What a sick moped!
Anyway I've got an ag bike. Suzuki DR200, as per my Farm Fables thread.

Revs its tits off after 80kph, but I've come to love just exploring around the joint doing about 60, or tackling the odd sand dune. Here's where I can ride it without really needing to jump on any roads (other than to cross a road).

I've also got a pushie that I need to ride more, it's like Shaun's but more girly. Last weekend I did a 30km ride through some hills in South Gippsland, & decided to do a d/h run back into town without touching the brakes. This was fun until the 2nd last corner where my leaning over the front wheel caused the back to wobble. I was doing about 60kph. I instinctively tapped both brakes & this caused the rear to lock up & kick out, with slight oppy-lock up front, & I P-plate-drifted off the road, off the shoulder, & into some vegetation...
... which miraculously pinballed me back onto the road. I took the last corner doing about 40 lol. My "holyshitmotherfuckerIthoughtIwasgoingtodie!" o-noise actually sounds like the Joker laughing manically. The Jack Nicholson joker that is.
Slades Hill Rd: 1
Dave: 0
Dave's underpants: -50