Chuck Norris lunch time challenge

by **OED666** » October 1st, 2007, 1:12 pm

I stumbled across this game a few months ago. My best time early last week was 26 mins... I have now got this down to 6mins and 9 seconds.

I challenge all you sik kents to beat my time, while controlling Chuck Norris on these bikes.

http://www.hallpass.com/media/stuntdirtbike.html

by **OED666** » October 1st, 2007, 1:37 pm

make that 5 mins 43 seconds... i have screen shots of my time for the doubters out there.

by **holmsy** » October 1st, 2007, 1:47 pm

how many levels is there?

by **TICKFORD_XR6** » October 1st, 2007, 1:52 pm

u can not so all the levels in that fast

iv done nine levels, unlocked a new vehicle in 26.26 mins
and ur telling me u did it in 5!!!!
the first level i did in 2 mins

wat are the rules here haha??

by **OED666** » October 1st, 2007, 2:11 pm

there is 15 levels to complete.

now, a secret... complete the game and dont worry about the time on the first run. You then unlock all the bikes.

Use the red motor bike for the first 6 rounds. then stack it, and change to the blue quad for rounds, 7, 8 and 9.

Then change to the bike. At the end of round 12, change to the blue quad for the finish.

I completed it in 8mins 50sec's with the povo bikes at the start.

by **TICKFORD_XR6** » October 1st, 2007, 2:21 pm

fark
u have way too mush time on your hands haha
well i did the 15 levels in 30 mins
but im a bit sick of it and i wont try to beat u. i hereby claim you as stunt dirt bike champion!!!

by **OED666** » October 1st, 2007, 2:22 pm

well.... the guy i work with has spent about 3 hours today trying to beat my time, and he did. 5:20...

then, i had another crack, and 5mins and 8 seconds.

He is about to explode.

by **TICKFORD_XR6** » October 1st, 2007, 2:29 pm

hahahahaha he'd be spewin

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 12:47 pm

new time of 4mins 48 seconds for all 15 levels...

by **Bipolar** » October 2nd, 2007, 12:53 pm

Don't bitch about being busy to me ever again skro!

by **Gozza** » October 2nd, 2007, 12:54 pm

Thats insane - i still haven't got past level 10

Have you landed a backflip?

On level 7 the first sand mound can give you enough air for a backflip

by **Malakai** » October 2nd, 2007, 1:13 pm

Four minutes flat! Cop that...

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 1:23 pm

Bipolar wrote:Don't bitch about being busy to me ever again skro!

This week i havent been.

89AIT, screenshot...

its possible though... you must have the fastest fingers on the net... faster than chuck...

by **Malakai** » October 2nd, 2007, 1:26 pm

OED666 wrote:
Bipolar wrote:Don't bitch about being busy to me ever again skro!

This week i havent been.

89AIT, screenshot...

its possible though... you must have the fastest fingers on the net... faster than chuck...

Your right, I can't back that up... I'm just so bored that I'm making up stuff and posting it on the internet.

What is with this week?

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 1:41 pm

you farken... you had me for a minute, but i was thinking how the hell you got good at this so quickly.

by **Gozza** » October 2nd, 2007, 1:55 pm

just did it in 15 mins YAY

by **Damo** » October 2nd, 2007, 2:27 pm

I'm stuck on level 5 :oops:

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 2:32 pm

from memory, and this is sad, that has the tractor at the beginning. you need to bounce off the stump onto the front of the trator, and lean forward. your best off using the motorbike for this one. ride straight off the roof of the tractor and go from there... be careful not to lean to far backwards on the otherside of the tractor or your head will hit, and you will have to start again

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 2:34 pm

goz-iller the new wrote:Thats insane - i still haven't got past level 10

Have you landed a backflip?

On level 7 the first sand mound can give you enough air for a backflip

yea, on level 7 i have been doing flips.

has the bug bitten yet gozza, and are you trying to beat your 15 min run?

by **Damo** » October 2nd, 2007, 2:39 pm

Haha yeah it had the tractor at the start. I'm up to 7 now and doing back flips :lol:

time elapsed 10:32

EDIT:completed in 27:16

by **Gozza** » October 2nd, 2007, 3:06 pm

yes im addicted
that tractor level stuffs me up tho -

i can get through to it in just over a min then its down hill from there - when i stack once i now start again LOL

DAMN you

gotta leave work tho - Nats gettin wisdom teeth removed - will play tonight hahaha

by **Damo** » October 2nd, 2007, 3:14 pm

7:20 second go through! Used the red bike for every level.

I stacked about 4 times.

by **glenneaux** » October 2nd, 2007, 4:15 pm

damn you !!

5minutes flat.. fucked up level 11 about 3 times.

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 4:19 pm

glenneaux wrote:damn you !!

5minutes flat.. fucked up level 11 about 3 times.

so i have a challenger for once... bring it on, i am only going to get faster...

by **glenneaux** » October 2nd, 2007, 4:21 pm

edit 4min 40sec

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 4:24 pm

FARKEN!!! one more run before i go home...

damn it... i wont have time, as i have to start again on the pov bikes

by **glenneaux** » October 2nd, 2007, 4:26 pm

OED666 wrote:FARKEN!!! one more run before i go home...

damn it... i wont have time, as i have to start again on the pov bikes

haha

I was gonna have another crack but then realised that i have to start on the pov yellow bike too.. will get back into it a bit later.. im exhausted after that 4min 40run

by **glenneaux** » October 2nd, 2007, 5:57 pm

4min 22sec

c'mon bitches pull ya fingies out

i'm 3rd on the daily list too

by **Damo** » October 2nd, 2007, 7:12 pm

I got down to 5:03 with only 1 stack, didn't bother with the screen shot. I've resigned to the fact I will never beat you at this Glen.

I wonder how I'd go at this with a bit of alcohol in me. :twisted:

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 7:37 pm

glenneaux i would be sleeping with one eye open if i was you. you wouldnt want to wake up and find your fingers missing.

i just did a quick run using the bike on all levels, and my time was 4 mins 36, and thats including 2 stacks... bring it on... tomorrow is the day.. its no fun playing this game when your not getting paid.

by **glenneaux** » October 2nd, 2007, 8:02 pm

OED666 wrote:glenneaux i would be sleeping with one eye open if i was you. you wouldnt want to wake up and find your fingers missing.

i just did a quick run using the bike on all levels, and my time was 4 mins 36, and thats including 2 stacks... bring it on... tomorrow is the day.. its no fun playing this game when your not getting paid.

haha !! Do i need to deal with a keyboard warrior?

ehehe

I've been using the bike on all the levels havent used the 4wheelers once.

And yeah, i look forward to your next effort hehe

by **Damo** » October 2nd, 2007, 8:05 pm

It's on like Donkey Kong now.

I'll have another crack tomorrow, I closed the tab though so gotta use the shit bike to start with.

I wish I got paid to do this, does anyone want to sponsor me ?

by **OED666** » October 2nd, 2007, 8:26 pm

Damo wrote:It's on like Donkey Kong now. I'll have another crack tomorrow, I closed the tab though so gotta use the shit bike to start with. I wish I got paid to do this, does anyone want to sponsor me ?

LOL... I am in the same mood.

I have RSI of the wrist and fingers. I think i am getting an in-grown fingernail.

dont worry, i will be after your time tomorrow. just keep practicing.

by **Ef_frmnt** » October 2nd, 2007, 8:38 pm

i pulled off a backflip in level 7 at the sandpile at the start. this game is like elastomania.. uses the same bike engine/physics/vbscript. had it at school had to use ye olde run/ to find it on the schools harddrive and i spent my entire year 10 computer studies class playing it. got a D-

by **Damo** » October 2nd, 2007, 9:30 pm

Ef_frmnt wrote:i pulled off a backflip in level 7 at the sandpile at the start. this game is like elastomania.. uses the same bike engine/physics/vbscript. had it at school had to use ye olde run/ to find it on the schools harddrive and i spent my entire year 10 computer studies class playing it. got a D-

Hahahaha atleast you had fun. Asif anyone paid attention during computer studies, once you work out how to use the internet you are done. I dropped out before the end of y10 so didn't get graded.

by **mooseman** » October 2nd, 2007, 9:33 pm

motherfucker! 5.55 is my best atm.

by **Gozza** » October 2nd, 2007, 9:57 pm

Just did a 5.54 - at least half a dozen restarts - watch out lankee

by **OED666** » October 3rd, 2007, 10:39 am

its game over for you my friend before the day is out...

just did a 4min 25, and i flipped on the 3rd last level and lost at least 10 seconds.

by **glenneaux** » October 3rd, 2007, 10:56 am

OED666 wrote:its game over for you my friend before the day is out...

just did a 4min 25, and i flipped on the 3rd last level and lost at least 10 seconds.

haha!

by **OED666** » October 3rd, 2007, 11:20 am

i worked out to equal your time i need to have an average level time of 17.3 seconds.

so far, (early days) finished level 3 and i am up 17 seconds.

No doubt i will crash and burn shortly.

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