Longest Ebay description ever!

[John_LS1]

The guy sounds like the biggest tosser! I dont know why I read it all... and I refuse to beleive that its factory tint

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/LTD-BY-FORD-1978 ... dZViewItem

[[Sterling]]

OMFG I CBF readin all that, someone please ask him what he's done to it just to piss him off

[TICKFORD_XR6]

hahaha do it kester
i read for ages and thought i was nearly finished. then had a look at it and i was only 1/8th the way there. **** that!!! wat a douche

[UNEZED]

I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS AS SHORT AS I CAN DUE TO THAT, I AM UNSURE AS TO HOW MUCH TEXT I AM ALOUD TO USE WITH EBAY
I call bullshit the red text hurt my eyes but fuk thats alot to have as a description

[private9]

That loser should've remained a wank stain on his mums face.

[Steady]

[needfordspeed]

2872 words and 8 pages in word, this is longer than any essay I ever wrote in high school, and also longer than most assignments i done at tafe!

[SLY347]

**** my eyes! To much red writing!

[Damo]

yeah I pretty much CBF reading any of that.

[OED666]

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!

[CMYWPN]

im bored, gonna read it!

[[Sterling]]

im bored, gonna read it!

good luck! see you in 6 hours!

[CMYWPN]

just finished, he names every part a car can have!

[LUXO_8]

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!

noooooo, more red text...
you die now...

[Eb Barbie]

Haha shit, you weren't joking about that! Who cbf to read all that! You would have to be REALLY keen in it.

[fordbaby]

pfft screw reading that much. i wonder how many people actually have read the whole description

[CMYWPN]

i was bored!

[Malakai]

[TriymeD]

Does any-one have the guts to ask if its registered?

[Malakai]

...Or what needs to be done to pass a roadworthy?

[Commando]

lol @ seller turning down an offer of $47,500

[Malakai]

Really? He's definitely set on his price isn't he.

[pHaT`eL]

I CBF reading to find out why its worth that much.
Anyone wana take notes and post here?

So far ive gathered its an LTD, its a 351, has FMX auto and a 9" LSD..

[CMYWPN]

basically what the selles states in the ad is everything has been replaced with new!
There, i did it in one line!

[Airved]

I'll buy the car for 50k if he can recite that entire description off the top of his head accurately.

[LOW_XR]

what a f uck witt. all that text all that detail and no engine bay shots. 50,000 for a ltd, fark that

[EdFairmontGhia]

maybe he thinks it is a collectable or something????

[glenneaux]

someone should ask what it runs down the quarter or dyno figure