by Gunns » September 14th, 2007, 1:32 pm
Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats a plastic plates the fact you made it another trip around the sun. And the whole clan gathers around, and gift and laughs do abound and we let out a cheerful sound and sing that stupid song.
Happy birthday, now you are one year older, Happy birthday your life still isn’t over, Happy birthday you did not accomplish much, but you didn’t die this year I guess that’s good enough.
So lets drink to your fading heath and let hope you don’t remind yourself the chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year. Does it feel like your doing laps, eating food and taking naps and hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer.
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters, Happy Birthday, you are starting to get fatter, Happy birthday its down hill from now on, So try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free, then you could live like Walt Disney, and live for all eternity inside a block of ice. But instead your time is set this is the only life you get, and although it has not ended yet sometimes you wish it might.
Happy Birthday you wish you had more money, Happy Birthday your life’s so sad its funny, Happy Birthday how much more can you take, but your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake!
you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine that you shoplifted!
