Street Fords editors car repossesed???

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:32 pm

Skwat came into my house, disrespected my whole family!

Kaddis · Post by **Kaddis** » July 16th, 2008, 9:32 pm

cranners wrote:You can get a fat burger and fries for $2.95 fagot! No one like the tuna here!

Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed

Post by **Sunboost** » July 16th, 2008, 9:33 pm

You break her heart, I'll break your neck

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:33 pm

Kaddis wrote:
cranners wrote:You can get a fat burger and fries for $2.95 fagot! No one like the tuna here!
Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed

Haha no crust

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:34 pm

Roads closed pizza boy, find another way home!

Kaddis · Post by **Kaddis** » July 16th, 2008, 9:34 pm

Dear Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen.

[Sterling] · Post by **[Sterling]** » July 16th, 2008, 9:34 pm

once your done doing that princes you can wash my car.

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:35 pm

Well look who it is, old kioties are us!.........Mans gota eat!

Post by **needfordspeed** » July 16th, 2008, 9:35 pm

It's all right. I ain't losing. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win, it's all good. Then, me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison.

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:36 pm

If you cant find the right tool in this shed, you dont belong near a car!

Post by **Sunboost** » July 16th, 2008, 9:36 pm

My dad was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:37 pm

I owed you a 10 second car!

Kenaz · Post by **Kenaz** » July 16th, 2008, 9:37 pm

Go fetch your car? We're not on your block anymore, you better watch what you say.

Post by **needfordspeed** » July 16th, 2008, 9:38 pm

Soooo much torque.....the chassis twisted coming off the line....

Steady · Post by **Steady** » July 16th, 2008, 9:38 pm

Skanks! Why dont you girls just pack it up before I leave skid marks on your face.

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:40 pm

Wait, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box!

Post by **Sunboost** » July 16th, 2008, 9:41 pm

Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

Post by **needfordspeed** » July 16th, 2008, 9:41 pm

Yeah? Well i'm not the dumb kunt laying on the floor pissing out blood now am i?

Alesia · Post by **Alesia** » July 16th, 2008, 9:42 pm

he knows i can box

cranners · Post by **cranners** » July 16th, 2008, 9:42 pm

Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

Steady · Post by **Steady** » July 16th, 2008, 9:42 pm

I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.

Kenaz · Post by **Kenaz** » July 16th, 2008, 9:43 pm

Did you wipe the seat?

Post by **Sunboost** » July 16th, 2008, 9:45 pm

Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.

Steady · Post by **Steady** » July 16th, 2008, 9:45 pm

There is nothing more frightening in jail, then a psycho.
You can be a professional crim, you can be a professional bank robber, you can be a professional thief, you can be a professional anything you like...
But the most feared thing in the prison, the most feared thing in the criminal world, is aaaa fuuuucccckkken psycho

[Sterling] · Post by **[Sterling]** » July 16th, 2008, 9:47 pm

NOS....I need NOS...

Post by **needfordspeed** » July 16th, 2008, 9:49 pm

Chopper there's no cash here.....HERE, there's no cash......cash NO

Robbo?

no cash

Alesia · Post by **Alesia** » July 16th, 2008, 9:50 pm

i already schooled you once homeboy , how many lessons you wanna learn

Steady · Post by **Steady** » July 16th, 2008, 9:51 pm

Jimmy and the boys are bringing the car. You help set up the big fellow, it'll make you a star.
They said they had it farmed out, they had it ghosted. But when I walked out the door, they just left me posted.
The gun was for real, it was not a lark. But the twit took him out to the wrong car park.
Silly boys, that's all that Chopper had to say, and poor little Sammy got blown away.

Alesia · Post by **Alesia** » July 16th, 2008, 9:51 pm

do you even know what DK stands for ?
Donkey kong ?

Steady · Post by **Steady** » July 16th, 2008, 9:52 pm

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

Dansedgli · Post by **Dansedgli** » July 16th, 2008, 9:52 pm

Look what you did, your Mum's upset.

Nikk O'lass · Post by **Nikk O'lass** » July 16th, 2008, 10:02 pm

cook you own damn POPCORN!

Bomber · Post by **Bomber** » July 16th, 2008, 10:20 pm

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast,... It jumped up a notch.... It did, didn't it?

Nikk O'lass · Post by **Nikk O'lass** » July 16th, 2008, 10:26 pm

Bomber wrote:Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast,... It jumped up a notch.... It did, didn't it?

well you obviously for got to double clutch like you should, nowonder you didn't keep up

wicksy · Post by **wicksy** » July 16th, 2008, 10:48 pm

lol, boy a whole page and a half on fast and the furious

Post by **Sunboost** » July 16th, 2008, 11:52 pm

Which team are you on?

Team? FOOTTAASCRAY!

ned · Post by **ned** » July 17th, 2008, 2:20 am

LLLLLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDD NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Post by **EFFalcon** » July 17th, 2008, 7:15 am

sticky?

Kaddis · Post by **Kaddis** » July 17th, 2008, 7:28 am

Bomber wrote:Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast,... It jumped up a notch.... It did, didn't it?

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident

LTDHO · Post by **LTDHO** » July 17th, 2008, 7:40 am

needfordspeed wrote:Yeah the CFI GT's came stock with gas from factory, it's the MPI ones that you gotta look for, my mates dad has one and he put a cop chip in it, has a switch that you can flick and it'll go faster.

Yeah my mates dad had a genuine EA GT 3.3 auto Phase 8 with a cop chip, it would redline at 8000rpm and when cops saw him speeding they didn't bother racing.

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning"