Hookers & Xbox on Dad's credit card

[Commando]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html

Pisser! I can't believe they picked up two whores & then played xbox instead of absolutely d-rilling them... They'll be punching themselves in the cawk when they're 15... 16, 17, 18... 80

[needfordspeed]

ROFL! Bloody idiots, they sound like the bloke on fordmods with relationship problems only about 10 years younger .

[nommic]

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!

[Fairmont888]

lol funny as, lol'ed at these parts especially
"Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus."
and
"They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them. "

clever farks

[FTE146]

lol read that last week fukn hilarious.

[Kaddis]

Haha funny shit.

For $1000 a night it would want to be some quality xbox time.

[stevo]

Love it

[Malakai]

Don't act like you guys have never done that...

Kids today!

[edfamily]

they should of broke the night down a bit, or taken it in turns, then everyone always has something to play with

[Dansedgli]

Holden Owners are like whiskers, every pussy has them

Every pussy has a holden owner?

sigs that dont make sense ftl.

[stevo]

Commodores are like clits, every %unt has one

[Gozza]

your mums like a vn - always full of bogans

[Commando]

Commodores are like clits, every %unt has one

Except %unts from Somalia.

Your mum's like a newspaper on the train. Used by many throughout the day, but ends up discarded at the Frankston station, with shit smeared all over it from a hobo's ass

[Rollin]

Except %unts from Somalia.

Bad taste, that man

[wicksy]

haha, i thought it was aussie i didnt read the link,

[OED666]

thats gold... i would want quality box for $1000 a night

[Bipolar]

I know what I would've been doing when I was 13.

[Commando]

fapping?