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[ELXR_96]

I was going to suggest simply stating that his mother was his farther but your cousin call made me laugh just as much

[iCER]

your all amatures


Think outside the box. His pocket $$$ legally.

How? Easy!

Find a tap out the back and turn it on so they get a big water bill from when they sleeping till they figure it out. Water inspector will smash them for wasting water.
Call epa 'car smoke bad' or smoke / littering and report his number plate
Put everyday garage found nails in tyres

So many little things that cost their pocket for your f*ck around.

It's only a $1 for a standard thing....but cu*ts like that deserve it all.

People say id always make an awesome mastermind....no idea where they get those ideas from!

[Commando]

I think the guy is a genius. Because a fukkstick on ebay will pay $50 for a (relisted, rooted) muffler. It's ebay.

[Rollin]

Obtain a rooted auto gearbox. Dump it on his driveway in the middle of the night, make sure it's upside down and the torque converter falls out so the oil leaks everywhere.

[FordFairmont]

knock on his door with your cock in your hand, and ejaculate all over his feet

[sk8n6]

lmfao you'd wanna be sure the cocknocker had no dash cos if he does he gonna cave you for that one.
Would be fucking hysterical to watch tho
knock knock oh hi there whoops watch out for the cream on the doorstep

[sdoylie]

wow! some good ideas here. lucky i didnt put me exhaust up for sale and back out. im never coming to vic, you guys are pretty messed up. hahaha.

[ELXR_96]

Obtain a rooted auto gearbox. Dump it on his driveway in the middle of the night, make sure it's upside down and the torque converter falls out so the oil leaks everywhere.

Why not just goto a wreckers, empty the oil from the oldest most shitty neglected e-series sump, can it, then tip it all over his car whilst on the driveway?

knock on his door with your cock in your hand, and ejaculate all over his feet

There is no need for a spider man 5!

[LTDHO]

Stange things people say here and would never do!

He has your address on ebay, it lasts about 6 months. So wait.
In about 6 months time, revisit this thread. Chose the post that you are happy with and go for it.

I suggest steal his number plates, put on similar car, go cruisin up and down monash as fast as you like, then go to servo, fill up tank and a few jerry cans, return plates.

[OnLiA6]

purfect... one night get under his car and remove his sump plug and replace it with a candle wen the car gets hot wax will melt out comes his oil without him knowing pretty good huh

[ZEROPSI]

knock on his door with your cock in your hand, and ejaculate all over his feet

Best solution to any injustice.

[LTDHO]

purfect... one night get under his car and remove his sump plug and replace it with a candle wen the car gets hot wax will melt out comes his oil without him knowing pretty good huh

Wont you make a mess trying to get the plug out ans candle in?
Does sump oil get that hot that it melts candle?

[ELXR_96]

It'll fly up your sleep when your trying to jam it in

[OnLiA6]

purfect... one night get under his car and remove his sump plug and replace it with a candle wen the car gets hot wax will melt out comes his oil without him knowing pretty good huh

Wont you make a mess trying to get the plug out ans candle in?
Does sump oil get that hot that it melts candle?

depends on how fast u move your hands lol yes it works its been done on a paddock bomb we had

[krisisdog]

Of course it'll melt wax.... it doesnt even need to melt it, just get it warm so it gets soft, and it'll fall out.