his character at AFF.

by **stevo** » August 7th, 2007, 8:28 pm

Terrible post
Sif have a secret area anyway

by **Steady** » August 7th, 2007, 8:33 pm

Hi sundep, i be activ member of boost e-series for lon time, i think saperb site, mabe betteeer if less of kent, bag asians not as cool llol
i tink i good for privet sekshun becoz i cee skids well butt no tell, lick monkee.
so vot me, prown crakar.

Too much?
Plus this is useless for me, I'm just bored :lol:

Think of it as a benchmark kids!

by **spope** » August 7th, 2007, 8:36 pm

The OK could give him thought of a projectile him. That it is translated, I again did that of English-French Spanish to the German and English. He seems to have worked, because the text which is, is complete inintelligible. S1knts in the private section should only grant.

Take that.

I have far to much spare time on my hands, btw.

by **five point slow** » August 7th, 2007, 8:42 pm

Me so horny?

by **Sunboost** » August 7th, 2007, 8:44 pm

Barge8 wrote:Me so horny?

You're 47 words and a whole lot of non sensical bullshit short.

by **Tiga_EL** » August 7th, 2007, 8:54 pm

I was part of it, then it got taken away, then i got it again, and now its gone again.. what the minus is goin on.. clearly if any one should be in there it should be me, coz if u look in the dictionary under shtkunt you shall see a picture of me...

by **stevo** » August 7th, 2007, 8:56 pm

both steady's and spopes replies are effing fantastic.

by **El_Poochino** » August 7th, 2007, 9:30 pm

For I am Napoléon Bonaparte, king of France. I lead the cheese eating surrender monkeys with a 3 day old pork sausage. I have no time for this as pirates want to steal my wine. Boredom, she be a harsh mistress. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Post count +1.

I have no idea, I just have nothing to do.

by **old_mate** » August 7th, 2007, 9:48 pm

lol @ this thread

you must be bored sundose. Your thread quality has gone from 'the shit' to just 'shit'

i say wait for all the random 'is there another section i cant get into' posts in general before you tell kents about it. It'll follow topics like 'how do i change my crutch fan for a whirly one' and 'why wont my carby EA beat my mates mums camry'

by **Bomber** » August 7th, 2007, 9:51 pm

Im 24 and i have study in IT i lean no engrish and speek gooder than type me. Me lerned how to tipe from frodfrums.cem.hayu. I skidz good but syngle spinnis gay is lik yagz. I ben ere while and me lov this palce long tim!!! I driv AU and me is kent s1k. Pryvate sekson herr me cum

by **old_mate** » August 7th, 2007, 9:54 pm

hahaha

that went english/retarded aussie english/engrish/wog/kind of shit i hear when calling three mobile call centre/soft porn

by **Ef_frmnt** » August 7th, 2007, 11:04 pm

i should be in. cos im a mad kent. an cos im a half assed mad kent and need other mad kents to tell me how to finish my half assed cars.

by **pauly85** » August 7th, 2007, 11:04 pm

i think give it to me caus with private status my dad will lend tools for mod day next one hrmmm i say 50 post minimum will be problem for me and dad we never hear of that one we very eseries eithastic here is drawing of my sexy girlfriend

by **old_mate** » August 8th, 2007, 8:06 am

crack is bad man.

by **stevo** » August 8th, 2007, 8:36 am

Got any more pics of her?

by **cranners** » August 8th, 2007, 9:18 am

i dluow ekil ot eb a trap fo siht noitces elaelp, sdnuos ekil nuf!!

sreehc srennarc

by **Commando** » August 8th, 2007, 9:29 am

hello all i am.

dave.

when privacy section was, i am in there. i am liking femail or similar and burn out my wheels on estate of industry.

if i not stay in privacy section, i will force to be keeping up with all at cruzes to demonstrate speed and agility of CFI 3-sped EA spa-c.

please consider.

by **GHOST** » August 8th, 2007, 9:50 am

Apparently I am a douchbag (spelling) and if I was in there then there would be no safe haven for other members to bag me out.............lol

PS I am DRHEMI
PPS I am GHOST now

by **Steady** » August 8th, 2007, 10:09 am

Note to self: Start DRHEMI bagging thread so his ego isn't bruised when he doesn't see one

by **Sunboost** » August 8th, 2007, 10:18 am

DRHEMI you are part of the automatic exclusion system.

It works like this.

You put your name down for the EA-DL club. You are excluded.

by **Commando** » August 8th, 2007, 10:26 am

And he specifically chose position 69, amongst an almost-all-male group.

by **GHOST** » August 8th, 2007, 10:46 am

Sundeep wrote:DRHEMI you are part of the automatic exclusion system.
It works like this.
You put your name down for the EA-DL club. You are excluded.

Sh1t I didnt read that condition anywhere.........

Commando wrote:And he specifically chose position 69, amongst an almost-all-male group.

Mental note........ Dont talk about anything to do with sex with any males as they get the wrong idea and want to bone you......

Are you guys stalking me????

by **Commando** » August 8th, 2007, 11:12 am

wow, that was a really, really good comeback. You know, I stopped what I was doing at work, gathered everybody in the office over to my desk, and showed them your retort, to demonstrate how you completely and utterly owned me. I felt it was my responsibility to let others know.

Watch out for DRHEMI guys, he really knows how to shut you up and put you in your place. I can't believe he saw what I couldn't. Do I really want to bone DRHEMI? My conscience says no, my subconscience says jeebus no, but somehow DRHEMI saw all through that. Watch out all other males, you may not realise it but you all want to bone DRHEMI. Because he thinks so.

So how does it feel, knowing that every male on the planet wants to plant one in your ass DRHEMI? I'd feel a little self-conscious and would fear to tread in any public area. You must have balls of steel to hang out with the EANL club then, knowing full well that your mere attendence at one of their meets will result in a mass man love tsunami as all the males there will be unable to resist their desire to bone you, as you so eloquently put it. It must be a living hell having to deal with such desirability.

But I fear I may be beginning to ramble here. Rambling is the sign of ownage, and as I said before, your post has really put me in my place, I am now a few rungs down on the social ladder. Thankyou for opening my eyes to this, and let this post serve as warning to others of your eliteness and sexual prowess.

Humbly yours, forever and always

-Dave-

kthxbye

by **pHaT`eL** » August 8th, 2007, 11:37 am

69, dinner for 2, hotdogs on the menu?

by **fordbaby** » August 8th, 2007, 11:44 am

wow dave, you really do ramble alot.

thanks sunny for starting this thread it has bn a good laugh.

by **Eb Barbie** » August 8th, 2007, 3:41 pm

HaRoOo. Me is a member of teh pwivate sexion adn have ruvd being in this. This pwace is good adn pwivate part is simpwy teh bestest. Me ruv wistening two you al tork random adn bagging teh absowute shit out ov peeple. 50 words four you all in Kenster style.

by **XRated** » August 8th, 2007, 5:07 pm

I don't recall Kentster writing like half of you kentsters. He spells better than half of you but struggles constructing legible sentences.

Bye okay now said part of mine.

by **Steady** » August 8th, 2007, 5:13 pm

It's pretty hard nailing his level, you either go too far or not far enough.
Its a difficult thing, I give him alot of props for managing to nail it consistently.

by **XRated** » August 8th, 2007, 5:38 pm

Hehe yeah he nails it on the head everytime.

by **pauly85** » August 8th, 2007, 6:45 pm

old_mate wrote:crack is bad man.

cocain's a hell of a drug

stay away stevo.......she is mine

by **Sunboost** » August 8th, 2007, 8:28 pm

I reckon Pauly's attempt is a winner, so we'll add him. Got a PM from StockiEF too, somehow he was overlooked. The kent got banned for this place he needs to be added. I'll look in to it for you kents.

by **Steady** » August 8th, 2007, 8:44 pm

Yeah good call, pauly did well, 10 points, and a burnout in your driveway.
Address?

by **pauly85** » August 8th, 2007, 10:59 pm

i won i won...cheers guys!!

by **SgtBourne** » August 9th, 2007, 8:17 pm

if i dont get in ill take my bat and my ball and go home...
serious no more cricket for joo

by **[RUQ1KA]** » August 9th, 2007, 8:34 pm

I'll have a try..

there nothing wrong with an EA i own a S pack series 1 still with the orginal 3 speed and CFi engine.

I recommendation just dont push the engine to much cause there will be problems coming up, unless you upgrade your engine that the only way.

(well i cheated a bit:P "borrowed" one of his posts:P)
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread ... ost1608983

Me in section privat plz let.

by **old_mate** » August 9th, 2007, 9:18 pm

by **Malakai** » August 9th, 2007, 9:26 pm

Sunny if I leave the BOV off my car can I get in to the private hotness section?

PS: We represent E-series to the fullest up here in QLD. It's a tough job!

PPS: I can't bring myself to use SMS speak even now...

by **BI6TIM** » August 10th, 2007, 6:17 am

Dansedgli wrote:You should be allowed in.

I agree!

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