while i was paying for my stuff i looked out the window of the shop at my car and noticed two old bloke leaning against it on the boot.
so i went out there and said "excuse me guys but i dont really appriciate people leaning on my car. id be pissed off if it was scratched!."
one of them said "yep no worries, sorry mate".
the other old guy says "oh really. is that right. i'll just stand over here then coz this is my car. see! its my car. im leaning on it. see that. but its mine."
so i just said "do what u want. its your car. just dont lean on mine."
he jumped in his car saying "hope my door doesnt hit your car. coz its your car!"
by this stage i was about to loose my sh!t!! so i told him to fu.ck off and get out of here!
and he give me the lecture about ME being a smart ass and that i shouldnt swear.

just curious as to other people views on people leaning on your car? and if anyone got the smart ass response i got from these two olds guys. i got in my car so fu.ckin mad that they were too old to hit square in the mouth!
leaning on poeples cars with car keys. rings etc in your hands pisses me right off!
ok thats my rant. cheers