Very annoying things...

[Bipolar]

That's fuct Rollin. You don't have a chick and he gets a backup one when his decides to fcuk off.

[Rollin]

Hey, it gets better!

I went to the normanby on sunday night (after managing to convince my flatmate to go out), we left later that night, only to find some scum c*nt fken shitknt asswipe had worked their fingers underneath the sides of my back number plate (because with the surround on there it's an interference fit top to bottom) and bent it up and fked it.

Absolutely unreal what some people will do for a laugh. Last time I parked on the street (before the car was turboed) some child molester kicked my passenger side mirror off, now this. It was parked front-in as well, so for all they knew it was a boring white ED with ugly wheels and personalised plates. When am I gunna get a friggen break?





It's only $63.50 for a 'reprint' of these plates, but I'm now $63.50 further away from a proper clutch. I've been wanting a slimline front for a while, I suppose now is as good a time as any.

P.S. My back is still FUCT too, I can hardly walk. I want a refund on life. The harder I try, the more I get fuct over.

P.P.S My housemate is currently ploughing away at his 'girl on the side' as I type this. Yay for me, life is beautiful.

[XRated]

Rollin that shit makes me so angry. But I highly advise against the slim-line plate(s) - they don't suit the EB/ED garnish or fronts.

[Rollin]

Not if you still have an E-series front bar...but I dont...



The plate in that pic is standard size, but I bent the bottom backwards, so you can't see the red bit with "Brace yourself" written on it. Slimline will look good

[Malakai]

Sorry but I must admit to laughing at those pics, that plate got farken mangled.

Dirty assholes that can't respect others property should be shot... I don't think you should park in the city at night anymore.

[Rollin]

I wouldn't have but my shitter had lankys wheels in it, I didn't want to leave it parked in/near the city in case some fkers broke into it and stole his wheels!!!! And I couldn't really take them out because I'm having trouble lifting a rattlegun at the moment, let alone 4 17" wheels and tyres

[Gozza]

So whats the deal with that Danni Chick? is she the on the side chick LOL - becuase i asked if she was his GF and she killed that question pretty quickly
Otto is a unit hehe - does he take speed?

Also i have a mate perfect for you to go out with - he is totally obsessed with scoring. If i start talking about anything other than girls when were out - he asks me to stop as its ruining his vibe and wants to pursue more chicks -
My back is being a homo too Bro - all twitchy down the left side

on a good note by clutch feels alot more sex now - still couldn't chirp 2nd FTL - did you fucking shift @ 10000 rpm or some shit lol

[Sunboost]

Rollin - you're ODing bad.. time for new friends / flatmates.

I gotta agree though, sucks when you're all G'd up to go out and some kunt lashes - puts a downey on the night.

It all stems from Ho's though.

[Rollin]

Sunny, your post looks like it's straight out of 'pimp my ride' lol...you just needed to put "fo' sho" in there somewhere

Goz, the chick you met is the 'on the side' one...and my flatmate only weighs 3kg more than me...I could take him

[Damo]

His name is Robert Paulson.

very annoying that.

[Sunboost]

What Damo?

Rollin how much does he way all up? Lol. Fuk the kunt up. Fo sho

[galapogos01]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

ban for not knowing the best movie of all time.

[Rollin]

He is about 75, I'm 72, neither of us are big really...It'd be a good biff

+1 ban for not having watched fight club!

[OED666]

i am getting 4 screws in mine, and torx screws at that... bastards...

[get_an_ea_today]

ok another thing that is starting to annoy me is my work. I work in a office in the cbd of strathpine its central to everything, and yet when i go get my lunch say kfc or something like that and come back, every single person has the shits with me because i didnt ask them if they wanted anything! wtf get up and walk 5 mins down to the shops you fat lazy bastards!!!

[XRated]

Hayfever. Farkin' hell. The last two days have been a nightmare. Three different doses of shit hasn't made a difference except stopping me from sneezing. Half-sneezes FTMFL.

[Gozza]

He is about 75, I'm 72, neither of us are big really...It'd be a good biff

+1 ban for not having watched fight club!

when i said he was a unit i didn't mean big lol

im 78 - i eat you both your supper

i just had some annoyances - Accidentally dropped my last smoke out the window after just lighting -then proceeded to think **** its hot ill open a can of V-
I pulled the fucking ring pull off

[stevo]

He is about 75, I'm 72, neither of us are big really...It'd be a good biff

+1 ban for not having watched fight club!

when i said he was a unit i didn't mean big lol

im 78 - i eat you both your supper

i just had some annoyances - Accidentally dropped my last smoke out the window after just lighting -then proceeded to think **** its hot ill open a can of V-
I pulled the fucking ring pull off

last year i threw my mobile out the car window and kept my cigarette butt

[XRated]

LOL Stevo!

[Damo]

last year i threw my mobile out the car window and kept my cigarette butt

I used to work on the monash, usually find at least one phone a day.

[BamZ]

Trying to find a house with a dog.....doesnt matter that he's done socialization classes, training, is a golden retriever and i have just finished a course in animal care. As soon as most real estates see the word 'dog' its a no straight away.

Oh and whats VERY annoying is temporarily staying in a caravan park that is strictly no dogs.

- Everytime i go home or go out I have to get rusty in a suitcase, drive him in, carry him from the car inside the suitcase with a fucked back (scolliosis) and protuding shoulder blade.

- Everytime i go to the toilet or shower poor rusty has to hide in the cupboard so he doesnt look out the windows and people see him.

- Constantly going around fixing the blinds so people in the next cabins less than 3 metres away cant see in and catch me with the dog.

- Driving in and out (including putting dog in car with suitcase) round the corner to the next street a few times a night to let my dog to the toilet. (People tend to look at a girl kinda weird when shes going in and out all the time and lugging a huge heavy suitcase in and out of the car everytime. hehehe)

- All that hassle just for a fucken dog!!!! Too bad i love him so much....

- No more than 2 ppl over per night and if someone stays they have to pay for the night.
And another thing

- I have 2 cars and every weekend when it is busy i have to find somewhere to store my wagon so other people can use 1 of my car parking spaces.

I reckon thatz pretty damn annoying!!!

[Gozza]

He is about 75, I'm 72, neither of us are big really...It'd be a good biff

+1 ban for not having watched fight club!

when i said he was a unit i didn't mean big lol

im 78 - i eat you both your supper

i just had some annoyances - Accidentally dropped my last smoke out the window after just lighting -then proceeded to think **** its hot ill open a can of V-
I pulled the fucking ring pull off

last year i threw my mobile out the car window and kept my cigarette butt

Ha - I had a situation where i was on my last smoke again - I had my window half down - I accidentially let go of it but it just sat on the sill outside the window- as i was looking at it ..the cig rolled up the window and landed on my chest - SO i kept smoking it haha

[Damo]

woah that must suck, I'm trying to picture a Golden Retriever in a suitcase must be a big suitcase. Maybe you could look at putting your dog into an Animal Home temporarily, might work out better for both you and your dog. Probably cost a fair bit though.

[Steady]

Ha - I had a situation where i was on my last smoke again - I had my window half down - I accidentially let go of it but it just sat on the sill outside the window- as i was looking at it ..the cig rolled up the window and landed on my chest - SO i kept smoking it haha

I was having a cigarette, had the window down a bit, flicked the blinker on to turn, and sort of had my smoke in between my fingers near the indicator stalk.
When I turned, stalk flicked up, hit my cigarette out of my fingers, and shot it out the window.
It didn't come back

[Eb Barbie]

Lol @ stevo. I could see my mum doing something like that

Everytime i go home or go out I have to get rusty in a suitcase, drive him in, carry him from the car inside the suitcase with a fucked back (scolliosis) and protuding shoulder blade.Everytime i go to the toilet or shower poor rusty has to hide in the cupboard so he doesnt look out the windows and people see him.

Naww poor rusty! (Off topic a lil, I have scolliosis too! I had the operation but still got a lil curve at the top of my spine coz they didnt want to operate any levels higher or I wouldnt have movement)

[glenneaux]

Don't know if anyone took notice of my post about someone backing into my door and someone leaving a note under my wiper with a rego number but just got a call from the 5-0 then.. found the female driver and she admitted to it woo

EDIT:

The woman who hit my car.. her name is Yen Chan..
woo!

[holmsy]

ok another thing that is starting to annoy me is my work. I work in a office in the cbd of strathpine its central to everything, and yet when i go get my lunch say kfc or something like that and come back, every single person has the shits with me because i didnt ask them if they wanted anything! wtf get up and walk 5 mins down to the shops you fat lazy bastards!!!

dont ya hate that. every time i work i go to maccas for tea and get some for the other guys but i dont bother asking front end chicks cause they never want anything. yet everytime i walk in they bitch i didnt ask them. then i say did they want some and they say no anyway. **** OFF THEN

[Rollin]

Don't know if anyone took notice of my post about someone backing into my door and someone leaving a note under my wiper with a rego number but just got a call from the 5-0 then.. found the female driver and she admitted to it woo

EDIT:

The woman who hit my car.. her name is Yen Chan..
woo!

Sweet as at least she was nice enough to accept the consequences of hey shitty driving ability!!!

[Damo]

lol @ Yen Chan, I'll zip my lips on that one. That's good to hear Glenn, get her to pay for all the other dents too.

[pHaT`eL]

KFC workers. No matter where I go, they always seem dopey or very slow. Always get orders wrong or dont understand what you want or just completely **** the order up completely.

+1 Hungry Jacks.

[Nikk O'lass]

KFC workers. No matter where I go, they always seem dopey or very slow. Always get orders wrong or dont understand what you want or just completely **** the order up completely.

+1 Hungry Jacks.

+1

" ill have a large what ever meal"

"so thats a what ever combo with the upsise"

"ugh, yeah"

"ok,"

*insert long wait time*

"here you go sir, now what drink would you like?"

"what ever"

"ok hear you go thats X amount of $"

*goes get manager because he/she makes a mistake"

"there you go and enjoy your meal"

Time taken 5-30 mins...

[glenneaux]

KFC workers. No matter where I go, they always seem dopey or very slow. Always get orders wrong or dont understand what you want or just completely **** the order up completely.

+1 Hungry Jacks.

as i used to work on Pier 35 i feel this.. deep in my pants.. but nah seriously the KFC inbound on the west gate is shocking.. "James" the manager worries me.. he's massive and sweaty with eyes poppin out of his head and theres actually a fair mix of tards/good people on the front but one guy pissed me off something chronic. Just slow and dopey like you've said but **** how does he keep that job??

Sweet as at least she was nice enough to accept the consequences of hey shitty driving ability!!!

You could look at it like that. I think its genetic:P (the shitty driving ability) but yeah with the state my car is in i wouldnt have cared but the bloody window wont go all the way down!! biggest PITA!

lol @ Yen Chan, I'll zip my lips on that one. That's good to hear Glenn, get her to pay for all the other dents too.

Go crazy. its not racist cause its true!!! I wish i could charge her for all the dints.. whats that.. $2500 for rear quarter + $650 for the rear door + bootlid + rear bumper + roof.. Whats that come to..?

[Eb Barbie]

as i used to work on Pier 35 i feel this.. deep in my pants.. but nah seriously the KFC inbound on the west gate is shocking.. "James" the manager worries me.. he's massive and sweaty with eyes poppin out of his head and theres actually a fair mix of tards/good people on the front but one guy pissed me off something chronic. Just slow and dopey like you've said but **** how does he keep that job??

Yeah we went away earlier this year & stopped their on the way. Some dopey guy buggered up the order big time. We ended up with loads more then we ordered & paid for so I wont complain too much. Cranny is a hole, forgot to put in my burger in an ultimate burger meal! I didnt realise to I got all the way home. F**ktards!

[Commando]

So you had an ultimate meal then?

[Eb Barbie]

So you had an ultimate meal then?

Lol yeah but there was nothing ultimate about it

[Bipolar]

LMMFAO!!!

[holmsy]

bloody kfc has got to be the worst for stuffing up orders.
i dont think i have EVER gotten kfc where they have got everything right the first time. and i eat alot of takeaway.
fuckin useless

[Commando]

My old lappy (a 2000-spec early pentium 3) suffered a heap of seizures late last week. It's old & crappy and does this all the time, but after spending 30 minutes trying to access one god-damned page to print out and having it repeatedly have a loooooong think and then crash out, I decided that "percussive maintenance" would be a good idea, or theraputic at the least.

Now, laptops are deceiving. I figured I'd fist what appeared to be the least vulnerable area. I avoided the screen because when I look at porn I don't want to see a rainbow/oil-slick coloured fist imprint from where I hit the screen (unless I'm looking at fisting vids? ), and I prefer to use a keyboard where all the keys still work.

So, I smashed the laptop below the keyboard. Unfortunately I learned that this is exactly where the hard drive is situated, and the computer promptly went into a coma. Whenever I try to boot it up now, it sounds like it has a BMX wheel inside of it with a flap of cardboard hitting the spokes as the wheel spins. Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr!

[slo_sprint]

People that just can't keep their mouth shut!

I stayed on the coast on over the weekend for a work function so everyone from work was there and since my family own the business my mum, dad and sister were there fair enough, so we had a few seperate penthouses and i had one with 2 other fellas from the workshop.

Naturally we hit some pubs and clubs throughout the course of the weekend which resulted in a few punch ups, massive alcohol consumption and bringing some females back to the penthouse (that's what penthouses are for isn't it?), so one of the fellas decides that it was just so important that everybody had to know this information and first on the list of people to tell would be my mum.

Now my mum really couldn't care less but for fucks sake is it really nessecary to do that, i mean is their life so utterly boring that they feel the need to amuse themselves with other peoples. I mean i'm not embarrased or ashamed or anything but not everybody has to hear every detail of what i do because im pretty sure they don't really wanna hear it and i sure as hell couldn't give 2 fucks about what they do.

[Bipolar]

I hear ya bud. Many public servants are like that. I'm never bored and couldn't give a fck about what most other people do. It's not important enough to replace the time I can spend doing something I need/want to do. But so boring is some of their lives that they latch on to details of others and use them for their own entertainment. It's fuct, and there's not much you can do about it other than be very selective about what you talk about and do with certain people (a skill that gets better with age). I suppose I'm lucky I don't have to worry about that with the skros.