12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

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12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Commando » April 16th, 2008, 4:33 pm

... ever aired on British TV and radio. I've seen most of these before but thought they'd be worth posting up here ;)

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '


10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Bipolar » April 16th, 2008, 4:40 pm

ROFLGYROPLANE!!!!
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Dezza » April 16th, 2008, 4:41 pm

LMAO. Those are great
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby speed.freak » April 16th, 2008, 4:44 pm

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' <<< LOL,what the hell does a weight lifter snatch? ROFL
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Commando » April 16th, 2008, 4:50 pm

Snatch 'n' Grab
Clean 'n' Jerk

Those are the two main methods in weightlifting (ever watched the Olympics?)

I think they're both named back to front though. They should be:

Grab 'n' Snatch
Jerk 'n' Clean
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby juiceman » April 16th, 2008, 4:53 pm

Hahaha they are awesome!
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby speed.freak » April 16th, 2008, 4:55 pm

oh, fair enough then.
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Stengord » April 16th, 2008, 5:31 pm

rofl wheres the 8 inches?
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Russ. » April 16th, 2008, 5:49 pm

haha pisser!
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Kenaz » April 16th, 2008, 6:17 pm

7. is teh best :D 8 inches lol
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby BLC » April 16th, 2008, 7:53 pm

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby 91eb40 » April 17th, 2008, 10:43 am

Commando wrote:7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' '


LMAO! Classic.
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Malakai » April 17th, 2008, 11:45 am

There are some funny ones there. But unfortunately I have become immune to most humour on the internet, I just read and think "Yeah that's funny." but it has to be extremely funny to actually get a laugh out of me any more.

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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Gozza » April 17th, 2008, 11:58 am

No - you have probably received it 50 million times in an email circulated via various government workers
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby Commando » April 17th, 2008, 12:16 pm

That's how I received it :P
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Postby naz0 » April 17th, 2008, 10:33 pm

HAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby markTD » April 17th, 2008, 10:35 pm

LOL Thats so random but awesome too
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Postby UNEZED » April 17th, 2008, 11:05 pm

lolz der great great laugh from dat
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Postby 304-EF-Fairmont » April 20th, 2008, 6:37 pm

hahaha they are halarious!!!!
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby edfamily » April 20th, 2008, 9:57 pm

Thought that i would add one in, Sorry if its in the wrong spot

Neil Crompton covering 2006 Bathurst top 10 Shoot out:

He has guarenteed himself a teriffic spot for tomorrow, maybe the top spot we will find out the answer to that in a moment when the big cnts .....(Pause).....
Guns come out to conclude this shoot out.
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby 304-EF-Fairmont » April 20th, 2008, 10:02 pm

haha Nice one edfamily
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby edfamily » April 20th, 2008, 10:09 pm

Took a while but i found it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vjbR21DvwRU
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby edfamily » April 20th, 2008, 10:41 pm

Holden Owners are like whiskers, every pussy has them
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Re: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

Postby 304-EF-Fairmont » April 20th, 2008, 11:03 pm

lol at those vids
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