Amusing online chat convos

[Bomber]

http://qdb.us/top


That is all.......

[Gozza]

some good shit in there haha

cheers

[ed40]

haha some of those are funny!

[Eb Barbie]

Chick punches guy, then he wants to marry her...what the!? Lol Hmmm.... jk!

[ned]

hahaha some pearlers in there!

[-jjM-]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> ****
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> ****
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> ****

[Commando]

pornblocker says no

[Gunns]

<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC

[Damo]

good old http://www.bash.org sooooo 2003.

[Steady]

good old http://www.bash.org sooooo 2003.

Word.

Plus you just copied this post off xcabbi from FM, thats a new low bomber

[Damo]

haha copying threads off FM FTL! Although I'm guilty.

[Bomber]

good old http://www.bash.org sooooo 2003.

Word.

Plus you just copied this post off xcabbi from FM, thats a new low bomber

PFFT i was sharing the love Steady!!!!!

[Sick EB]

this one does it for me:

<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
<BoZmAn20> wait
<BoZmAn20> Shit.

what a pisser. hahahahahhahaha. LMFAO

[XR8TickfordBoy]

Way too much to read!!!!!

[glenneaux]

good old http://www.bash.org sooooo 2003.

Word.

Plus you just copied this post off xcabbi from FM, thats a new low bomber

I concur. And new lows is what bomber's all about.

[Commando]

lol @ the worst 50, they're pretty much all racist

[glenneaux]

lol @ the worst 50, they're pretty much all racist

yeah im pretty sure theres quotes in there that mention the worst 50 being the top 50..

[Damo]

I know I submitted some chats back in the day, I think most of them involved Selekta and some kind of dirty innuendo. I don't think they ever made it on there though.

[SIKORA]

<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?

har har har

[spope]

That site is absolute gold! I got in trouble at work for laughing so much.

This one is my favourite though:

<studdud> what the **** is wtf?

[LUXO_8]

(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
&#8212;&#8250; mode: (Wanda) sets (+b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans





MWAHAHA...harsh but funny as...

[Damo]

once again welcome to 2003. Nothing on bash.org is funny anymore compared to what's on the internet these days.

Plus half the convo's on there are staged, just to make it on bash.

[Damo]

it's like telling someone to press ctrl alt delete, or alt f4.

*sigh*

[SgtBourne]

or telling someone to hit f10 in CS: S

anyway my favourite net quote was someone saying
"MY penis is so big that it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"..."
"... shit"

[Eb Barbie]

or telling someone to hit f10 in CS: S

anyway my favourite net quote was someone saying
"MY penis is so big that it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"..."
"... shit"

After looking at my keyboard to find the A and Z, I rofl. Thats a pisser!