the Muzza definition

by **stockiEF** » December 17th, 2007, 4:08 pm

some of you may have already read this.. it is quite long but such a good read!

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars.. Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.. Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas. They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side. As soon as there's any drizzle outside, muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in their cars- ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much. Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys. Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning. Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" how about you and your rat tail go drive your car too fast down chapel and wrap yourselves round a pole.
Thankou

by **ORSMEB** » December 17th, 2007, 5:38 pm

ROTFL!!!!! Lol. I love it!

by **UNEZED** » December 17th, 2007, 5:47 pm

ive seen that b4 but still funny lol

by **Amon** » December 17th, 2007, 5:47 pm

LOL! so true...

by **EF ECTIV** » December 17th, 2007, 5:49 pm

thats gold..... :lol:

by **Commando** » December 17th, 2007, 6:38 pm

pics of marias?

by **pHaT`eL** » December 17th, 2007, 7:06 pm

Just picture a muzza with long hair

by **LUXO_8** » December 17th, 2007, 7:09 pm

mullet??...

by **nothin suss** » December 17th, 2007, 7:48 pm

lol @ bumbags

by **G3R3N** » December 17th, 2007, 8:06 pm

haha send that to one of the vl turbo club sites and say: from eafalcon.com... haha
That'll ruffle some feathers!

by **pHaT`eL** » December 17th, 2007, 8:07 pm

Something like that happened a while back in the AFF days. BT1 Cruise I think, caused a decent shit fight IIRC..

by **[Sterling]** » December 17th, 2007, 8:20 pm

lol send to a vl forum please....!!!!!!!! lmao!!

by **Steady** » December 17th, 2007, 8:25 pm

Yeah, lololol, g up VL owners... how hilarity :roll:

by **Damo** » December 17th, 2007, 8:31 pm

shit thread F--- won't read again.

by **LTDHO** » December 17th, 2007, 9:44 pm

stockiEF wrote:they are depicted by their cars.. Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Not forgetting the Falcon, regardless on what wheels it came with factory, these are swapped with gloss black steel wheels.

by **pHaT`eL** » December 17th, 2007, 9:46 pm

Or covered with later model factory hubcaps for the sleeper look

by **someLS1** » December 17th, 2007, 11:39 pm

muzzas drive ls1s aswell!!!

by **nothin suss** » December 18th, 2007, 1:21 pm

LTDHO wrote:Not forgetting the Falcon, regardless on what wheels it came with factory, these are swapped with gloss black steel wheels.

Hey!... Nothing wrong with steel wheels. I would agree on the Falcon bit tho, damn there is muzzas starting to get about in Falcons.
I put it down to fuel prices with the inline 6 loving lpg, has to be dual fuel tho so it can be flicked across to petty for revtunes at maccas and hektic fly-bys of broadmeadows kebab shops.

by **Commando** » December 18th, 2007, 1:27 pm

Re: the Muzza definition
by Damo on Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:31 pm

shit thread F--- won't read again.

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by **EDFalcon** » December 18th, 2007, 2:11 pm

^^^
thats almost as funny as the "article" on muzza's!!

by **syko4d** » December 18th, 2007, 2:15 pm

hey commando i dont get wat youre saying mate?

by **EDFalcon** » December 18th, 2007, 2:20 pm

on monday at 8:31pm damo said he wouldnt read the thread again, then at 2:26pm today damo was on again... its pretty clear isnt it??

by **Commando** » December 18th, 2007, 2:23 pm

Just thought I'd point out a little something :ugeek:

by **syko4d** » December 18th, 2007, 2:31 pm

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by **Damo** » December 18th, 2007, 2:37 pm

i tricked yous

by **EDFalcon** » December 18th, 2007, 2:38 pm

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by **syko4d** » December 18th, 2007, 2:43 pm

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by **Commando** » December 18th, 2007, 2:45 pm

Damo wrote:lulz

after all these years I'd still hit it

by **Steady** » December 18th, 2007, 2:49 pm

Commando wrote:
Damo wrote:lulz

after all these years I'd still hit it

by **EDFalcon** » December 18th, 2007, 2:52 pm

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by **XR8TickfordBoy** » December 18th, 2007, 2:55 pm

Was just at Fountain Gate shopping centre after work and that message just allowed me to identify Muzza's and Maria's straight off the bat! The Southern European decent, mullet, cap etc. but a woman that was blonde and anglo-saxon. Obvious "whore", that thing is so accurate it's not funny. I was thinking cos she's an 'OZZY' chick, "Why would u go out with some wanker with a mullet, fanny pack, skyline, and obviously a wog?" Then I thought to this thread and went "MARIA!"

by **Commando** » December 18th, 2007, 3:02 pm

and obviously a wog?

not that there's anything wrong with being something other than white...

by **syko4d** » December 18th, 2007, 3:09 pm

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by **Steady** » December 18th, 2007, 3:14 pm

You've got some issues man, calm the **** down.

by **syko4d** » December 18th, 2007, 3:18 pm

yeah well i tried to have a joke with him, i seen he got shitty so said i do to and then he carrys on trying to be a school teacher

by **EDFalcon** » December 18th, 2007, 3:21 pm

im refering to the large paragraphs you write on here with no punctuation, and i'm not the only one that has commented. you worded it as a question, i answered your question. i'm not a "keyboard warrior" i just like to be able to read a sentence without going WTF!!

i dont appreciate being called narky by a little f#$kwit such as yourself after you asked a question and i answered it. if u dont want a response dont ask in the first place!!

not that its any of your business but no i didnt get teased at school. and seriously, is that the best thing you can say?? pretty piss weak to go there.

by **Commando** » December 18th, 2007, 3:22 pm

Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly says "Hold your fire!"

by **EDFalcon** » December 18th, 2007, 3:22 pm

btw how is calling me narky a joke. get back on the topic and stop with the personal attacks.

by **syko4d** » December 18th, 2007, 3:32 pm

little? hahahaha thats funny.

And i just didnt want to be to knarky anyway just like the other argument were off track again

and we have the muzzas here to thats why i thought it was so funny .

and just so you know with the personal attacks shit, i asked the question because i didnt know that you could see who is reading each thread.

can we end it now or do we go supertuff and call each other names over the internet?

by **Malakai** » December 18th, 2007, 3:34 pm

Hahaha they account for a massive part of the crowd at any motorsport event up here in QLD too. Just watch the PowerCruise 10 Brisbane DVD and you'll see what I mean. In fact it's a requirement to be a staff member or volunteer at the event too.

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