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Postby John_LS1 » February 14th, 2008, 7:43 pm

The guy sounds like the biggest tosser! I dont know why I read it all... and I refuse to beleive that its factory tint :P

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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby [Sterling] » February 14th, 2008, 7:49 pm

OMFG I CBF readin all that, someone please ask him what he's done to it just to piss him off
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby TICKFORD_XR6 » February 14th, 2008, 7:53 pm

hahaha do it kester
i read for ages and thought i was nearly finished. then had a look at it and i was only 1/8th the way there. **** that!!! wat a douche
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby UNEZED » February 14th, 2008, 7:59 pm

I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS AS SHORT AS I CAN DUE TO THAT, I AM UNSURE AS TO HOW MUCH TEXT I AM ALOUD TO USE WITH EBAY
I call bullshit the red text hurt my eyes but fuk thats alot to have as a description
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby private9 » February 14th, 2008, 9:00 pm

That loser should've remained a wank stain on his mums face.
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Steady » February 14th, 2008, 9:03 pm

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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby needfordspeed » February 14th, 2008, 9:08 pm

2872 words and 8 pages in word, this is longer than any essay I ever wrote in high school, and also longer than most assignments i done at tafe!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby SLY347 » February 14th, 2008, 9:15 pm

**** my eyes! To much red writing!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Damo » February 14th, 2008, 9:20 pm

yeah I pretty much CBF reading any of that.
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby OED666 » February 14th, 2008, 9:34 pm

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby CMYWPN » February 14th, 2008, 9:35 pm

im bored, gonna read it!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby [Sterling] » February 14th, 2008, 9:37 pm

CMYWPN wrote:im bored, gonna read it!

good luck! see you in 6 hours!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby CMYWPN » February 14th, 2008, 9:48 pm

just finished, he names every part a car can have!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby LUXO_8 » February 14th, 2008, 9:57 pm

OED666 wrote:MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!

noooooo, more red text...
you die now... ;)
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Eb Barbie » February 15th, 2008, 7:26 am

Haha shit, you weren't joking about that! Who cbf to read all that! You would have to be REALLY keen in it.
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby fordbaby » February 15th, 2008, 7:34 am

pfft screw reading that much. i wonder how many people actually have read the whole description :lol:
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby CMYWPN » February 15th, 2008, 12:12 pm

i was bored!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Malakai » February 15th, 2008, 12:21 pm

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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby TriymeD » February 15th, 2008, 12:43 pm

Does any-one have the guts to ask if its registered? 8-)
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Malakai » February 15th, 2008, 12:50 pm

...Or what needs to be done to pass a roadworthy? :P
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Commando » February 15th, 2008, 12:59 pm

lol @ seller turning down an offer of $47,500
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Malakai » February 15th, 2008, 2:13 pm

Really? He's definitely set on his price isn't he.
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby pHaT`eL » February 15th, 2008, 6:20 pm

I CBF reading to find out why its worth that much.
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So far ive gathered its an LTD, its a 351, has FMX auto and a 9" LSD..
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby CMYWPN » February 15th, 2008, 6:22 pm

basically what the selles states in the ad is everything has been replaced with new!
There, i did it in one line!
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby Airved » February 15th, 2008, 7:42 pm

I'll buy the car for 50k if he can recite that entire description off the top of his head accurately.
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby LOW_XR » February 16th, 2008, 9:19 pm

what a f uck witt. all that text all that detail and no engine bay shots. 50,000 for a ltd, fark that
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby EdFairmontGhia » February 16th, 2008, 9:29 pm

maybe he thinks it is a collectable or something????
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Re: Longest Ebay description ever!

Postby glenneaux » February 16th, 2008, 10:04 pm

someone should ask what it runs down the quarter or dyno figure
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