Awesome police stories

[boostedbb]

one time i pulled out of an intersection in my old xf with a vn5.0 behind me i smoked fvck out of it up the road and he tried to match me, about 5 mins later the cop that happened to across from the intersection in the bushes hiding pulled me over to book me i pleaded innocent and he said i heard the v8 manual doing a burnout i laughed and said well this is a 6cyl auto (mind you it was a 10 sec turbo) and he had to let me off poor bastard

[Bipolar]

I was hoping to see more stories similar to mine, but it just proves that it is pretty rare to see some fuckwit that puts you in immediate danger get busted for it.

[dylby1]

apologies to Daneos had a rough day and what i said came out quite a bit harsher than initially intended

[ham02au]

Dyl your Magna would be like Mav's Lancer, lucky to get 90rwkw lol

lol yeah agreed. sounds tougher than mavs lancer tho with the new exhaust i put on the other day (which isnt new, just had to take it off for RWC as its a bit loud so i put it back on lol)

lol not like a bag of shit covered in rice then?? bahahaha

[DaNeOs]

To snaked and dylby1, i know i fucked up and i went without a lisence for it.
And as if you guys have never done a skid / drifted / sped / hooned grow the **** up.

If you meet me at a meet come up and say hi and tell me your thoughts of me then.

[huggiebear]

And as if you guys have never drifted

i havnt id love to learn tho

[dylby1]

Dyl your Magna would be like Mav's Lancer, lucky to get 90rwkw lol

lol yeah agreed. sounds tougher than mavs lancer tho with the new exhaust i put on the other day (which isnt new, just had to take it off for RWC as its a bit loud so i put it back on lol)

lol not like a bag of shit covered in rice then?? bahahaha

haha somethin like that i guess

[Snaken]

To snaked and dylby1, i know i fucked up and i went without a lisence for it.
And as if you guys have never done a skid / drifted / sped / hooned grow the **** up.

If you meet me at a meet come up and say hi and tell me your thoughts of me then.

well thats good then , as long as you know that you fucked up... just didnt sound like it in your first post
so my apologies for being a bit harsh.

and yea i do like to get a bit sideways in the wet.... but dosent everyone

[pHaT`eL]

To snaked and dylby1, i know i fucked up and i went without a lisence for it.
And as if you guys have never done a skid / drifted / sped / hooned grow the **** up.

If you meet me at a meet come up and say hi and tell me your thoughts of me then.

well thats good then , as long as you know that you fucked up... just didnt sound like it in your first post
so my apologies for being a bit harsh.

and yea i do like to get a bit sideways in the wet.... but dosent everyone

Fucken Hoon! Your the reason hoon laws are so harsh, etc, etc...

[t1MMy]

Na Pete...Josh is. He's the hoon wanker.

[Snaken]

To snaked and dylby1, i know i fucked up and i went without a lisence for it.
And as if you guys have never done a skid / drifted / sped / hooned grow the **** up.

If you meet me at a meet come up and say hi and tell me your thoughts of me then.

well thats good then , as long as you know that you fucked up... just didnt sound like it in your first post
so my apologies for being a bit harsh.

and yea i do like to get a bit sideways in the wet.... but dosent everyone

Fucken Hoon! Your the reason hoon laws are so harsh, etc, etc...

good one

[09SR5]

not quite police story.... but did a massive burnout in a carpark of a disused train station...murdered the tyres, so had the car jacked up changing them....
2 fire trucks come along...lights going and all....could do nothing but continue changing wheels - couldnt exactly go anywhere lol.

they park and shine their spotlights on me for about 5 mins....then leave...lol. once id finished changing them i didnt hang around haha

And i was giggling so much i couldnt get the wheel on...

[fordnutter]

as far as i know if a cop swears at you in any way you can get off any charge they are tryin to give you. Its in their code of ethics. one of my mates missus got off a j walking fine cos the cop called her a slut. she at the time was completing her criminology degree lol.

[stav50]

ive been called a fucking **** by a copper before being taken out of a car. i was smashed and they were fucking assholes. nothin happend but, wish i were sober enough to have gotten his name tho.

[needfordspeed]

Tiga_EL went through a booze bus the other night, while driving his bright yellow manual typhoon on his auto P's, got asked to pull over after the bretho and they done a drug test on him. They grabbed his license, waited for the drug test while we had a bit of a laugh with the coppers then they gave him his license back and away we went!

Surprised he didn't get done at all the lucky kent.

[ned]

Two quick ones...

Was at a 21st and found a brand new phone, thought I'd do the right thing and hand it in at the station. Gave me details and away I went, next day I found out who the phone belonged to so I called the person and told them that I had handed it in the night before and to go and collect it from there.

Person went there, explained the situation, cops denied any kind of phone being handed in the night before, despite me being with two other people, on camera in the station and leaving my details behind. That person no longer speaks to me because they think I stole it.

Second story is simple... I got beaten up with the steel baton thing they have. Have pics of the damage for proof, but try and prove it in court, yeah mad legal system.

[dylby1]

Two quick ones...

Was at a 21st and found a brand new phone, thought I'd do the right thing and hand it in at the station. Gave me details and away I went, next day I found out who the phone belonged to so I called the person and told them that I had handed it in the night before and to go and collect it from there.

Person went there, explained the situation, cops denied any kind of phone being handed in the night before, despite me being with two other people, on camera in the station and leaving my details behind. That person no longer speaks to me because they think I stole it.

Second story is simple... I got beaten up with the steel baton thing they have. Have pics of the damage for proof, but try and prove it in court, yeah mad legal system.

yeah that second one is similar to my brother, he got bashed by a teacher at school and has photos to prove that, went to pig station and they took photos details etc and never did anything. my brother ended up smacking the prick out after school one day

[Gunns]

Got let off for a nice big power slide on a greasy road by the inspector of melbourne CBD.
I thought the car was getting impounded forsure. Fast talking from myself and the other 3 people in the car saw me drive away with out a fine.