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Postby Commando » November 16th, 2007, 3:21 pm

Too funny not to post:

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes”, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question! Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."


DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.


You listen to this." [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect is manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well..."

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "Up the @rse....."

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing.
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby Damo » November 16th, 2007, 3:27 pm

LOL!!! I wonder if they won the holiday. :lol:
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby Gozza » November 16th, 2007, 3:27 pm

man i just fucking lost it - thats awesome
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby pHaT`eL » November 16th, 2007, 3:29 pm

ROFLMAO.. thats fo0kin gold!!
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby LUXO_8 » November 16th, 2007, 3:31 pm

lmfao thats awesome....
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby stevo » November 16th, 2007, 3:47 pm

lol thats funny, last time i read that joke it was a LA radio station i think though? lol
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby galapogos01 » November 16th, 2007, 4:11 pm

sif that was on the radio this morning.

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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby EA2BA » November 18th, 2007, 10:04 am

There was a video doing the email rounds with an interview done in somewhere in germany or something by a reporter in the street, and that's about exactley how it went :roll:
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby EdFairmontGhia » November 18th, 2007, 5:58 pm

That is wicked... i hope they won
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby Eb Barbie » November 19th, 2007, 7:48 am

Heard that before, classic! How embaressing for her. Lol
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Re: FOX FM gaffe

Postby XR8TickfordBoy » November 19th, 2007, 2:45 pm

I was thinking that sounds like a well constructed joke, that would be a pisser to hear on radio!
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