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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby NickosEL » November 16th, 2010, 7:15 pm

This is the funniest thing I have read and not understood in ages...?? :blink: Im really keen to fnd out who michael bauer is..isnt that the dude from 24? or is that Jack?
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Nikk O'lass » November 16th, 2010, 7:17 pm

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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby freerider » November 16th, 2010, 8:17 pm

this is great lol this thread starts of funny then only gets funnier :good:
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby SnyperEB » November 16th, 2010, 9:31 pm

NickosEL wrote:This is the funniest thing I have read and not understood in ages...?? :blink: Im really keen to fnd out who michael bauer is..isnt that the dude from 24? or is that Jack?


Lol that's jack Bauer mate
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby sk8n6 » November 16th, 2010, 11:23 pm

mate the phone call last night was the funniest sh!t i've heard

nothing will ever top it

and sunny thats right you've made a funny and now i've calmed down, i see its just some internet shit and not taking
personnally,

glad i made you laugh and apologies
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby freerider » November 17th, 2010, 12:23 am

i believe some1 had $100 on backing out?
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Duffman » November 17th, 2010, 12:47 am

the important thing to remember was that i had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.........
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby koles318 » November 17th, 2010, 8:28 am

ok, go on, ban me if you want, and then loose another member, honestly, if you all want to keep you're reputation on this forum, then i would have a hard think about what else is going to be said. and then think about what you're going to say to others. Dansedgli, i'm assuming that you're one of those guy's that can either 1) ban me, or 2) get me banned. and which ever of the above i can guarantee has happened to atleast 2 of the people that have posted in this thread. it will be a first for me, i only had one warning on another forum, and i'm still on that forum. don't you think that there should be some sort of warning system?, oh, and just a quote from this thread: "I'd perm ban you but you'll prob come back like all the other fuckin trolls", now i can tell this is meant as a joke, but the average person that uses this forum wouldn't know different.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby [Sterling] » November 17th, 2010, 8:32 am

Most people on here who arnt banned are either good people or smart people.
Stupid people on boosted/dan says no.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby ELXR_96 » November 17th, 2010, 8:49 am

koles318, I'm still lost as to what you and the below people have to do with the proposed boxing match?
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby needfordspeed » November 17th, 2010, 10:18 am

koles318 wrote:ok, go on, ban me if you want, and then loose another member, honestly, if you all want to keep you're reputation on this forum, then i would have a hard think about what else is going to be said. and then think about what you're going to say to others. Dansedgli, i'm assuming that you're one of those guy's that can either 1) ban me, or 2) get me banned. and which ever of the above i can guarantee has happened to atleast 2 of the people that have posted in this thread. it will be a first for me, i only had one warning on another forum, and i'm still on that forum. don't you think that there should be some sort of warning system?, oh, and just a quote from this thread: "I'd perm ban you but you'll prob come back like all the other fuckin trolls", now i can tell this is meant as a joke, but the average person that uses this forum wouldn't know different.


If you can explain by the end of today wtf that other post was about, so that everyone can understand, we won't ban you.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby t1MMy » November 17th, 2010, 10:28 am

Wholy f***, someone takes internet forums a little too serious!
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby misk » November 17th, 2010, 10:28 am

theres only one simple rule to follow to not getting banned.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby NUT347 » November 17th, 2010, 11:20 am

t1MMy wrote:Wholy f***, someone takes internet forums a little too serious!


Shut up cvnt or I'll strangle you with my keyboard cable.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Sunboost » November 17th, 2010, 11:31 am

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby LTDHO » November 17th, 2010, 11:43 am

Can someone summarise this thread?

Someone looses $1200 by littering.
Then people want to bash people.
There is a bit of "What do you want from me"
Now muffins?????

Arrrhhhh!!!!
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby SnyperEB » November 17th, 2010, 11:49 am

LTDHO wrote:Can someone summarise this thread?

Someone looses $1200 by littering.
Then people want to bash people.
There is a bit of "What do you want from me"
Now muffins?????

Arrrhhhh!!!!


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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby t1MMy » November 17th, 2010, 1:00 pm

Sundeep wrote:Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

FKNLOL!!!!
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Bipolar » November 17th, 2010, 1:51 pm

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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby boostedbb » November 17th, 2010, 3:34 pm

ok, i like to bag the shit out of people, but come on, the only reason i bag the shit out of some one, is if they were a real dickhaed, and for those of you who know MICHEAL BAUER then you will know the name lambert, thus meaning you know me and both of my older brothers, who really bag the shit out of him.



do you think every time it says bag or bagging there should be a tea infront of it
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby TUFED6 » November 17th, 2010, 4:13 pm

Many lols. A+++
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby bt1gino » November 18th, 2010, 12:04 am

top thread! LOL
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby sk8n6 » November 18th, 2010, 1:57 am

in all honesty i had a shit load going on in my real non internet life and snapped at sunny on here

if i had of known how some ppl would react tho i would of done it just as a stir

going back over this i sound like a fool so do some others but i can't deny its a funny as thread

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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Ebsleeper » November 18th, 2010, 3:55 am

misk wrote:theres only one simple rule to follow to not getting banned.
dont be a fuckwit, or at least be a funny fuckwit...



This! :grin:
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Sunboost » November 18th, 2010, 8:17 am

sk8n6 wrote:in all honesty i had a shit load going on in my real non internet life and snapped at sunny on here

if i had of known how some ppl would react tho i would of done it just as a stir

going back over this i sound like a fool so do some others but i can't deny its a funny as thread

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Stop trying to redeem yourself. There's no going back now. Your reputation is more mashed than ever.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby koles318 » November 18th, 2010, 8:27 am

in all honesty i had a shit load going on in my real non internet life and snapped at sunny on here.if i had of known how some ppl would react tho i would of done it just as a stir.

if this was said to begin with, then this bullshit wouldn't be going on

"do you think every time it says bag or bagging there should be a tea infront of it"
not all of us are gay, so i don't think so.
if ya gonna f*#k it up, make sure you f*#k it up in such a way that you have everyone saying "how the F*#K did he do that"
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby NUT347 » November 18th, 2010, 8:32 am

Dude, your not Jerry springer so shut up.

You take it way to seriously.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby koles318 » November 18th, 2010, 8:36 am

yeah, i know now that it was a joke, but 2 pages ago, no one that is like me would be able to tell the difference.

"You take it way to seriously." isn't this telling you something? i take things seriously, but, if it had been phrased so that EVERYONE could tell that it was a JOKE then we all wouldn't be up to 108 post would we.
if ya gonna f*#k it up, make sure you f*#k it up in such a way that you have everyone saying "how the F*#K did he do that"
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby NUT347 » November 18th, 2010, 8:40 am

What? It wasn't a joke!!!

Sunny doesn't like sk8n6, its not the end of the world.

Seriously dude, your a carton short of a 6 pack.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby MAD » November 18th, 2010, 8:41 am

sk8n6 wrote:in all honesty i had a shit load going on in my real non internet life and snapped at sunny on here

if i had of known how some ppl would react tho i would of done it just as a stir

going back over this i sound like a fool so do some others but i can't deny its a funny as thread

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You're still a dick for littering in the first place, in the same class as the low life fucks that dump their bags of maccas in my street or their empty 6-pack on my nature strip.
The $1200 probably goes some way to making up for all the other shit you've thrown out the window.

Wtf is wrong with keeping it in the car until you find a fucking bin?

Maybe I'll have to check more closely on the rubbish I have to pick up out the front to see if the clever dipshits have done the same thing.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby sk8n6 » November 18th, 2010, 8:59 am

NUT347 wrote:What? It wasn't a joke!!!

Sunny doesn't like sk8n6, its not the end of the world.

Seriously dude, your a carton short of a 6 pack.


yep that's about the long and the short of it.

in normal circumstances i would not care some bloke i've never met doesn't like me.

yet i keep hearing that sunny is completely different in the real world, again who cares

i joined this forum to get idea's and information on the falcon's i like, not to make friend's or have dr phil start lecturing

this thread is a laugh no one is gonna get emotionally scared from it.

if i do i'll make sure to send sunny the bill as it's all his fault....
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Dansedgli » November 18th, 2010, 9:24 am

Koles, you haven't explained that post and the day is over. You know what that means. :grin:
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Postby big-fella » November 18th, 2010, 9:26 am

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I was just on the phone at work to a customer and I pmsl at that photo.

Should not look at lol threads while on the phone..
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Duffman » November 18th, 2010, 8:18 pm

Malakai wrote:What is he not paying for axeman83?

i started building a turbo manifold for him, broke my own rule and shelled out for parts outa my own wallet on faith that he would put down the deposit to cover the expense. now 2 months and a daily stream of limpdick excuses later still no money and im outa pocket for the damn thing. so its up for grabs now anyone who wants it. 100bucks price drop for anyone whos not sk8n6. or it can stay sitting im my shed gathering dust. nothing against him personaly. just bad business
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Postby LOW_XR » November 18th, 2010, 8:38 pm

Dansedgli wrote:Koles, you haven't explained that post and the day is over. You know what that means. :grin:



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Postby FOR.0EL » November 18th, 2010, 9:01 pm

Those who know how to fight dont go around trying to pick fights.

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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby sk8n6 » November 18th, 2010, 9:06 pm

axeman83 wrote:
Malakai wrote:What is he not paying for axeman83?

i started building a turbo manifold for him, broke my own rule and shelled out for parts outa my own wallet on faith that he would put down the deposit to cover the expense. now 2 months and a daily stream of limpdick excuses later still no money and im outa pocket for the damn thing. so its up for grabs now anyone who wants it. 100bucks price drop for anyone whos not sk8n6. or it can stay sitting im my shed gathering dust. nothing against him personaly. just bad business



check your balance as i checked mine after your text and even tho i've had change in circumstance where atm i'm re-directing every dollar in a family direction my acc shows its left. I'll also fix the balance by directly putting into your brand bank. I ALWAYS PAY MY BILLS i pride myself on it

so by midday i will have paid total cost for manifold and if by some miracle the transfer isn't thru i'll pay that again.
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby Nikk O'lass » November 19th, 2010, 4:07 pm

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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby needfordspeed » November 21st, 2010, 7:39 pm

Bumping to see how "bill paying" went :P
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Re: I just took took the award for super idiotic retard

Postby misk » November 21st, 2010, 7:46 pm

yeah, everyone pay bill (me) :)
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