Michael Jackson Dead!

by **LTDHO** » June 26th, 2009, 8:30 am

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/161473 ... hael.jhtml

Shock for most kids!

by **SnyperEB** » June 26th, 2009, 8:34 am

I dont think its confirmed yet. But the amount of hype going around I reckon its true

by **brockefxr6** » June 26th, 2009, 8:35 am

waching the news now they are saying hemay be dead tho some people are saing that he had a heart atack and is now in a coma who do you believe?????

by **Barnsy** » June 26th, 2009, 8:41 am

Either way he'll get cosmetic surgery! RIP MJ :drinks2:

by **93edxr6** » June 26th, 2009, 8:41 am

hes dead rip waco jacko

by **BROCKYB8** » June 26th, 2009, 8:45 am

Well there are so many different stories at the moment.
Seems like he had that most of his life .
Pretty bad if true .
he had sold out 50 arena shows in england

by **Allen** » June 26th, 2009, 8:47 am

Don't worry... He'll be back as a Zombie

Seriously, RIP Jacko... Will his ghost be black or white?

by **dcstraight** » June 26th, 2009, 8:49 am

As a mate replied to me this morning when I messaged him saying 'your mate MJ!' --> 'King of the kids!' haha

Going to over shadow Farrah Fawcett's loss with cancer as well.

by **SnyperEB** » June 26th, 2009, 9:14 am

BROCKYB8 wrote:Well there are so many different stories at the moment.
Seems like he had that most of his life .
Pretty bad if true .
he had sold out 50 arena shows in england

Try 70.

by **MontXR** » June 26th, 2009, 9:21 am

Such a shame he was a brillient performer.. RIP King of Pop

by **eb-baby** » June 26th, 2009, 9:48 am

A report from police in New Zealand also claims that actor Jeff Goldblum fell off a cliff to his death, was filming his new movie or something......no confirmation other than the police report. Thats all a bit too freaky for me....waking up to 3 public deaths on the news......RIP to all of them. Also RIP to non repetative news programs for a good week.

by **YBHVE4** » June 26th, 2009, 9:49 am

yeah a very good performer no matter what is said about him

by **TUFED6** » June 26th, 2009, 9:54 am

And nothing of value was lost. Time for dead MJ jokes, here's the two I have so far-

1. Whats the difference between Disney and Michael Jackson? Disney can still touch children...

2. Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates. One is Thomas (aged 9) the other is Dylan (aged 6).

by **nothin suss** » June 26th, 2009, 10:09 am

Michael Jackson left in his will that he wants to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the kiddies will still play with him....

RIP to the original PedoBear...

by **BLC** » June 26th, 2009, 10:11 am

Did you hear MJ has died? He has been melted down and made into a playstation.

by **BLC** » June 26th, 2009, 10:11 am

LOL the jokes don't take long

by **dcstraight** » June 26th, 2009, 10:47 am

The couple i have recieved this morning :

1) MJs family have decided not to cremate him, they will be putting him out for recycling instead.

2) MJ has died in a tragic accident. Government sources have warned about the dangers of eating 12 year old sausage.

by **hXc_Cam** » June 26th, 2009, 11:16 am

maccas are comemorating micheal jackson with the mcjacko, a peice of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns

by **TUFED6** » June 26th, 2009, 11:20 am

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven & god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.

Just before Michael Jackson died he told his security guard he wanted a coffin shaped like a kid. The security asked why and michael replyed cause i want to be buried deep inside a little boy....

Michael Jackson on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of rice bubbles, so he can have the feeling of going through a 10 year old's ass one more time!

by **nothin suss** » June 26th, 2009, 11:42 am

TUFED6 wrote: Michael Jackson on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of rice bubbles, so he can have the feeling of going through a 10 year old's ass one more time!

ahahaha fuk, i dont know whether to laugh or cry....

by **Barnsy** » June 26th, 2009, 11:51 am

Jackson Jokes
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night. . .
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?

Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?

Janet: No, just a pizza and video
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the
last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids

FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house. . . They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?” "I'd wait until he's at least 14,” the doctor replies

by **james88** » June 26th, 2009, 12:05 pm

Haha drongos.

by **Bipolar** » June 26th, 2009, 1:42 pm

RIP Jacko.

Bad example of what happens when child stars get managed AND pushed too hard by their parents.

by **ELDanny** » June 26th, 2009, 1:49 pm

RIP Jacko
But hospital staff are stumped as what to do with the body, as plastic recycle isnt until next tuesday..

Also, what makes michael jackson similar to Santa Claus?
They both leave kids bedrooms with empty sacks

by **t1MMy** » June 26th, 2009, 1:52 pm

What do MJ and collingwood have in common??
Both are black and white and die mid year.....

by **EF ECTIV** » June 26th, 2009, 2:15 pm

one less pedobear to worry about....

by **komprezzor** » June 26th, 2009, 2:51 pm

"Did you hear. MJ died from Food Poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts"

by **dcstraight** » June 26th, 2009, 3:01 pm

I didn't know that...I thought doctors warned him of eating 12 year old sausage ?

by **Malakai** » June 26th, 2009, 4:24 pm

Bah another dead celebrity, who cares. I have heard nothing but this all day when I turn on the radio, stations are even playing celebrity and public reactions over the top of MJ music montages. I thought I was going to spew.

Life is cheap, everyone get over it.

PS: Keep the jokes coming.

by **nothin suss** » June 26th, 2009, 4:27 pm

Bipolar wrote:RIP Jacko.
Bad example of what happens when child stars get managed AND pushed too hard by their parents.

If only is applied to Kate Richie as well...

by **wicksy** » June 26th, 2009, 4:47 pm

meh it happens, love the jokes, haha

by **komprezzor** » June 26th, 2009, 4:50 pm

MJ didn't die of a heart attack, he was at hospital in the childrens ward having a stroke.

by **Ingramm** » June 26th, 2009, 5:12 pm

President Obama has ordered all boys under the age of 10 lower thier pants to half mast on the day of his funeral in memory of Michael Jackson

by **Rollin** » June 26th, 2009, 6:23 pm

They're already done the autopsy.

The coroner blamed it on the boogie.

by **Gozza** » June 26th, 2009, 6:24 pm

the next person who posts an MJ joke can suck a fat penis. they are not really funny anymore. If you do, i will be forced to think you have just sucked massive dick. DO you want that on your conscience?

by **Josh L** » June 27th, 2009, 3:38 am

1. R.I.P MJ.

2. He's moonwalking all the way to neverland now.
- How could u tell when MJ was having an orgy at the Neverland Ranch? --- By all the BMXs and Scooters parked out front.
- What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? --- About 3 hours.
- Did u hear? The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on the reunion.
- Little boys used to whack off to pictures of Farrah Fawcett... Michael Jackson used to whack of to pictures of little boys.

3. Gozza... Show me the fat one... lol.

Cheers,

Josh.

by **skewy_33** » June 27th, 2009, 10:07 am

Josh L wrote:1. R.I.P MJ.

2. He's moonwalking all the way to neverland now.
- How could u tell when MJ was having an orgy at the Neverland Ranch? --- By all the BMXs and Scooters parked out front.
- What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? --- About 3 hours.
- Did u hear? The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on the reunion.
- Little boys used to whack off to pictures of Farrah Fawcett... Michael Jackson used to whack of to pictures of little boys.

3. Gozza... Show me the fat one... lol.

Cheers,

Josh.

wanka post ya jokes else where

by **[Sterling]** » June 27th, 2009, 1:18 pm

skewy_33 wrote:
Josh L wrote:1. R.I.P MJ.

2. He's moonwalking all the way to neverland now.
- How could u tell when MJ was having an orgy at the Neverland Ranch? --- By all the BMXs and Scooters parked out front.
- What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? --- About 3 hours.
- Did u hear? The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on the reunion.
- Little boys used to whack off to pictures of Farrah Fawcett... Michael Jackson used to whack of to pictures of little boys.

3. Gozza... Show me the fat one... lol.

Cheers,

Josh.

wanka post ya jokes else where

lol did you not see all the other jokes posted before him?

Its kinda cool him dying coz there playing all his old songs on the radio..billy jean FTW!

by **Rollin** » June 27th, 2009, 5:59 pm

I also heard that they are going to melt him down and make a big batch of condoms with the brand name "Thriller"

by **Phoenix** » June 29th, 2009, 9:26 am

Now that he's died,authorities reported that they will melt his body and make toys out of it so that children can play with michael for a change.

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