Vicfords vs. The World

by **Sunboost** » March 13th, 2008, 9:17 pm

Rickie Lee is festy shit.

by **Bipolar** » March 13th, 2008, 11:29 pm

Nice hair, cute round face, Gold Coast tan, beautiful 12D titties and a farken good, powerful voice. Where's the fest?

BTW when did CMYWPN change his sig from us being "NOT SO GREAT!" to "SHTKNTS"?

by **slo_sprint** » March 14th, 2008, 12:23 am

Bipolar wrote:Nice hair, cute round face, Gold Coast tan, beautiful 12D titties and a farken good, powerful voice. Where's the fest?

Agreed, i'd hit that shit to no end!

by **ned** » March 14th, 2008, 12:31 am

Gozza wrote:Having sex with your own mother isn't counted Ned. Bad Luck

p.s you said that to sound like the Fonz or some shit - You don't know how many wet dicks are being slanged - I call you LIAR - Because you tell Lies!!!!!

I'm married cocknose.

Your comment is void.

by **Fairmont888** » March 14th, 2008, 1:03 am

ned wrote:
Gozza wrote:Having sex with your own mother isn't counted Ned. Bad Luck

p.s you said that to sound like the Fonz or some shit - You don't know how many wet dicks are being slanged - I call you LIAR - Because you tell Lies!!!!!

I'm married cocknose.

Your comment is void.

WTF.. cocknose.. gee the payouts have obviously reached their peak

... they just cant get much better than that

by **Gozza** » March 14th, 2008, 1:50 am

ned wrote:
Gozza wrote:Having sex with your own mother isn't counted Ned. Bad Luck

p.s you said that to sound like the Fonz or some shit - You don't know how many wet dicks are being slanged - I call you LIAR - Because you tell Lies!!!!!

I'm married cocknose.

Your comment is void.

I wasn't saying you don't get any - I was saying you wouldn't know if any one else is - any way it was a movie quote

ps im not down with the Ricki Lee - Shes a pear shaped moaning banshee

Only thing id hit her with would be a spiked bat - and maybe a few singing lessons

by **Bipolar** » March 14th, 2008, 6:47 am

I detect some missing heterosexual components.

by **ned** » March 14th, 2008, 7:06 am

All good chief.

by **Commando** » March 14th, 2008, 7:41 am

I think the main component missing is my chubb, buried between her buxom awesomeness & saucing her throat/lower jaw with my DNA chromosome goodness.

by **Gunns** » March 14th, 2008, 8:09 am

I am becoming a fat kent cos everytime I drop a load in her she gives me a cookie.

by **stevo** » March 14th, 2008, 8:24 am

1. ricky lee is definitely bang'able.
2. If i took offence to the shit you guys say about my car i would have killed myself 30 times over.
3. The sooner CMYWPN realises that most of you are cockfaces, the sooner he will just laugh at the crap that gets said behind everyones back on this forum.

by **Sunboost** » March 14th, 2008, 8:57 am

Gunns wrote:I am becoming a fat kent cos everytime I drop a load in her she give me a cookie.

Irrelevance x 11ty. Tossing up whether to throw this one in the Gunns bad joke thread =]

by **Gunns** » March 14th, 2008, 9:14 am

Sundeep wrote:
Gunns wrote:I am becoming a fat kent cos everytime I drop a load in her she give me a cookie.

Irrelevance x 11ty. Tossing up whether to throw this one in the Gunns bad joke thread =]

Just keep flexing in the mirror and keep thinking you are a tank.

by **Sunboost** » March 14th, 2008, 9:20 am

Will do =]

Keep the jokes coming, that one was a pi55er too brojet

by **Gunns** » March 14th, 2008, 9:23 am

Sundeep wrote:Will do =]

Keep the jokes coming, that one was a pi55er too brojet

Wasn't a joke. I was serious

by **Sunboost** » March 14th, 2008, 9:24 am

Oh ok, I'll do it tonight.

by **Malakai** » March 14th, 2008, 12:48 pm

What does an old person and a slinky have in common?

by **Gunns** » March 14th, 2008, 12:48 pm

89AIT wrote:What does an old person and a slinky have in common?

What?????

by **Commando** » March 14th, 2008, 12:50 pm

Once you snap them they're useless?

You can throw them down the stairs?

Having sex with them is wrong?

Both are found in Op Shops?

by **Gozza** » March 14th, 2008, 12:57 pm

They are fun to push down a flight of stairs

by **Gunns** » March 14th, 2008, 12:59 pm

You know they are done when you hear the bones crack?

by **Commando** » March 14th, 2008, 1:06 pm

Neither contain useful internal organs for young people?

Both are inanimate unless prodded?

If you feed any liquids to either, expect to clean the seat/floor underneath them soon afterwards?

by **Bipolar** » March 14th, 2008, 1:46 pm

by **pHaT`eL** » March 14th, 2008, 2:39 pm

Ricky Lee = hawwwttt!!!

by **Malakai** » March 14th, 2008, 3:52 pm

Commando wrote:Once you snap them they're useless?

You can throw them down the stairs?

Having sex with them is wrong?

Both are found in Op Shops?

I set 'em up and you knock 'em down! It's a double act, we're here all week...

by **[Sterling]** » March 14th, 2008, 4:01 pm

cant stop laughing,.

by **EF ECTIV** » March 14th, 2008, 6:21 pm

You're here all week.....try the veal

by **burnt turtle** » March 26th, 2008, 6:48 pm

y is CMYWPN banned?

by **Dansedgli** » March 26th, 2008, 6:53 pm

He cracked the sads because he couldnt take criticism about his car.

He deleted all of his posts.

He said this forum was shit in his signature.

He posts nothing for 3 weeks.

First post back he pays out on someone.

by **burnt turtle** » March 26th, 2008, 7:22 pm

oh k
otha then that wat'll get ya banned on this site?

by **Dansedgli** » March 26th, 2008, 7:24 pm

Not a lot.

I thought we were pretty lenient.

by **simon5574** » March 26th, 2008, 7:31 pm

it's pretty lenient - i've only been banned once :lol:

by **burnt turtle** » March 26th, 2008, 7:36 pm

Dansedgli wrote:Not a lot.

I thought we were pretty lenient.

me 2 thats y i asked

by **Commando** » March 26th, 2008, 8:02 pm

blackebII wrote:
Dansedgli wrote:Not a lot.

I thought we were pretty lenient.

me 2 thats y i asked

T&C: "don't be a dickhead"

Pretty much the only rule to follow

by **Kenaz** » March 26th, 2008, 8:04 pm

Ricky Lee is the best! I'd plough that til December

by **Commando** » March 26th, 2008, 8:05 pm

Who else actually doesn't change the channel when the Hughsey & Kate advert comes on, just to watch Ricky Lee's epic boobs bounce at the end?

by **Kenaz** » March 26th, 2008, 8:10 pm

Not sure I know what ad you're talking about?

Dave - Fappy times?

by **Commando** » March 26th, 2008, 8:18 pm

Nova advert script -

<Hughsey> singing on a treadmill in the gym, in his nasal voice
<Kate> has a whinge, looks like a christmas ham dressed in 80s gay cyclist fluros, & left for 3 months in a sauna to sweat it out
<Ricki Lee> looks hot, shoves Hughsey off the treadmill, high-fives Kate
<Sunny> makes a brief cameo in the background, flexing for Gunns?)
SCENE CHANGE - They're all sitting in a sauna. Presumably where Kate originated from with all the other Bertocchi deli specials.
<Ricki Lee> claps her hands & makes her tits bounce
<Kate> does some fukkd up chicken dance & exits left-stage

by **Kenaz** » March 26th, 2008, 8:20 pm

I like Hughesy and kate :oops:

by **[Sterling]** » March 26th, 2008, 8:55 pm

youtube vid?? of epic boobs bouncing?

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