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Postby Bipolar » February 19th, 2010, 3:37 pm

I never had one of these until just now.

15 minutes ago I'm travelling down a 6 lane road. The slow lane is empty after the traffic heads through the green light at crawling pace. I change into it and give the EL half throttle in second. Getting to about 50k's and this douche in an EA starts pulling into my lane when the front of my car is at his A-pillar. No indicator. No need. I had to just about bury my foot into the brake pedal and swerve to avoid him, missing a traffic island and another gutter by the skin of my scrotum, while my right thumb was firmly pressed on the horn. Even then it took him a couple of seconds to realise what was going on.

After he eventually worked it out, he pulled back into his lane and put his hand in the air like WTFing me. As he's doing this the cop on a bike that was in front of him pulled into my lane, slowed down, pulled back into the other lane and on came the party lights. I was fkn stoked n laughing like a hyperactive evil scientist crossed with Homer Simpson.

Anyone else have good cop stories?
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Gozza » February 19th, 2010, 3:47 pm

Lol how is that an awesome cop story. That's a Cop doing his job story. I was expecting a cop showed you some leniency or something :cry:

Hold on, Maybe i have read the wrong. DO you mean as in, an awesome story that involves a Police Officer, or a story involving an awesome Police Officer
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby krisisdog » February 19th, 2010, 3:55 pm

Gozza wrote:That's a Cop doing his job story.


That makes it awesome doesnt it?
I dont know anyone whose had that happen for them...
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Michael (HYPOEB) » February 19th, 2010, 4:48 pm

Ok i got a good one :oops:

I over took a mate on a normal 60km road (stupid i no) didnt even see the cop behind me! :o
pulled me over,I was over loading (red P's) and driving a boosted eb.
They said wait here and we will get the tow truck to come get your car..im shitting myself at this point!
They come back over about 5mins later and they lady cop said to me,Tell me why you should keep you car in song..i was like wtf do you meen in song? :? then she said sing me a song about why you should keep your car lol. so i sang a song,i dont even remember wtf i said haha and then she just let me go and that was that.

I was very lucky that day lol.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby stevo » February 19th, 2010, 4:49 pm

Recently i had a guy in a hilux behind my whilst i was doing 40 in a roadwork zone (signed 40 zone).
He was getting impatient and swerving around behind me, but i wasnt going to move.

Turned left at a roundabout onto a 4 lane road but it was still a 40 zone. I pulled into left lane to let him past, he went screaming past.
Eventually it turned back into an 80 but he was long gone, could see him down the bottom of the hill a good distance away. I also then saw a bike do a you turn and go flying up to him.
I was secretly hoping that it was a cop but i doubted it.

To my amusement, he got caught at the set of lights and the cop bike pulled up next to him and motioned to pull over. I so wanted to drive past and give the finger but kept it to myself.

I stop in and get some fuel before jumping on the freeway, get back onto the freeway and whatta ya know. Guess who comes flying past me and gets stuck behind another car, and he once again sat up their arse swerving around like a knob. Lesson not learnt.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Jake » February 19th, 2010, 4:49 pm

I just pulled in to a car park the other night, me and my mate were meant to meet another mate there. So I put my high beams on and went around the car park to see if our mate was in there anywhere, he wasnt... so we parked our cars side by side at the bottom of the car park (this is just a giant car park on the side of a hill for a beach). We watched this cop come up the road, then our mate pulled up and parked next to us... then I watched the cop fly into the car park with his high beams on, park infront of the person in the middle... he gets out of his car and yells
"ONE, TWO AND FUCKING THREE!, GET THE FVCK OUT OF NEWCASTLE NOW YOU LITTLE CVNTS. WE SAW YOU STREET RACING. WE WERE UP THE ROAD AND YOUS THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT"
I started to say i was looking for my mate... "i was just loo..."
cop interrupts and says to me "DONT FVCKING BACK CHAT YOU LITTLE CVNT, GET THE FVCK OUT OF NEWCASTLE NOW"
then says to everyone "ILLEGAL. FVCKING. STREET RACING."
my mate says "alright, we''ll leave then..."
"WHAT THE FVCK WAS THAT LOOK YOU LITTLE CVNT, DO YOU WANT ME TO FVCK YOU OVER RIGHT NOW... HOW DOES 3 WEEKS IN THE IMPOUND YARD SOUND, YOUR CAR WILL BE RUSTED AWAY IN NO TIME WITH THIS SALT AIR" ........... "ILLEGAL. FVCKING. STREET RACING."............."GET THE FVCK OUT OF NEWCASTLE NOW BEFORE WE DEFECT YOUR CARS"

Then the guy just kept repeating the same stuff pretty much over and over again. I just left as he was talking to me, I just pretended not to hear him and got out of the place pretty quick... Pretty sure he went back to his car, so I turned my head lights off just so that he wouldn't see me driving through the streets lol. :roll:

I don't have much respect for cops anymore, that was bull shit... we honestly did nothing wrong at all. No one was doing burnouts or being loud, no one was racing, no one was doing anything wrong... and our mate who had just pulled up did nothing wrong at all, only just got there.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Sunboost » February 19th, 2010, 4:56 pm

I was on the Eastern about 12:30am Thursday, fking around with my phone and notice a bike about 10 metres behind flashing it's high beams. I wtfbbq'd, thinking who is that, and then it flies past - cop bike. He was flashing his lights warning me to put my phone away I guess because he cbf pulling me over or didn't have time to.

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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby peaandham » February 19th, 2010, 4:56 pm

One days i was with my mate in his 156rwkw ED (now sold) he was driving and we were at the lights, and people we know in a Hyundai Getz pulled up next to us, we decided to drag and we left them in our dust. About 800m up the road we get pulled over, my mate was wearing thongs (illegal) and his dad was a cop and it went like this

Officer 1: Step out the car mate with your license
My mate: Yep No Worries
Officer 1: Heavy Thongs mate?
My Mate: yea we knew the people next to us and the egged us on
Officer 1: You have two things going for you, we dont have our defect book, and we are also heading to set up a RBT
Officer 2: Hey is his name C####
My mate: Yea im $@$'s Son ($@$ being the guys dad/cop)
Officer 1: Yea thats another thing you got going for you

And that was it !

If it was me i would have gotten F##### by them !
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby gthofan » February 19th, 2010, 5:06 pm

Not really a story, but i was pulled over 22 times in 5 months in my first car. I spat the dummy one day, and the reasons were it's a vk, and im from bayswater... Never got done for anything :drinks2:
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby holmsy » February 19th, 2010, 5:09 pm

well in my old ed.
i pulled up at some lights. and there was a turn left lane next to me which could also go forward but would have to pull to the right as soon as you get to the other side of the intersection.

this newish commodore pulls up. i thought nothing of it but knew they wer trying to go forward and cut me off.
so i put the boot in.

next set of lights they pull up next to me and get me to wind the window down.
just said. if you drive like that again ill take your license away.
my mate in passenger seat. still didnt realise they wer cops and just yelled.
ILL TAKE YOUR LICENSE AWAY!!

luckily lights went green and we just drove off :P


another day in the xr8. i came out of a supermarket into the left lane of a 2 lane wide road (2 each way)
and a car in the right lane slammed its breaks on.(dangerously i might add. had no reason to do so. and ment both of us wer going very slow with trucks coming up our asses) right next to me as i was trying to go into the right lane to do a uturn at the lights coming up.

so i put the boot in and kicked it out a little bit around in front of him.
my mate in passenger seat just sat there giving the guy the bird as we drove along infront of him.
pulled into the right turning lane.
the guy comes up next to us. pulls out his badge and abuses us.
light to turn went green i just drove off :P

got many many more similar storys. i could type for ages.

still yet to get a fine or anything.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Jake » February 19th, 2010, 5:15 pm

holmsy wrote:
still yet to get a fine or anything.



Your lucky, I have had my license since june last year and had 2 fines... 1 for the edge of my tyres going a bit bald and 1 for when I didn't put my car into Drive properly and it slipped back to neutral, then I put it back into D again and the wheels chirped... I knew there were cops behind me so I didn't do it on purpose, but they pulled me over anyway and fined me $328... when I explained what happend they said they could call the highway patrol and get my car defected :glare:
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby holmsy » February 19th, 2010, 5:18 pm

lol i chripped the wheels going through town one day
with cop right next to me with their open window right at my back wheels.

they didnt do anything
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby grego » February 19th, 2010, 5:31 pm

Thats lucky i must be really unlucky ive had my lisence since Septemebr, yeh im a typical p plate wanker that gives everyone a bad name doing burnouts and shit, Not

only every now and then :P :P

Ive ahd 2 fines 1 was for speeding my own dumb fault cop it sweet 107kmh in a what it hought was an 100 zone, turns out its 80, should of lost my lisence but the cop knocked it down so i kept one point, thats a good luck part thank you mr copper bro,

2nd i got butt smashed by this bike cop was out crusing with freind took a wrong turn and everyone was doing a u turn i was at the back, i proceeded to do my u banger and i get flashing lights up behind me WTF, pull over and the cop says you have just crossed a soild white line which it wasnt cuz i went backed and checked the solid line didnt start for another 200 metres, i argued a lil and his response was " lisen you stupid P Plate f*ck wit if you dont shut your f*cking mouth and get the f*ck outta here im sure i can find a defect on your car" so i shut up cuz i didnt want any more trouble.

so thanks to mr d*ckhead cop i now have a suspension coming YAY
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby misk » February 19th, 2010, 5:31 pm

ive been pulled over 3 times in 3 years, got a defect with my red EA (kinda had it coming when i joined springvale rd sideways), but been pulled up in my holden nova that had chopped springs and was heaps sacked, and in my white EB, no fines for either of those occasions.
even though i pulled into shell with the spool chriping away and you could hear my hollowed cat at the time.
also add to that suspended rego.
was very happy the cops were in a rush that day lol

but i guess the only 'story' i have is when i was 16 on phillip island.
had no licence and the car was un reg. at about 2am driving round with some mates and cops pull us over.
one cop was playing bad cop saying i would get fines and all this shit, the other cop was just like 'ahh dont worry bout it mate, dont listen to him'
didnt get anything then either.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby boostedbb » February 19th, 2010, 5:39 pm

when i had my old xf MPRESV turbo 6 i got pulled over one night by this karnt of a cop that defected every one of my other xd-xf's as he came to the car he said another old shitter to defect i thought i was farked but he went over it and said well this thing is nice i can't touch it every thing is done legal and he let me go, about two days later he pulled me over out the front of my work because he wanted to show his partner how well the car was done, he then asked me how it went, i just said it's ok but i only drive the speed limit and haven't had it on the track yet he just laughed and said yeah right, next thing he tells me i can go and says " give it a squirt i won't do anything to ya i just want to see it move, i was hesitant but thought oh well i will see if he's legit so i hit the line locker and smoked it up the road and sure enought he just speed up drove past giving me the thumbs up, i went back to work and all the boys were like WTF what were you trying to do with a copper there, they couldn't believe he let me do it let alone asked me to.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby falcon4life » February 19th, 2010, 6:04 pm

i was driving around this roundabout and this fvck head in a brand spanking new fg xr6 was riding my arse and i was moving around the roundabout at a decent pace, so after i get off he gets off at the same exit then splits into 2 lanes i take left he takes right then plants it to the speed limit 70 i think and sits there so im doing 50 ish drop back to 2nd and buried the foot got massive tyre screech and immedietly shift into 4th at 75 ish and hes starting to brake for roadworks and its gone to 1 lane so ive kept going then jumped on brakes last minute to 40 infront of him right at the 40 sign, when it goes back to 2 lanes he winds down his window and says "mate im an off duty cop, so calm it down! or ill have you defected" and im just like wtf you were riding my arse dickhead....
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby UNEZED » February 19th, 2010, 6:06 pm

holmsy ur a fukin lucky kunt when it comes to cops
maybe i should move down to geelong lol they seem to be laid back compared to the melb cops
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby misk » February 19th, 2010, 6:23 pm

they're probly all stoned lol
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby t1MMy » February 19th, 2010, 6:33 pm

At Sandown car park not that long ago with some of the others from the boosted gang, standing round and a unmarked wagon pulls in, blocked us all and he hops out of the car and asks where we are all from. A mate of mine recognises who he is and walks up to him and says.."Hey Brad!!". Cops personality changed instantly and started chatting away to my mate after he told the cop we were all ok and not causing any trouble.

Tis good when you have a police officer as a friend :P

Cop took off from the car park and not 5 mintues later we spot him pulling over a VZ SS who ripped a u-turn and got it sideways right in front of him....silly boyyyyy haha.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby wicksy » February 19th, 2010, 6:44 pm

was on the piss with a 2 cops, they were married, we were at a carl barron show and i took my car, i know them well for the wrong reasons lol, they seen my keys and tryed to take them off me and i told them no, after the pub shut, i seen them jump in their car drunk and drive home, so i followed them haha

another time, i went around a corner sideways and the tyres were spinning but no noise or smoke, cop was behind me, asked why i was revving the car like i was doing a burnout, told them the clutch was fucked and was getting a new one put in the next day

i use to flirt with the highway patrol officers wife, when i worked in a supermarket, she was easily a size 22+ and she loved it, i got immunity from that cop lol
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby holmsy » February 19th, 2010, 6:47 pm

UNEZED wrote:holmsy ur a fukin lucky kunt when it comes to cops
maybe i should move down to geelong lol they seem to be laid back compared to the melb cops


lol fuckine ey mate.

hell i can go on for ever with storys of bein let off.

driving with no front bar and cooler n shit hangin out. get let off.

spinning wheels into my street in the ed. and not carrying license. got let off.

overtook some cars comin back from anglsea and cut off a car (not that bad)cause a car was comin towards me. get a call from torquay cops the next day. i cut off the senior sarg on his day off. he just said to be carefull. even know i then proceeded to over take another car and take off at 140ish.

drivin with half an exhaust. pull into bretho.
they say pull to the side ya cars to loud.
next guy walks over says have a good night.

overtaking on gor and goin off at 140ish and cop comes out to get me but couldnt pull out cause of traffic.

comin onto highway sideways and cop does u turn over median strip. but has to stop cause a 4wd with big trailer cut across 3 lanes and parked in the turning lane.

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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby LUXO_8 » February 19th, 2010, 7:01 pm

not quite police story.... but did a massive burnout in a carpark of a disused train station...murdered the tyres, so had the car jacked up changing them....
2 fire trucks come along...lights going and all....could do nothing but continue changing wheels - couldnt exactly go anywhere lol.

they park and shine their spotlights on me for about 5 mins....then leave...lol. once id finished changing them i didnt hang around haha
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Phillis » February 19th, 2010, 8:41 pm

cop saw my hanging my arm out the window while i was waiting at a set of lights to turn right. he stopped, drove over a median strip and pulled me over after i had turned right. i had a shithouse day and said 'with all due respect officer, you did a highly illegal u-turn and cut off 2 cars because i had my arm out the window. that doesnt seem fair to me'.

he called me a smart ass and let me go. no one will believe me, but IDGAF :mrgreen:
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby krisisdog » February 19th, 2010, 8:54 pm

Funny cop story I just remembered, happened last weekend.
Paddy wagon 4wd coming down the street, theres a left turn off so he takes it, then drives over the dividing island (around 3m wide, 30cm tall), straight across the other lane, up the curb, then down the nature strip for about 20m.. then back across into his lane and finally into Macca's.
I thought it was pretty awesome at 2am on a Saturday morning lol, he had the thing airborne lol
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby dylby1 » February 19th, 2010, 9:13 pm

my gf was hurtlin down a 70 zone at 90 zig zaggin around cars then cut one off and turned (bout ten on a saturday night)
we get down about 3 streets and turn again then get flashin lights behind us.
anyways the cops get out n walk up n tell her she was speeding and overloaded by 3 people.
asked her why she was speeding and she said im tired n wanna go home

they let us off because they didnt want her not to be able to get to work on a farm which we actually lived on.
same cop let her off for all 4 people (overloaded again) not wearing seatbelts.
and same cop searched my car for an hour during a drug sting, found a needle and let me off because i explained that it was from the dairy farm i work on, which it was
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Bomber » February 19th, 2010, 11:31 pm

t1MMy wrote:At Sandown car park not that long ago with some of the others from the boosted gang, standing round and a unmarked wagon pulls in, blocked us all and he hops out of the car and asks where we are all from. A mate of mine recognises who he is and walks up to him and says.."Hey Brad!!". Cops personality changed instantly and started chatting away to my mate after he told the cop we were all ok and not causing any trouble.

Tis good when you have a police officer as a friend :P

Cop took off from the car park and not 5 mintues later we spot him pulling over a VZ SS who ripped a u-turn and got it sideways right in front of him....silly boyyyyy haha.


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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby stav50 » February 20th, 2010, 12:58 am

ive got a couple of stories from my uncle, firstly he drives a 460odd RWKW supercharged GTS. got pulled over with an off duty copper in his car and they said we will line u up next set of lights, so he did and smoked the cop car.

second he was driving up springy road towards springy junction from beach way and had some dickhead trying to egg him on didnt have a bar of it, so the guy sped off and went in front of him only to have to slam on the brakes for the car in front which was stopping at a red light, so the 2 guys in the car start goin off at this car thats held them up at a red and throw a bottle at the car, then get out and start walking towards it, just as the guy flicks the lights and sirens on and hops out..... i thought that was fucking hilarious when he told me.
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Postby Sunboost » February 20th, 2010, 2:05 am

Phillis wrote:cop saw my hanging my arm out the window while i was waiting at a set of lights to turn right. he stopped, drove over a median strip and pulled me over after i had turned right. i had a shithouse day and said 'with all due respect officer, you did a highly illegal u-turn and cut off 2 cars because i had my arm out the window. that doesnt seem fair to me'.

he called me a smart ass and let me go. no one will believe me, but IDGAF :mrgreen:

Your story is more believable than all of Holmsy's put together lol.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Bipolar » February 20th, 2010, 8:15 am

Gozza wrote:Lol how is that an awesome cop story. That's a Cop doing his job story. I was expecting a cop showed you some leniency or something :cry:

Hold on, Maybe i have read the wrong. DO you mean as in, an awesome story that involves a Police Officer, or a story involving an awesome Police Officer

I've been let off for chirping my tyres, and I said I didn't hear it, but I dis 't say it was coz my tunes were cranked right up. But most cop stories I've heard on here and from you fellas are about getting busted when all you're doing is giving it a bit of a squirt, and you're fully in control. It was sweet to finally see someone get done that had no idea and was driving like a fuckwit.
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Postby [Sterling] » February 20th, 2010, 11:22 am

On my way home from work one arvo, following a Omega wagon(marked cop car) down the eastern. It passes me so i slip in behind it in the right hand lane, he was doing about 110 so i just keep the 3 second distance behind him. get up to doncaster road he speeds up doing about 130 now still with no lights or sirens on, followed him all the way through to the tunnel untill he slowed down to 80.

Both got off at the ringwood bypass and he boots it to 100 on the off ramp so i followed but with distance. stop at the next set of light and i pulled up beside him(i had my windows down because it was hot)

He winds his window down and say;
Cp:Any reason you were you following me mate?
Me: just on me way home
Cp:so whats the hurry?
Me: Cops starts at 4 and i didnt wanna miss it, i presume thats the same reason your in a hurry?

Cop just pissed himself laughing, then planted it once the light went green, i just took off normally.



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Long story short, one of them was a kiwi and we talked to them for about 20 mins at the front of my car with the hood up.
pretty muched just bagged out comodores and shit people lol, then some VN SS started up and was loud as fark, they watched it leave and said well have a good night guys and took off after the SS.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby falcon4life » February 20th, 2010, 11:25 am

has anyone else noticed that alot more cop cars are fords now??
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Bipolar » February 20th, 2010, 11:42 am

I work across the road from a cop shop, so no. Only Traffic Branch.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby t1MMy » February 20th, 2010, 11:48 am

[Sterling] wrote:On my way home from work one arvo, following a Omega wagon(marked cop car) down the eastern. It passes me so i slip in behind it in the right hand lane, he was doing about 110 so i just keep the 3 second distance behind him. get up to doncaster road he speeds up doing about 130 now still with no lights or sirens on, followed him all the way through to the tunnel untill he slowed down to 80.

Both got off at the ringwood bypass and he boots it to 100 on the off ramp so i followed but with distance. stop at the next set of light and i pulled up beside him(i had my windows down because it was hot)

He winds his window down and say;
Cp:Any reason you were you following me mate?
Me: just on me way home
Cp:so whats the hurry?
Me: Cops starts at 4 and i didnt wanna miss it, i presume thats the same reason your in a hurry?

Cop just pissed himself laughing, then planted it once the light went green, i just took off normally.



One night at noble Macas few of us were sitting there, two motor bike cops pull in start going through everyones car
they get to mine did the hieght check then ask to pop the bonnet, got complemented on the BPR Airbox but then warned about the Rocker cover filter being ilegal.

Long story short, one of them was a kiwi and we talked to them for about 20 mins at the front of my car with the hood up.
pretty muched just bagged out comodores and shit people lol, then some VN SS started up and was loud as fark, they watched it leave and said well have a good night guys and took off after the SS.

Haha, just goes to show attitude is everything when speaking to them. It will either make or break your day.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby [Sterling] » February 20th, 2010, 12:15 pm

Lol, my brother went to the cricket last night, he was J walking and a cop yells out

"OI GET OVER HERE NOW!"

My brother shit a brick and went over, when he got to the car the cop goes "Want an icey pole?" lol

My house mate was waiting for him and he rocks up with an iceypole and is like WTF? my brother just goes, you dont wanna know..
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby webby_191189 » February 20th, 2010, 12:24 pm

Im from swan hill and got pulled over in murray bridge (45min from adelaide) because my ute had apparntly been spotted doing burnouts at there park, anyways coppers looking under the bonnet and at the back tires which where a tad feathered and cut up and tells me how there pretty shagged from burnouts. I told him there were al from the burnout comp back at home he didnt quite buy that then he asked for my licence, Looms at it and goes you didnt go to the swan hill college did you? Turns out his brother was an old teaher of mine that i got along with pretty well, so i got out of loosing points, a fine, a defect and getting my ute impounded
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby juiceman » February 20th, 2010, 1:21 pm

My brother lost his license for 6 months (got it back today), and has been driving the whole time, 3 hours before he got his license back, at 9pm, he got pulled over and told the cop he didn't have his license on him, so the copper asked for his name and address and he gave him my name and address, so the cop looked it up on the computer and said that's fine, did a breath test and let him go. I don't even have to present the license at a cop shop. Plus my brother didn't go to jail hahaha. Win.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby dylby1 » February 20th, 2010, 2:06 pm

falcon4life wrote:has anyone else noticed that alot more cop cars are fords now??

theyre only holden in warrnambool except some older ones which are BA/BF
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby TAXI » February 20th, 2010, 3:19 pm

Couple of months ago when i finished putting my new donk in the ef i took it for a test run at 1030 pm.
cop pulled me over and said why the burnout at the light's.
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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby DaNeOs » February 20th, 2010, 9:56 pm

Few years ago, on my way to Phillip Island v8 Grand Finale, in my old ef, gave it a bit coming out little crossed up nothing major.

Lights come on flashing straigth away. Hoon laws had just come in so all the cops where cocky and had no clue what to do

Long story short for a little slide, ended up waiting 3 and a half hours for a decision if they where going to take my car.
4 Cop cars, 13 Police men/women and eventually had to wait for the Senior Srgt to come down and make the decision.

Worst part about it the following week i already had a summon to court for 6 charges for hooning in my old mans SWB Maverick 4wd, got 1500$ fine, 12 months Cancelation of license, re doing 3 years on P plates, and a conviction.

Court came around for the stuff in the EF, another 6 charges but managed to get off with another 1200$ fine and another conviction no more time off lisence.

So i can officially say i got rammed in the ass hardkore. Since getting my lisence back december 2008, have not lost 1 point i been a goodish well kinda.
Had 12 months double or nothing. now got till decemeber till im on open lisence.. i need me fucking truck lisence for work.



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Re: Awesome police stories

Postby Snaken » February 21st, 2010, 4:31 pm

DaNeOs wrote:Few years ago, on my way to Phillip Island v8 Grand Finale, in my old ef, gave it a bit coming out little crossed up nothing major.

Lights come on flashing straigth away. Hoon laws had just come in so all the cops where cocky and had no clue what to do

Long story short for a little slide, ended up waiting 3 and a half hours for a decision if they where going to take my car.
4 Cop cars, 13 Police men/women and eventually had to wait for the Senior Srgt to come down and make the decision.

Worst part about it the following week i already had a summon to court for 6 charges for hooning in my old mans SWB Maverick 4wd, got 1500$ fine, 12 months Cancelation of license, re doing 3 years on P plates, and a conviction.

Court came around for the stuff in the EF, another 6 charges but managed to get off with another 1200$ fine and another conviction no more time off lisence.

So i can officially say i got rammed in the ass hardkore. Since getting my lisence back december 2008, have not lost 1 point i been a goodish well kinda.
Had 12 months double or nothing. now got till decemeber till im on open lisence.. i need me fucking truck lisence for work.



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