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Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby LTDHO » December 9th, 2008, 10:21 am

Ummm, not sure what to say.

Funny with a sad result.

Link -> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=684060
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby OED666 » December 9th, 2008, 10:37 am

umm... what do you say to that...

i do have something funny to say on a similar story i haven been told by another forum member.. i am sure they know who they are... haha
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby edfairmont4.0 » December 9th, 2008, 10:58 am

wtf
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby OED666 » December 9th, 2008, 11:27 am

i knew it would get a strange reaction.. nothing sus.. it was between a guy and a chick...
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Gozza » December 9th, 2008, 11:33 am

I told your mum to keep that a secret
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby AaronEF8 » December 9th, 2008, 11:46 am

What a wanker...
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Dansedgli » December 9th, 2008, 12:09 pm

Another life just tossed away on the roads.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Commando » December 9th, 2008, 12:14 pm

sad result.


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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby serial_fool » December 9th, 2008, 12:15 pm

What is the world cumming to?

Seriously though, bad luck for the Dad and the Son. The guy will have 8 years to get pleasure in prison though.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Gozza » December 9th, 2008, 12:18 pm

seems the driver didn't have a grip on reality...or maybe he couldn't handle the situation. Police are right tho.. The guy should be barred up in prison
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby edfairmont4.0 » December 9th, 2008, 12:35 pm

no pun in this thread!
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Gunns » December 9th, 2008, 12:58 pm

His hand must have slipped off the gear knob, or bent a rod.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Gozza » December 9th, 2008, 1:00 pm

Gunns wrote: or bent a rod.



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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby t1MMy » December 9th, 2008, 1:44 pm

Dicks like that shouldn't be on the road...
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby big-fella » December 9th, 2008, 4:02 pm

Thats sad.. but fuk some of those puns are funny from you lads
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby old_mate » December 9th, 2008, 7:45 pm

he should have pulled off....wait, he was.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby t1MMy » December 9th, 2008, 7:47 pm

Bet he didn't see that cumming...I mean coming.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby [Sterling] » December 9th, 2008, 9:17 pm

what a cock up he made.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Rollin » December 9th, 2008, 11:48 pm

8 years jail for killing two people??????? Are you fucking kidding me? I hope that asshole gets everything he deserves from bubba and co in jail.
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby tapper21 » December 13th, 2008, 7:07 am

without wanting to use another pun but without any choice....WHAT A FUCKING WANKER, with his ethnicity he will be treated like he deserves in prison, it will be the most horrible 8 years imaginable, still doesn't change that he killed 2 people and should be going away for life, the worst thing imo is that he is only disquailfied from driving for 15. Having a license is a priviledge not a right, if you **** up like that you should never be permitted to own or drive a car EVER again
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby EdFairmontGhia » December 13th, 2008, 3:37 pm

wonder if it was the happy ending that caused the final distraction???
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Re: Masturbating man caused fatal crash

Postby Rollin » December 13th, 2008, 4:16 pm

I met a dude who was disqualified from driving for 20 years, purely because he kept getting caught driving without a licence.

20 years driving with no licence.....15 for killing people....go figure.
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