Stupid Animals

by **BI6TIM** » November 5th, 2007, 5:28 pm

Most QLDers that have been to my house will know my cat, Edward. So named after Steddy Eddy because the cat is a spastic.
Although he's a little retarted he's my little mate, like my first child and he acts like it too. Anyway he sleeps in some of the wierdest possitions and has to lay on my stuff any chance he gets.

On my bag.

Having a sleep on the couch today.

Got photo's of your own animals being stupid, post 'em.

by **Gozza** » November 5th, 2007, 5:46 pm

should have a few pics of Nat laying round somwhere

by **-jjM-** » November 5th, 2007, 5:52 pm

all my cats do is sleep too, very little entertainment from them, they take up the bed, its like im married

thats a big cat (i wont say pussy cause thats just lame....i mean god)

by **Malakai** » November 5th, 2007, 6:51 pm

Your awesome!

by **XRated** » November 5th, 2007, 6:53 pm

What a mad dog! Uhh cat! One of my three (farkin') cats looks exactly the same and sleeps in strange positions too - upside down, twisted, pushed against the wall... Weird ma' fucker. The smallest one punches up the other two older female cats. He gets this evil look and slowly sneaks up to them and just starts whacking them and shit. Cracks me up every time.

PS: When I get my own place I'm not having cats. Dirty lazy kents, and they drop hair and shit.

by **Rollin** » November 5th, 2007, 8:32 pm

goz-iller the new wrote:should have a few pics of Nat laying round somwhere

LOL!

My parents cat is a retard as well...must be a cat thing. Its a Burman (or something) and it has a negative IQ. Something you wouldn't think is possible, right up until you meet this cat.

You know how cats lie down on their stomaches in a particular place so they can watch what's going on? This car lies down facing the fridge. From a range of about 5cm. For hours, just staring right at the fridge door. bbq.

My sister used to have a Great Dane cross Bull Mastif, and the thing was like a small horse - I could brace my hand on it's collar bone with my arm straight while I was sitting down and it could still lick my face. Anyway, we had pavers at the back of our house and a quite decent back yard. If you got the thing excited enough it would belt round the yard at warp 9, tearing up grass with its claws (like a doggie 4 wheel drift

) and up onto the pavers.

Of course, the friction co-efficient of pavers < grass when you are a dog so the thing would understeer like an ET pulsar for a good 3 metres then crash headlong into the French doors with the force of a small truck. I lol'd every time, but was always worried the dog would break something...like the house!

by **Damo** » November 5th, 2007, 9:00 pm

Dumb and Dumber asleep on the spare bed. The cat looks normal for once.

by **XRated** » November 5th, 2007, 9:07 pm

Rollin wrote:Of course, the friction co-efficient of pavers < grass when you are a dog so the thing would understeer like an ET pulsar for a good 3 metres then crash headlong into the French doors with the force of a small truck.

Brilliant.

My last dog used to belt around the house chasing the cats and end up skittling into the side of the fridge because of the kitchen tiles. He'd get owned every time but he had no sense or feeling and would just get back on it tearing around the house like an amateur Takumi-wanna-be driving an S13 +2bar on bald slicks. Miss the little bastard.

by **Commando** » November 6th, 2007, 7:10 am

BI6TIM wrote:On my bag.

Im on ur bag, chekkin for bombz

Having a sleep on the couch today.

Im on ur couch, lookin for othar pussy hair lolz

Still on ur couch, found ur mumz

by **BI6TIM** » November 6th, 2007, 7:19 am

Far more likely to find your mum's on there.

by **Malakai** » November 6th, 2007, 8:13 am

Your mum is your dad!

by **Commando** » November 6th, 2007, 8:30 am

BI6TIM wrote:Far more likely to find your mum's on there.

sif, my mum sha... woah nearly walked right into that one!

by **nommic** » November 6th, 2007, 9:07 pm

When I saw this thread title I thought it would be about VN 5L drivers

My cat is skitzo... chases imaginary objects around the house (it literally scratches and jumps at thin air) and then starts doing laps of the hallway.

by **OED666** » November 7th, 2007, 10:00 am

well, this is my kind of thread... i have heaps of pics...

Just as i am about to get up and shower, I have an orange cat sitting on me...

Orange cat looking at the 2 day old chicks... umm mid night snack!!!

Dont copy me, I was lying like this first...

We are best friends...

I think I will need to see the dog chiropractor tomorrow... Plus, how am i meant to get to sleep with him lying on me

I'm stuck... Please help

Count the animals...
Top Row... Tiger, Sasha, Eddie
Bottom Row... Boots

More coming...

by **Damo** » November 7th, 2007, 10:19 am

do you live in a Zoo OED ?

:lol:

by **OED666** » November 7th, 2007, 10:22 am

Super Dog...

Impossible Typing...

Hairy Clothes anyone...

p0r|\| star...

Home sweet home...

He couldnt find his home this night...

Wake me up, and I'll attack your legs...

Hide and Seek...

Anyone for a game of pool...

Busted...

Another Busted...

Your breathe stinks... How long since you brushed your teeth???

Hard day at the office...

Stretching out...

by **stevo** » November 7th, 2007, 11:55 am

My dog Tyson relaxing -

stupid xmas dog

got more just have to upload them (Another time..!)

by **MrsGhia** » November 7th, 2007, 12:56 pm

Here's some more of our Edward ...

Edward keeping Bi6tim company while he surfs the forums

Another spot that Edward likes to stay in when Bi6tim is again on the forums

We couldn't find Edward one afternoon looked all over inside and outside calling him, but no sign of him... until Bi6tim found him here!!!!

by **MrsGhia** » November 7th, 2007, 12:59 pm

oh!! You may remember this one used to be my avatar...

by **SLY347** » November 7th, 2007, 6:13 pm

These pictures make my dog seem normal...I'm worried now lol

by **Malakai** » November 7th, 2007, 6:36 pm

Is that Edward or Tim? It's a small pic...

by **BI6TIM** » November 7th, 2007, 6:47 pm

89AIT wrote:Is that Edward or Tim? It's a small pic...

You bastard!!!

by **Bipolar** » November 7th, 2007, 11:30 pm

LOL!!!

Mika
Curled up on my GF's lap

She thinks she's people

Actually sleeping

Watching me iron my workclothes the week after we got her

She does weird shit like eating out of her bowl with her paws, and looking for an insect after she's hunted it down and eaten it.

by **OED666** » November 7th, 2007, 11:36 pm

Damo wrote:do you live in a Zoo OED ?

Pretty much Damo, pretty much... I dont have pics of the Chickens.

Bipolar, I completely understand what your saying about your cat thinking she is a human.

by **Gozza** » November 8th, 2007, 7:13 am

OED666 wrote:well, this is my kind of thread... i have heaps of pics...

Just as i am about to get up and shower, I have an orange cat sitting on me...

i didn't know you were expecting bro - that angle makes you look pregant

by **OED666** » November 8th, 2007, 7:28 am

i was lying on my side skro...

or is just my huge ASS

by **Gozza** » November 8th, 2007, 7:31 am

i only just realised what was going on LOL no your ass is sexy - i thought maybe you have a pillow under the blanket - or elephantitis of the balls

by **TUFED6** » November 8th, 2007, 7:40 am

Cats are endless amusement. Such dumb kents.

Here's my cat in its favourite hiding spot. It always looks so shocked when you pull the doona back, like HOW THE FCUK DID YOU FIND ME???!

by **OED666** » November 8th, 2007, 8:18 am

i hate summer... cuz i dont sleep with a donah, the cat still plays when you move your feet under the sheets... during the night i get attacked. On sunday night i barely slept cuz the cat was in one of his moods.

he always helps make the bed when its time to change the sheets... it goes rank on all the creases...

by **Gozza** » November 8th, 2007, 10:10 am

OED666 wrote: it goes rank on all the creases...

Giggidy?

by **Eb Barbie** » November 8th, 2007, 10:53 am

Iv got some great pics, my house is a bit like a Zoo. When I upload pics from home I will post em up. Here's one I already had for now. He's my dog. Maltese x Bishon.

In da house!

Such a poser!

by **CozEF** » November 8th, 2007, 3:33 pm

My gf's cat...Nightshade

by **Gozza** » November 8th, 2007, 3:41 pm

fuckin hell man - youll spin out when you see my cat - dead ring of yours - ill get some pics up

by **five point slow** » November 8th, 2007, 9:11 pm

My cat, Chopper. I have no idea how this is comfy.

My other cat, Zoe. She's a lard arse. And an attention whore.

We had to get her shaved the other month. Yeah yeah.

by **Damo** » November 8th, 2007, 9:22 pm

Barge8 wrote:We had to get her shaved the other month. Yeah yeah.

hahaha. My Grandmother had to have one of her cats shaved recently too, same deal they left the paws and head and tail fury. Fcuk it looked like a freak, the other cat she has didn't talk to it for a week because it was scared of it. lol

by **five point slow** » November 8th, 2007, 9:44 pm

My dog went absolutely mental for about a week every time she saw it.

When we got Chopper Zoe went ape shit over his ears. Apparently they think they want to punch on all the time.

by **spope** » November 8th, 2007, 11:36 pm

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My dog sleeps on my bed, but he is insane, he likes to sleep under the covers. If I don't let him, he sits there and stares at me.
The other classic is when I open the back sliding door to let him out, if the screen door is closed, he runs straight into it. Every time. Always cracks me up.

One of our cats we had a long time ago, Jess, used to sneak into the garage and sleep on the bonnet of my old mans car. Drove him nuts, but what can you do?

by **TUFED6** » November 9th, 2007, 7:10 am

Barge8 wrote:My cat, Chopper. I have no idea how this is comfy.

Fcuken L.O.L.! :lol:

Named chopper because of the ears? Thats the funniest shit I've seen in ages!! :lol:

by **Gunns** » November 9th, 2007, 7:49 am

Cash no, no cash no cash here. Robo!

by **five point slow** » November 9th, 2007, 4:58 pm

Yeah cos of the ears. I nagged the old lady for ages to call him Chopper and she finally gave in.

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