Stupid things youve done when drunk.

by **craigosmoddedEF** » July 17th, 2008, 10:39 pm

well as the title reads this thread is for users to tell stories about stupid things weve done when intoxicated. ill start off...

Celebrating queenslands state of origin win last night i picked up this fat, black, old girl.

last weekend i took a foto of my wang on me mates fone lol that would have been a suprise when he was looking thru the fotos the next day.

and one more,. the post 12am text messages to ex missesus that contain the words..... i am so hard......

by **pHaT`eL** » July 17th, 2008, 10:41 pm

Welcome to Boosted. Interesting first post

Stupid thing Ive done when drunk, crashed a car. Luckily no one got hurt! Thats why I dont drink much anymore for those of you playing at home.

by **craigosmoddedEF** » July 17th, 2008, 10:43 pm

please dont close this thread mods, it has potential

by **ED_5spd** » July 17th, 2008, 10:45 pm

pHaT`eL wrote:Welcome to Boosted. Interesting first post

Stupid thing Ive done when drunk, crashed a car. Luckily no one got hurt! Thats why I dont drink much anymore for those of you playing at home.

shit...i never knew that what car was it?

by **wicksy** » July 17th, 2008, 10:45 pm

well where do i start, numerous burnouts and popped tyres, followed off duty cops home pissed, passed out next to main highway then abusing cops, fireworks, fighting with prickle bushes, i could make a whole list,

i had a mate who was stoned who bought a BF phoon in dash, he only bought it becasue the fairys were jumping out at him telling him tp buy it

by **pHaT`eL** » July 17th, 2008, 10:51 pm

ED_5spd wrote:
pHaT`eL wrote:Welcome to Boosted. Interesting first post

Stupid thing Ive done when drunk, crashed a car. Luckily no one got hurt! Thats why I dont drink much anymore for those of you playing at home.

shit...i never knew that what car was it?

A mates Mazda 121, didnt like the pole much, lol!

by **needfordspeed** » July 17th, 2008, 10:56 pm

I drove while drunk, that's always stupid but it was only in back streets to get home. Went to sleep in a playground at hawthorn once an just wanted to stay there the night for some reason

Also punched some kunt (not for no reason, but I would have walked away if I was sober)

Sundeep might have some decent ones for this thread if he wants to share

by **Jake** » July 17th, 2008, 10:59 pm

I broke my nose one night, went to tackle a mate as he was running up the beach... was running towards him from his right... I misjudged where I was gonna be... smashed my face into his head haha blood everywhere :oops:

My mate went to drive me home while drunk, put his car into 3rd when he was ment to put it into reverse, and he built the revs up, let the clutch out and almost hit his garage door, had enough revs built up to reverse up his steep driveway too. The rest of the trip was fine though lol. I think we were lucky cos we were both pretty smashed, probably shouldnt do it again

by **Bomber** » July 17th, 2008, 11:05 pm

hmm Bathurst weekend brings back some memories of others

Daneos was body surfing down the staircase all night

Shaun and a few others were doing VB stunt burnouts past each other.

Some of the guys picked up random letter boxes, signs and grass catchers from some ones lawn mower and im sure the list goes on lol There was much alcohol consumed by all that night im pretty sure i was still pissed monday morning after staying up all sat night then watching the race on sunday. haha

by **pHaT`eL** » July 17th, 2008, 11:11 pm

Bomber wrote:hmm Bathurst weekend brings back some memories of others

Daneos was body surfing down the staircase all night

Shaun and a few others were doing VB stunt burnouts past each other.

Some of the guys picked up random letter boxes, signs and grass catchers from some ones lawn mower and im sure the list goes on lol There was much alcohol consumed by all that night im pretty sure i was still pissed monday morning after staying up all sat night then watching the race on sunday. haha

Haha, oh dear, awesome night though. Think you forgot Daneos doing a partyboy to Joe

by **Bomber** » July 17th, 2008, 11:37 pm

Oh and i forgot Shaun chatting up sezza

http://home.exetel.com.au/bomber/random/07102007007.mp4

by **Sunboost** » July 18th, 2008, 12:11 am

I went to an ethnic night at Lotus on Toorak Road on the weekend. I threw myself off a podium and/or bar stool, attempting to land on another one but face planted hard. I then didn't get up from my 2 second coma and got helped up and then out of the club by 3 bouncers. I then yelled at a guy in the line outside to let me in, even though he had no jurisdiction to do so. I also abused this guys friends and pushed another around. I then proceeded to get highly emo for **** all reason. Then I got put in a car and chundered all over the shop. At some point on the way home we stopped on Maroondah Hwy and I went up the centre median to chunder some more. Some jacks stopped and turned their lights on and asked what was going on. I don't know what I said but pretty sure Rips and Gill did the talking, and got me out of possible arrest.

This is all what I have been told because I can't remember any junk btw....

I woke up at 9am to find a bucket next to my bed and went "oh ****" in my head

I checked my phone, 11ty messages and messy phone calls. One to Dansedgli. I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to him. Wallah bro.

by **slo_sprint** » July 18th, 2008, 12:14 am

Alot,
I couldn't begin to type it out

by **Bipolar** » July 18th, 2008, 12:44 am

Lol Shaun, funny kent!

About the worst thing I've done is driven. Years ago my mates brother-in-law was fuckin around with the Red Heeler out the back while we were watching Bathurst. His hand copped a tooth, and blood was pissing out. Mates gf drove him to the hospital to get stitches. He was there for ages, and no-one else was home, so we decided to check on him. Jumped in the Esky, and putted all the way there with my mate going "Man I don't think this is a good idea". He was making me more paranoid than I already was, so I took all back streets and didn't go over 45. Dodge as. When we got to the hospital we decided we wouldn't be able to find him without looking even a little bit sober, so we just went back home and drank more.

A few hours later, I went for a drive with my mates gf in their Esky. When we went to drive back home, the car wouldn't start. I pushed it down the piping hot carpark several times, burning the fuk out my feet. She rang him and found out the newly installed immobiliser plays up sometimes and to keep unlocking the car 'til it starts. When we got home the soles of my feet had mass blisters on em. I drank more beer to alleviate that problem.

More shit happened that day but it was too long ago and I was too hammered to retain any of it.

Other retarded shit includes passing out on a night club dance floor for at least 10 minutes; spewing in my Colorados; NOT sleeping with a hot redhead; and going with 5 mates (some of us with steel bats) to fight 3 footy teams and their mates at an end of the season party. That got ugly.

by **lowghia** » July 18th, 2008, 12:46 am

Bomber wrote:Oh and i forgot Shaun chatting up sezza

http://home.exetel.com.au/bomber/random/07102007007.mp4

ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

that was piss funny... mobile cameras have changed the world

by **NL_CONCORDE** » July 18th, 2008, 12:47 am

Hmmmm well ive always been sober but being corrupt my drunk mates i picked up at a servo 1 nite wanted me to do a burnout in the vt so i lined it up nice show for the piss heads coming outta the local bar egging me on more till i couldnt see through the smoke then eventually made it out let off a whole heap of fireworks on the bridge over the freeway then went up to industrial estate laid more rubber then went on a bin run spree till the bins had no wheels and sparks are goin everywhere done that through a couple of suburbs made it home on belts
wont be doin that anymore

by **Commando** » July 18th, 2008, 8:12 am

lol @ firing up a thread here that's copy/pasted from a locked thread in AFF, from a month ago

by **oneredED** » July 18th, 2008, 8:22 am

Not me, my younger brother, but still amusing:

Went out, knocked back about 40 pots, got bailed on by his friends, decided to walk home. Realised an extreme urge to take a shit, so pulled down his pants and started taking a dump on the footpath.... passed out mid act. Woke up about 6 hours later, walked home, and in through the front door at about 11:30am.
"Josh, what the **** man, you're home late as! Comin' to the beach?"
"Can't talk. Covered in shit. Going to bed"

by **wolf** » July 18th, 2008, 9:01 am

Commando wrote:lol @ firing up a thread here that's copy/pasted from a locked thread in AFF, from a month ago

I thought he was celebrating qld's win a bit late =)

by **Alesia** » July 18th, 2008, 9:14 am

pHaT`eL wrote:
Bomber wrote:hmm Bathurst weekend brings back some memories of others

Daneos was body surfing down the staircase all night

Shaun and a few others were doing VB stunt burnouts past each other.

Some of the guys picked up random letter boxes, signs and grass catchers from some ones lawn mower and im sure the list goes on lol There was much alcohol consumed by all that night im pretty sure i was still pissed monday morning after staying up all sat night then watching the race on sunday. haha

Haha, oh dear, awesome night though. Think you forgot Daneos doing a partyboy to Joe

and the boys going the servo chasing some poor helpless kid on a bike who probly until this day is still to scared to go out by himself

i remember neked pictures being sent to PI chick and her sending some back too bomb

by **UNEZED** » July 18th, 2008, 9:22 am

lol at shaun crakin onto sezza
shaun ur on boosted

by **Commando** » July 18th, 2008, 9:25 am

Alesia wrote:i remember neked pictures being sent to PI chick and her sending some back too bomb

This sounds interesting

Care to elaborate?

by **t1MMy** » July 18th, 2008, 9:27 am

Hrmm got absolutly kooted on Absenth.... the real stuff from overseas. Had about 8 shots after polishing off 10 jimmy cans. They dont mix well at all. somehow managed to put my head thru a plasterboard wall and throw up inside the cavity. Was sick for 3 days after it.

by **Alesia** » July 18th, 2008, 9:27 am

lol bomber had some weird book at his house with weird photos in it .....i think it was pete and dane had someones phone was msging her adn took a pic of this guys "manlys" and sent it to her(she thought it was that someones) and she sent back boobies ....no one was game to look at teh msg straight away scared of what they would see

by **Commando** » July 18th, 2008, 9:42 am

Bahahahaha!

by **Alesia** » July 18th, 2008, 9:49 am

I think that happened on the sunday too so still intoxicated

A stupid one from me , back in the school days when i was like 15/16 we were at a mates place having a part , his house was on top of a hill with a really really steep driveway , after getting smashed by botched up vodka jelly and stupid competitions we decided to go out to the garage where a couple of my mates had their skateboards .
we ended up sitting on the skateboards racing each other down the driveway getting some pretty crazy speeds , having no control of stopping shot across the the road( a fairly busy road) and came to an end across the road in the reserve.
Im supprised non of us got hit by cars moving at like 60kms and us coming out of no where fair moving sitting on skateboards lol

by **Kyle the ED4LTR** » July 18th, 2008, 10:31 am

lowghia wrote:
Bomber wrote:Oh and i forgot Shaun chatting up sezza

http://home.exetel.com.au/bomber/random/07102007007.mp4

ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

that was piss funny... mobile cameras have changed the world

+1

That was a pissa

Worst thing I have done is with my mates, we got bored so they grabbed shopping trolleys and held them outside the car while i was doing 40km and they just kept setting them loose down the street, i tihnk the idea was to race em i cant remember now.

by **Robertsbrock** » July 18th, 2008, 10:32 am

Got absolutly paraletic at my uncles 40th and got my miss's at the time pregnant , NOW that was a fucking stupid thing to do ..

by **wolf** » July 18th, 2008, 10:37 am

Robertsbrock wrote:Got absolutly paraletic at my uncles 40th and got my miss's at the time pregnant , NOW that was a fucking stupid thing to do ..

not to mention your 21st =)

by **Robertsbrock** » July 18th, 2008, 11:10 am

No 1 got pregnant at my 21st , that night wasn't too bad.. except getting kicked out the pub

by **stav50** » July 18th, 2008, 11:44 am

haha good thread. i got blind after west tigers won the prem back in 06, drank 2 bottles of scotch and was able to get up and go to first day of the final term of yr 12!! that was a hard day, was also hungover for 2 days. dont remember anything after they won except doing pushups for 20 cents and abusing everyone there for no reason.

done some other stupid shit, pissed on someone (unawares. i was sleepwalking)

by **Gozza** » July 18th, 2008, 11:56 am

Back in school i scavenged several bottle of red wine with a mate - I didn't have my license yet but i had my first car with a stereo ready to go - we sat in that pumping tunes in my garage while drinking several bottles -
We then proceeded to double up on his Mountain bike and ride down the middle of the main road - I was wearing a horror beast mask and he was wearing a Balaclava.

He wanted to see his missus at like 3am - We were stumbling around , crashed his bike into their trash bins and woke the whole unit complex up - Dad was pissed off - SO my mate went and had a coma nap in the park while i walked home - I went to sleep but woke up finding myself spewing in the hole of my acoustic guitar -

by **GJTuddy** » July 18th, 2008, 11:59 am

Start an account here and piss half the forum off in under 30mins!

I should get drunk more often! Oh, thing about that, don't care what people think of me, so when drunk, anything goes.

Randoming Fighting - Only thing to do when drunk around here...

by **Dezza** » July 18th, 2008, 12:00 pm

Bomber wrote:Oh and i forgot Shaun chatting up sezza

http://home.exetel.com.au/bomber/random/07102007007.mp4

lmao! He didn't say that it was Dezza by any chance did he? Because I recall Sezza telling me that someone rang up and said it was me! The thing is I sound completely different, and didn't even have her phone number. Everyone on boosted thought we were an item, so you were way off! lol anyway

by **Alesia** » July 18th, 2008, 12:04 pm

Dezza wrote:
Bomber wrote:Oh and i forgot Shaun chatting up sezza

http://home.exetel.com.au/bomber/random/07102007007.mp4
lmao! He didn't say that it was Dezza by any chance did he? Because I recall Sezza telling me that someone rang up and said it was me! The thing is I sound completely different, and didn't even have her phone number. Everyone on boosted thought we were an item, so you were way off! lol anyway

yeah he was being you

Common it rhymes DEZZA AND SEZZA SITTING IN A TREE

by **Commando** » July 18th, 2008, 12:04 pm

Sif you didn't throw the Pezza up her Fezza

by **Alesia** » July 18th, 2008, 12:06 pm

DAV you took that way to far lol

by **Bomber** » July 18th, 2008, 12:08 pm

ewww thats soo wrong dave!!!!

by **Dezza** » July 18th, 2008, 12:46 pm

Commando wrote:Sif you didn't throw the Pezza up her Fezza

lmao... but ah, no

by **G3R3N** » July 18th, 2008, 4:22 pm

So many drunken mistakes, plenty of sober ones too
I told two aboriginal girls to stop sniffing petrol when they asked me to dance. Got a full-scale slap for that one. Goddamit Cheers is crap.
Did a 180 in the wet the other night coming home from the Toorak Lion :s
Standing on a brick fence in the rain, jumped off, feet threw out in front of me and I landed on my tailbone real bad. Wasnt comfortable after that for a good 3 days.
Also, threw eggs at my exs window a few months back and broke her window. Calls from police FTL
Argh, there's too many of them

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