Stupid things youve done when drunk.

by **Tiga_EL** » July 18th, 2008, 4:52 pm

Commando wrote:Sif you didn't throw the Pezza up her Fezza

ROFPMSL.... ahh chit... funniest kunt everr davo

by **G3R3N** » July 18th, 2008, 9:46 pm

t1MMy wrote:Absenth.... Had about 8 shots

No

by **Nikk O'lass** » July 18th, 2008, 10:00 pm

-Fell asleep at the pub, on the dunny.
-crapped on about whatever, lots of times.
-Whilst stoned and drunk i thought that the cactus in my leg was a monster eating me.
-collecting fire wood, got a really long branch ran with it, dug it into the ground and vaulted my person through the air.
-fell asleep in many places often awoken buy thinking spiders are consuming me
-trying to race lamas
-setting fire to stuff

thats what i can remeber...

by **Nikk O'lass** » July 18th, 2008, 10:01 pm

gerendasi wrote:
t1MMy wrote:Absenth.... Had about 8 shots

No

absinthe, awsome, im going to have some now.

by **Commando** » July 18th, 2008, 10:08 pm

-Whilst stoned and drunk i thought that the cactus in my leg was a monster eating me.

Damn, I hate it when I mistaken the cactus in my leg for a monster

by **G3R3N** » July 18th, 2008, 10:09 pm

I had 3 shots last year and passed out 20 mins later :shock:

Tried my hardest not to

by **Commando** » July 18th, 2008, 10:12 pm

You sound like my kind of date!

My shout?

by **Nikk O'lass** » July 18th, 2008, 10:18 pm

Commando wrote:
-Whilst stoned and drunk i thought that the cactus in my leg was a monster eating me.

Damn, I hate it when I mistaken the cactus in my leg for a monster

well i did have a distorted view of whats real.

by **speed.freak** » July 18th, 2008, 10:28 pm

So many things, half of which i cant remember. One story is of when i was at some random party in Boisdale and was shit tossed drunk and for some reason (and some how) i got hold of some metho and bandages and decided to drench the bandaged in metho and then started to jump over a fire repeatedly, with the drenched bandages attached to my leg, eventually the bandage caught on fire taking off half my leg hairs. After that i went and passed out in a bath tub and woke up in the morning. Good party

by **G3R3N** » July 18th, 2008, 11:42 pm

Commando wrote:You sound like my kind of date!

My shout?

You sound like the father of gheity

by **needfordspeed** » July 18th, 2008, 11:52 pm

Robertsbrock wrote:Got absolutly paraletic at my uncles 40th and got my miss's at the time pregnant , NOW that was a fucking stupid thing to do ..

Fark! that one takes the cake for sure lol

by **mike1989** » July 19th, 2008, 2:50 am

At my 18th,

I wasn't too stupid but 10 beers + pot sized shot of vodka + reverse/suicide jager bomb fucked me pretty hard.

Mate got in his just purchased (as in that day) 2000 or newer model Commodore drunk and got as far as the corner before he put it into a fence.

Other mate *cough* teaaron *cough* Passed out in about 4 different places in the space of an hour or so.

And some chick burnt her leg on the fire.

But at least I didn't get anyone pregnant :mrgreen:

.

by **Commando** » July 19th, 2008, 7:22 am

gerendasi wrote:
Commando wrote:You sound like my kind of date!

My shout?

You sound like the father of gheity

"Female or Similar" is my motto

by **mike1989** » July 19th, 2008, 1:31 pm

Commando wrote:"Female or Similar" is my motto

Ahh yes that one goes hand in hand with "any holes a goal"

by **Jake** » July 19th, 2008, 1:56 pm

Last night me and my mates rolled a water tank about 3 meters wide, 3 meters high off a massive cliff into the water

, spent like an hour or 2 trying to get it over a fence right next to the cliff... lol

EDIT: the tank was in the middle of the bush, we didn't steal it

by **t1MMy** » July 19th, 2008, 2:00 pm

gerendasi wrote:I had 3 shots last year and passed out 20 mins later
Tried my hardest not to

Weak as piss.YES 8 shots. Hence why I was gone for the next 3 days.

by **G3R3N** » July 19th, 2008, 2:13 pm

t1MMy wrote:Weak as piss.YES 8 shots.

Mate, you must have been given Kool-aid

by **EDFalcon** » July 19th, 2008, 2:19 pm

Why because he can drink more than you?? Wouldnt suprise me if he did if he was out for 3 days.

by **wolf** » July 19th, 2008, 2:20 pm

absinthe + coke = awesomeness =)

by **t1MMy** » July 19th, 2008, 4:23 pm

I had just downed 10 cans of jimmy so i was already blind, then my cockhead mates lined 8 shots of the absenth up and i skulled them all. Definatly asbensth....taste like shit and ive still got the bottle to prove it.

by **Frost** » July 19th, 2008, 5:37 pm

I hooked up with a 37 yr old mum on the piss once, on my 20th birthday, fucking embarssing as waking up the next morning to her kids jumping on the bed, I sware she was only 24-25 max

by **Jim Beam** » July 19th, 2008, 5:42 pm

Had my nuts grabbed by pretty much every guy I've gotten drunk with, exposed myself to old people on a train, tried to break into a school but was foiled by the safety glass and our lack of a bat, stolen letterboxes, vomited on a bus causing another person to vomit as well, vomited in a guys hat, told countless people I love them and dry humped a tree.

Thats pretty much all i can remember and most of that I've been told afterwards.

by **Adumb** » July 19th, 2008, 5:43 pm

Frost wrote:I hooked up with a 37 yr old mum on the piss once, on my 20th birthday, fucking embarssing as waking up the next morning to her kids jumping on the bed, I sware she was only 24-25 max

Bahahaha! I think this takes the cake :lol:

was she hot tho?

by **Commando** » July 19th, 2008, 6:13 pm

Had my nuts grabbed by pretty much every guy I've gotten drunk with

Dude, find different people to drink with, or look *very* carefully at what kind of bar you're entering...

by **needfordspeed** » July 19th, 2008, 6:50 pm

Frost wrote:I hooked up with a 37 yr old mum on the piss once, on my 20th birthday, fucking embarssing as waking up the next morning to her kids jumping on the bed, I sware she was only 24-25 max

I don't see what's so stupid about that

...i'm guessing she was an uggo that's why it was a mistake lol

by **Nikk O'lass** » July 19th, 2008, 8:02 pm

wolf wrote:absinthe + coke = awesomeness =)

Icy cold water + Suger + Absinthe = win

8-)

by **Sunboost** » July 19th, 2008, 8:27 pm

I'm downing some double blacsk now.

I think the stupidest things i've done when drunk is come on this forum . There's so much better shit to do.

i'm going to 7 fukn laterz ****,.

i hope i can make the 11ty stations before flinders street without needing to take a piss

it's a fair ask but

overdrive ftw.

bob sinclar is a dumb ****.

peace out a town,.

by **Dansedgli** » July 19th, 2008, 8:31 pm

Maybe try making it to the club without ringing 11ty **** wanting to speak to their GF's this time ey bro?

by **Bomber** » July 19th, 2008, 9:18 pm

haha nice style Sunny

by **speed.freak** » July 19th, 2008, 11:20 pm

How many of you have lost your eyebrows?

by **Nikk O'lass** » July 20th, 2008, 3:16 am

well i just came home from the pub, no women, so thats stupid enough... and then i wanted a pizza, but instead got a pizza + mars bar + vanilla coke.

fukk. Im a stupid ass

by **G3R3N** » July 20th, 2008, 11:34 am

speed.freak wrote:How many of you have lost your eyebrows?

I haven't lost mine but I set a chick's hair alight twice. Took a tinge of her eyebrow too. It's what she gets for having her hair in my face while i hold a lighter in my hand drunken styylez lol
Plus you should never pass out right in front of your mates while they're drinking n smoking cause you'll lose both your eyebrows and not notice for a day and a half lulz

by **nothin suss** » July 20th, 2008, 8:53 pm

'The ring of fire' is probably something i regret recently.

Camping activity: A metre of toilet paper clenched in between butt cheeks. Light paper and run to nearest river/lake.
Note, this works better if ACTUALLY camping near water. Bit of a laugh anyways for all involved.

by **Nikk O'lass** » July 22nd, 2008, 10:39 pm

nothin suss wrote:'The ring of fire' is probably something i regret recently.

Camping activity: A metre of toilet paper clenched in between butt cheeks. Light paper and run to nearest river/lake.
Note, this works better if ACTUALLY camping near water. Bit of a laugh anyways for all involved.

nothin suss...

by **BLCKED** » July 22nd, 2008, 10:56 pm

broke 1 tooth and chipped 3 more trying to remove a pop top beer that i thought was a twist top

stupid thing is i tried it once wich hurt, and im like na i can do it and did it again and relised i broke something and some pices of teeth dropped into my hand.

i dont drink beer and it was for a chick i was showing off to so i had no idea it needed a bottle opener thingo.

i do smirnoffs/jacks all the time (there twist tops so come off easilly with teeth)

by **nothin suss** » July 23rd, 2008, 9:24 am

Nikk O'lass wrote:
nothin suss wrote:'The ring of fire' is probably something i regret recently.
Camping activity: A metre of toilet paper clenched in between butt cheeks. Light paper and run to nearest river/lake.
Note, this works better if ACTUALLY camping near water. Bit of a laugh anyways for all involved.

nothin suss...

What?? No-one else has done this??

by **mad_keen** » September 24th, 2009, 1:22 pm

wen my brother turned 21 had a big party. i dont rememebr from lunchtime on saturday. woke up sunday at about 7pm in my bed with spew next to my face lol. our 1st drinks on saturday were through the funnel and most of the night. apparetnly on sunday morning at about 9 i did 4 litres of goon in the funnell all at once.

my cousin was in bedd after a big night and felt like spewing so he jumped out of bed and jumped out the window to spew but sumhow ended up spewing back inside the house lol. he also tried to spew through a screen door lol.

by **Gozza** » September 24th, 2009, 2:16 pm

probably shouldn't post this one but meh.. Not really stupid rather than a bit funny. Got really drunk one night and thought it would be good to go out the back of my house and have sex in the bushes. At the same time certain forums members and partners were passed out in the front of my yard looking like retarded garden gnomes. Anywho i was on my knees in "specific" postion thinking **** my knees are sore. Thought nothing of it as i was barely conscious. Woke up the next day with a killer rash and welts on my knees and shins, went out to see wtf i was rooting on and it turned out to be a nasty ass thistle patch

by **Commando** » September 24th, 2009, 2:37 pm

^^^ I misread that first time around, and thought you meant it was just yourself and a thistle patch! (PTSTLE patch?)

by **Gozza** » September 24th, 2009, 2:43 pm

i don't spank the monkey in my own bushes Dave...

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