Stupid things youve done when drunk.

[Commando]

I didn't mean spanking the monkey, I meant sweet sweet lovin' with an imaginary partner who later turned out to be a thistle.

[Gozza]

oh....well no...i do have a partner. a Wife actually

[ELDanny]

i was in the backseat of a mates car on the way home from a party and half fell out the door and foot got ran over while we were moving. Bare foot under car wheel+bitumen = 6 operations inc. skin grafts etc.

View at own risk, apparently some gross shit

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[TUFED6]

Fk me thats nasty. When it was wet we used to wind the windows down and hang off the C-panel and skate down the road. Looking at your foot that could have ended horribly.

[Commando]

oh....well no...i do have a partner. a Wife actually

And she's fair mint!

[Gozza]

haha your spactard

[TROMPD]

lol some funny reads in here
first night out drinkin a few years ago when i was 15 met up with my bros mates at relay for life in shepp one of which lived in bendigo an married.
he was meant to be home by 6pm the night before an it was 5.40am an we could see the sun coming so all of a sudden he sparked up an said wtf are we doing standing here. if we run this way (pointing to the opposite way the sun comes up) it will never be morning and i wont get in as much trouble. we followed for some stupid reason when me an the bloke i was with didnt even really kno him.
We ran for about 12 ks or so an actually did a u-turn somewhere and non of us realised an we ended up back where we started. to which point one mate passed out pissing and spewing at the same time. another we lost somewhere in the bush and the bloke who was late home we saw driving by in a taxi as we were getting back to where we started.
It was now 9 am and we had a full bottle of jack left so we drank it while walking home. which was actually the wrong direction and i passed out in the park across from the cop shop.
lets just say my parents werent the happiest to see me gettin pushed through the door by 2 cops an then promptly spewing all over myself while lying on their bedroom floor.
good night though..

[travs ea-xr6]

that foot/heel looks wackt

[[Sterling]]

went to cruise, got fkn smashed threw up every chance i got lol.
some people might remember that.

i often get smashed and call some members in queensland for lol's

[67rce]

Merkel!? Glad you don't have my number Kester

[Bipolar]

Yeah, that must be great.

[Eb Barbie]

ELDanny: Thanks for totally grosing me out!! Bet you regretted that one Ouch!

Compared to some of those stories, mine are all quite harmless

[FOR.0EL]

ELDanny - .. got any pics of your foot now? that shit looks so fkn painful

[[Sterling]]

Merkel!? Glad you don't have my number Kester

you know you wanna give me your number though haha

Todd you love me calling you, and always wanting to talk to rollin

its that MERKEL KUUNTT

[Sunboost]

I took the img tags outta that foot dude's posts. It's not for everyone I reckon, so click the links at ur own risk.

Gross shit like that reminds me of a movie that some of you may have seen involving a lebo kid diving off a pier face first in to concrete from 40 feet. Needless to say, there wasn't much of a face left afterwards.

[ELDanny]

haha that was the nickname i got around shep, i was "the foot dude"
and sorry, i didnt even think about that, shoulda put a warning in hey

and i just took a pic of it now, so again, click at own risk
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/526/sn851219.jpg


also, sorry eb barbie

[67rce]

Merkel!? Glad you don't have my number Kester

you know you wanna give me your number though haha

Todd you love me calling you, and always wanting to talk to rollin

its that MERKEL KUUNTT

If you look through the post's I've made in the past week you'll find it

[jarryddelany]

stolen a golf cart and dumped it in a lake.

[[Sterling]]

stolen a golf cart and dumped it in a lake.

thats not dumb...
THATS FUKEN AWESOME

[bentls]

04x41x504x

[EDFalcon]

ELDanny: Old foot pics no longer working New pic you put up looks impressive though.

We almost need an injury thread from some of the pics that have gone up recently!

[ELDanny]

fixed, plus added another pic

[bigdell]

the stupidest thing that iv done is playing cricket in the street with a pool ball and a piece of some ones fence. i was bowling and my mate was batting and he played the best late cut shot ever. just as a cop came round the corner. there had been some reports of bad behavior in the street. it went straight into the radiator.
then he ran and they chased him and not the other 10 people in the street.

[vegabass]

Getting uber pissed with mates when we were about 15 and decided walking sux and we cant drive so we took my boat rowing but it turned into an olympic championship and we snapped the oars.

It wasnt the first time I had dramas in my boat whilst drunk. eg 6 people in a 9ft boat and sunk it like a submarine!

[FordFairmont]

swimming at a beach 50m offshore at around 1am off me head

i wouldve made nice shark bait lol

[Wagone]

Wasnt drunk but still stupid, being a 18yr old smart ass at top of mt hotham thinking no one was around drove sideways from one end of the village to the other with mates in the car then flicked it around at the top and drove straight back down to a copper who was watching it all, he greeted me with a wreckless driving offence and fine, that was before hoon laws were in place though so prob be the last time be trying something like that.
must admid tho it was good fun driving at what seemed to be full control going that slow... but yet so sideways!