Trick or Treat

[Damo]

I hate kids! They don't even dress up, all they want is lollies. I should give them some Celery from the garden.

[Gozza]

give them ecstasy - or rat bait

[Damo]

give them ecstasy - or rat bait

I don't have any ecstasy lol. Rat bait though.

[XR8TickfordBoy]

How gay is Halloween, were Australian, not American, just an excuse so kids can go out and scab some free lollies for no reason!
Just fill a KoolMints bag with mothballs, that'll teach em for being Americanised!

[OED666]

oh you crack me up goz... only you can get away with it!!!

[Gozza]

well see after tomorrow if i get away with it

[SLY347]

bloody kids....

[Adumb]

Yeah they are shitting me with their banging on the door. I just shut the curtains. No one home!

Now i think about it, they are pretty game to be doing it in melton

[EL XR8]

Hahaha, yeah... even i don't want to walk through Melton in broad daylight! haha
At least around here, the few kids that have come around, have all been dressed up. So i dont mind giving some lollies. I didnt pay for them! haha

[private9]

Didn't even get one knock tonight.

[Eb Barbie]

I should give them some Celery from the garden.

One year someone gave my lil brother n his friends a pretty brown banana lol This year the random thing he got was fruit n nuts. Haha

[-jjM-]

when i did it, we were chased by an old man with a cross, yelling "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"

[EFFalcon]

Kristy was loving have Gates last night, they couldn't even get TO the door.

[Commando]

the Kenster is strong in you Jay-Dub

[spope]

There were heaps of kids around near my place last night, only had one come to the door though. Little fat guy.
I was really tempted to go all psycho on him - "i'll give you lollies if you show me your nipples" - but I thought I'd rather spend the night at home than in jail.

[Bipolar]

Lights off, wearing all black, balaclava, holding a large knife/cleaver. Open the door slowly and run to another room for 15 seconds. Have someone lying on the floor in the background. Then run out of that room screaming, jump over the person on the floor and run straight at them with the knife.

People seem to forget the Trick part of Trick or Treat.

[nommic]

Saw some kids walking up the driveway last night all dressed up. So I turned back to the Xbox and cranked up the volume (was driving my Enzo with a Tubi exhaust... sounds great )

[someLS1]

If they are kids actual kids dressed up i dont mind they go to the effort ill give em my parents candy i dont eat sweet shit and i dont pay for it wat i hate is the 15yo bunch of tossers too old!!! who walk the streets in groups of 10 and not even dressed up... makes me wanna drive out and throw my stockies at em

[EL XR8]

You wouldn't throw your stockies at 'em Max, you need them for respect for your VZ...