Random awesomeness that makes you LOL

[Bipolar]

The 'Very annoying things' thread is full of random bad shit, so I thought I'd start one of the opposite.

Yesterday morning Rollin was cutting my auto brake pedal (after doing the manual conversion last weekend) and then we drove to Ford's main spare parts distrubution centre to get the rubber. We got there at 11:35, they close at 11:30 now. BBQ?! Anyhoo, after that we went for a drive. After I left Rollin's place I went to my GF's work. I climb out of the EL and there's a brake pedal rubber, just sitting on the ground.

[LUXO_8]

haha nice!...

made a random decision to wash my car this one day at the carwash... open the door and theres a 50 buck note just there.........score

[Rollin]

When the shtknts bent crap out of my number plate last night, it didn't crack the garnish, and my number plate surround is still good

Softknts.

[nommic]

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyMDt8Uzqk

Towards the end I say "eat ya heart out VP"... my gf has a VP exec

[Commando]

Last night at dinner (at a conference), the buxom woman sitting across from me was struggling with her chopsticks. The garlic prawn landed in her E-cups, I think everyone fapped a little...

[TUFED6]

Last night at dinner (at a conference), the buxom woman sitting across from me was struggling with her chopsticks. The garlic prawn landed in her E-cups, I think everyone fapped a little...

I assume you offered to get it out?

[XRated]

I assume you offered to get it out?

Dave doesn't offer. He does.

[Commando]

Get what out? The miniCommando? Or you mean me being a genitalman and plucking the offending garlic prawn? Considering there were a dozen males surrounding her, I'm surprised there wasn't a yum-cha bukkake manvalanche...

[Damo]

pics ?

[Commando]

of miniCommando? Ask your mum

[Eb Barbie]

Last night at dinner (at a conference), the buxom woman sitting across from me was struggling with her chopsticks. The garlic prawn landed in her E-cups, I think everyone fapped a little...

How do you know they were E cups

[Commando]

Commando knows.

[Gozza]

When my mates Dad passed away he was given a photo box with pictures on the outisde - they were of him and his father when he was young - One of them is with his Dad kneeling down to my mates level - one day looking at it my mate suddenly realised his old man wasn't wearing undies and one of his nuts was hanging out LOL

[Bipolar]

Commando knows.

A fellow enthusiast

[Gunns]

:lol:

Commando knows.

A fellow enthusiast

I think we are all member of the appreciation group.

[Commando]

The first thing I did when I came back from melbourne was cup my GF ("i've missed you both!") Yep, I'm an enthusiast

[Rollin]

LOL!

[Schmee]

Best advice ever I gave was to this young bloke at a knock shop one night we were pissed as, bout 6 of us there doin some window shopping this guy walks in looks shit scared I walk over put my arm around his shoulders and say loud enough for everyone to hear...." Only thing you have to remember son is it's the second hole from the back of the neck...cant go wrong" The receptionist nearly pissed herself she laughed so hard she couldnt talk, the kid ran out the door like a shot we all got a good laugh from that even the girls that were nearby thought it was classic

[CMYWPN]

what you guys think of this....

[Ef_frmnt]

its a pole. surrounded by cones. am i being retarded an missing the point.

[CMYWPN]

its a pole. surrounded by cones. am i being retarded an missing the point.

thats what i thought when i drove past, then i stopped and reversed, look closer.

[XRated]

Haha hate to be the kent in the Red Wog Chariot!

[Commando]

Gotta love how safety has been considered there!

[Bipolar]

The first thing I did when I came back from melbourne was cup my GF ("i've missed you both!") Yep, I'm an enthusiast

Nice.

One of my favourites is, "Say hi to the twins". Much better than "Welcome home".

[Commando]

The first thing I did when I came back from melbourne was cup my GF ("i've missed you both!") Yep, I'm an enthusiast

Nice.

One of my favourites is, "Say hi to the twins". Much better than "Welcome home".

I said that to a mate's milf once. I meant it on so many levels, because he has 2 18yo sisters.

[Bipolar]

PICS???

[Nikk O'lass]

going to the bottle shop and finding $10 on the ground, then seeing 4pk os So Co for $10. Sweet.

[G3R3N]

Saw this on the cubicle door at street party
Random awesomeness that actually made me lmao! vv

[Damo]

ROFL

[Bipolar]

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!

[Commando]

My sister sent me an email this morning about a $10,000 raffle where the top prizes were shopping vouchers and jewellry from the Chadstone shopping centre.

I replied that I wasn't interested in that girly shit, and she emailed back:

sorry, just checked because dad said he wanted one and they're all gone - like hotcakes! (clearly ppl love chaddie, holidays and pearl necklaces!!!!) jules xoxo

Anyone here from Chadstone, AKA Chodestain? If so, you're a faggot.

[Eb Barbie]

Does that mean I'm a faggot if I have shopped there before? Lol

[Damo]

Does that mean I'm a faggot if I have shopped there before? Lol

Yeah.

[Commando]

Does that mean I'm a faggot if I have shopped there before? Lol

You cheating on Petey by obtaining pearl necklaces elsewhere?










Pics?