Bipolar wrote:+1 for LOLing at Sunny's post
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1347&p=24134Commando wrote:A mate of mine passed out in the shower once. He ended up lying on top of the plughole AND decided to poop while lying in a fetal position. Messy!
I hate it when I've had a skinful of cask wine & bbq meat the night before, I'm feeling a bit seedy, I get into the shower and drop my guts while it's all steamy (the shower, not gut droppage - usually). Showers seem to amplify arse rankness towards permanent brain damage levels. This can have unexpected entertainment though if your girlfriend is in the shower at the same time.Commando wrote:Homad I heart you![]()
Hmm, other shower annoyances... I'll move on to ballsauce:
1. Water luffs separating liquid from solid. God help you if you get a tiny portion in your leg hair.
2. Discovering strands of your gf's long hair in the plughole... With your DNA clinging to it for dear life
Farkin LOL!!