How much do you want to be part of the Private section?

by **LUXO_8** » August 30th, 2007, 7:35 pm

you'd do a skid anyway lol....

by **slo_sprint** » August 30th, 2007, 7:41 pm

LUXO_8 wrote:you'd do a skid anyway lol....

good point

by **Bipolar** » August 30th, 2007, 11:19 pm

Ha ha! I believe that! I hope you're coming to Powercruise and doing a big one.

by **nothin suss** » September 2nd, 2007, 2:44 pm

I cant think of why i want to be in the private section? I just do i guess??

So i have included a bad joke..... Will either make me or see me banned i guess

A local man was found murdered in his home in Texas over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his ass...
Police suspect a cereal killer.

Plus i have the best avatar so include me!

by **Eb Barbie** » September 3rd, 2007, 11:23 am

^^ Lame joke but still made me smile. Lol

by **fordbaby** » September 3rd, 2007, 11:50 am

yeah i agree with beth but it did make me laugh still

by **cranners** » September 3rd, 2007, 3:59 pm

That joke is as old as the hills mate lol

by **EdFairmontGhia** » September 3rd, 2007, 10:01 pm

A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"

by **nothin suss** » September 4th, 2007, 11:14 am

cranners wrote:That joke is as old as the hills mate lol

And thats what makes it great... Plus it was a 50 word joke, spot on!

Now gimmee entry peoples, because its lonley and dark out here!

by **Sunboost** » September 4th, 2007, 11:22 am

We've got a snitch in the private section.

No further members will be added until we can sort it all out.

by **Eb Barbie** » September 4th, 2007, 11:44 am

Sundeep wrote:We've got a snitch in the private section.

No further members will be added until we can sort it all out.

+1 for that!

by **Schmee** » September 4th, 2007, 12:45 pm

Snitch....Witch no real difference Burn them at the stake....

No need for me to beg and plead when you guys feel you want me there I'll be there

by **holmsy** » September 4th, 2007, 1:05 pm

i assume this is either one of elxr8's efforts at getting banned on aff or in private section here (if not allready)
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showpost.p ... tcount=442

by **Commando** » September 4th, 2007, 1:09 pm

copy/paste?

by **Bipolar** » September 4th, 2007, 1:10 pm

by **holmsy** » September 4th, 2007, 1:41 pm

sorry forgot the whole being banned thing for some of you.
in bradensebxr6 build thread.

myelxr8 says:

It certainly looks a lot different and the colour is so much nicer than before! blah blah blah.. errrrr its sooooooooooo much better blah blah blah. MATE you must seriously have intercourse with your facia all nite long. u got too much time on ur hands u girls D***

by **Commando** » September 4th, 2007, 1:45 pm

good manners and niceties aside, what did he *really* mean by that post? :lol:

by **stevo** » September 4th, 2007, 1:47 pm

probably a general comment to say that his car is shit and dosnt deserve a buildup thread so massive when its just talking about shit

*shrug*

by **holmsy** » September 4th, 2007, 1:55 pm

lol for those that dont know he just finished re doing the plastic surround from the dash and making it 1 peice.

by **Damo** » September 4th, 2007, 2:28 pm

did he paint it ?

by **holmsy** » September 4th, 2007, 3:00 pm

paint and made 2 peices into 1.

honestly i dont see everyones problem with him or the things he does. his interior does look good and he is like me, he cant afford big expensive engines or even expensive interior.
if anything his car has more performance mods then my car.

by **XRated** » September 4th, 2007, 3:09 pm

Dammit I went to see the link but it's been removed :cry:

by **Eb Barbie** » September 4th, 2007, 3:57 pm

holmsy wrote:he cant afford big expensive engines or even expensive interior.
if anything his car has more performance mods then my car.

Haha I can join that club!!

by **EL XR8** » September 4th, 2007, 9:14 pm

I'm glad that last part said the username MyELXR8, the first one i thought you were talking about me for a second.
Haha

by **XR8TickfordBoy** » September 20th, 2007, 2:15 pm

I never asked cos I didnt think id get in, but now that I find out Bentles was allowed access to the private area I definately should!
4 main reasons:
-I do not associate with the downies at EANL
-Im not a snitch
-Ive been loyal to e-series cos I think u guys are way cooler than the EANL downies
-Finally cos im cool, and I drive a V8!

by **Commando** » September 20th, 2007, 2:36 pm

Bentles was an administrative error

by **Damo** » September 20th, 2007, 3:04 pm

the good stuff section is nothing to write home about, there's way to few burnout videos and pics.

Less AFF bashing more skids! 8-)

by **XR8TickfordBoy** » September 20th, 2007, 3:47 pm

I dont care, I think im a valuable member of this club and have proved myself.
Although I only joined E-SERIES 12 months ago I joined FordMods in 2001.
Give me access god dammit!!!!!
Im an honest and trustworthy bloke that respects the real e-series members that modify their cars beynd clear side-repeaters!
It might not be anything special Damo but people like john and Bomber know im acceptable into the private section!!!!
Its the respect for being loyal and committed more than the content!

by **cranners** » September 20th, 2007, 3:53 pm

XR8TickfordBoy wrote:I dont care, I think im a valuable member of this club and have proved myself.
Although I only joined E-SERIES 12 months ago I joined FordMods in 2001.
Give me access god dammit!!!!!
Im an honest and trustworthy bloke that respects the real e-series members that modify their cars beynd clear side-repeaters!
It might not be anything special Damo but people like john and Bomber know im acceptable into the private section!!!!
Its the respect for being loyal and committed more than the content!

+ 1 for Ben getting access to valid section

by **XR8TickfordBoy** » September 20th, 2007, 4:17 pm

I extend my thanks to whoever granted me access, I know I will be a part of this club for a long time to come!
Considering since I got my liscence ive owned 4 e-series makes me know that I will always prefer a boosted/worked e-series over a factory B-Series!

by **old_mate** » September 20th, 2007, 4:23 pm

XR8TickfordBoy wrote:I dont care, I think im a valuable member of this club and have proved myself.
Although I only joined E-SERIES 12 months ago I joined FordMods in 2001.
Give me access god dammit!!!!!
Im an honest and trustworthy bloke that respects the real e-series members that modify their cars beynd clear side-repeaters!
It might not be anything special Damo but people like john and Bomber know im acceptable into the private section!!!!
Its the respect for being loyal and committed more than the content!

+1 for ban. When i was a kid, carrying on about wanting things like lollipops, matchbox cars and access to private forum areas earned me a kick in the arse and a shit sandwich for dinner.

Have a nice day lol.

by **Steady** » September 20th, 2007, 4:25 pm

The post didn't sound like Kenster at all either.

by **EFFalcon** » September 20th, 2007, 4:58 pm

I don't add access based on how they ask.
I add based on the person.

by **EFFalcon** » September 20th, 2007, 5:29 pm

Bahahahhahaha
yes... maybe i'm bias now as i own a V8 or 2

by **Damo** » September 20th, 2007, 5:38 pm

XR8TickfordBoy wrote:I dont care, I think im a valuable member of this club and have proved myself.
Although I only joined E-SERIES 12 months ago I joined FordMods in 2001.
Give me access god dammit!!!!!
Im an honest and trustworthy bloke that respects the real e-series members that modify their cars beynd clear side-repeaters!
It might not be anything special Damo but people like john and Bomber know im acceptable into the private section!!!!
Its the respect for being loyal and committed more than the content!

Ben (it is Ben yeah) I wasn't having a crack at you mate, I definitely think you are a trust worthy member. I just want to see more burnout action in the private section. On AFF anything that didn't look like a racetrack skid was removed, everyone loves skids!

by **old_mate** » September 20th, 2007, 6:15 pm

sheesh

i'll take photos of my undies after a hard days work, combined with a few close calls when deciding whats a fart and a shart.

by **Damo** » September 20th, 2007, 6:25 pm

my last boss told me "you know you're getting old when you can't trust a fart" :lol:

by **old_mate** » September 20th, 2007, 6:34 pm

lol

either that or your batting for the wrong team

by **XR8TickfordBoy** » September 20th, 2007, 6:51 pm

There's a few of you. ( Dan ect.) that dont know me. I never tried to carry on, ive met and got along with, John, Bomber (Mark), PhatEL, Daneos, Sunny, Rips etc.
The fact u haven't met me, dont underestimate me!!!
I am more than worthy than access to this area and if you evert meety meet me u will realise that!!!!!

by **Damo** » September 27th, 2007, 11:29 am

CMYWPN or is he already in there ?

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